>John Oliver shits on Bud Light Lime
>Brooklyn hipster shitbags sneer at Bud Light
>get called ignorant red neck and racist for drinking bud light
It's one of the most popular beers in American you fucking faggots. I like sitting by the beach and drinking beers and then cooling off in the ocean.
Why can't I just do whay I like? Why do they feel like they have to give their fucking opinion?
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Its a belgian beer anyway
I shit on buglight too. It's some beligian-brazillian globalist company pretending to be American beer company.
>People shouldn't be allowed to give their opinion
Why does OP hate freedom of speech?
The original owner son's is a coke head and a murderer.
That's why the board sold it to.the Belgians.
Plus the beer tastes like carbonated water.
It's a high school tier beer, Faggot.
>Why do liberals hate normal things?
Not to side with them, but I do like being a little adventurous with my food sometimes.
niggers in dallas chimping out
because that is shit tier femnazi beer
at least drink yuengling nigger.
You can like whatever you like. But be prepared to defend "why" you like it. Because, there's way better beers out there, and by now most people know that.
I like Budweiser but Bud Light is shitty frat beer.
Dallas needs to take care of their nigger problem. It gets worse every year.
>i like water that slightly taste like beer, why are people judging me for it
who cares about them. i love wine coolers and people give me shit for it too
>drinking bud lite
Are you a woman?
>tfw sipping a nice kirin ichiban as I type this post
Jk it's also shit beer, but it's 2 butcks for 25 oz.
yeah, globalist conglomerate crap
Recovering alcoholic here.
Light beers are piss water. Bud light, Coors light, Corona light, etc. I never really saw a point in drinking them, I could pound through an 18 pack and still be conscious.
PBR wasn't too bad but it'd give you the shits after drinking a dozen of them.
You should've stopped drinking Bud after they did THIS. Pic related
>PBR wasn't too bad but it'd give you the shits after drinking a dozen of them.
Can confirm
>Bud Light Lime
it is not good imo
>I WOULD NEVER DRINK SODA THAT SHIT IS TERRIBLE FOR YOU
>Drinks carbonated poison instead
>drinking the fake budweiser
The funny thing is, Bud Light has tried so hard to appeal to liberals with the wage gap commercial, Amy Schumer and (((Rogen))) as spokesmen etc.
Bud light is trash. Drink whiskey like an adult.
>hating fraternities
>hating men
Fucking cocksucker
>Bud Light
>Good
Most of them are lying to look cool. Hating popular things make people feel special. Here in San Jose everybody turns their noses up at shit like domestic beer and McDonalds, but that shit sells way more than anything "artisan". Somebody has to be buying it.
Bud light is owned by InBev globalist and they have Seth Rogan and Amy Schumer push Marxism in their commercials
Stop drinking it
>normal things
what a fucking prole
please gas yourself
I like Bud Light but they seem to want to turn it into a SJW brand and alienate their traditional base consumer.
The old owners of AB probably did the right thing and sold at a high price of many Billion $ in a market with increasing competition and lowered margins. The new owners marketing sucks.
>not drinking natural light at the frat
>Bud Lilte Lime
Literally the product his mentor Colbert was shilling hard for back in 2008.
> owned by a foreign corporation
> merged with In Bev a few years ago at almost the same time Miller merged with Coors, making 90% of the beer produced and sold worldwide to come from 2 beer companies
> putting small mom and pop American breweries that pay American taxes and hire American employees out of business
> beers are made with corn instead of traditional brewing ingredients, making it cheap, watery, tasteless, and clear
because he's a fascist nigger that has to whine to the internet every time his feelings get hurt for drinking trash beer
Good to see you lads know about AB InBev. They're cunts, they turn everything into piss.
Miller high life top tier beer king reporting in
>Budweiser
>Beer
Pick One
>The original owner son's is a coke head and a murderer.
this raises bud lights reputation in my book, actually
Budweiser is like water, drinking bud light must be like drinking air.
Americans drink pussy beer and cocktails, they are huge fucking HOMOSEXUALS.
>american universities
>bud light
>men
kek
I need and expanding mind macrobrew meme
Small brain: InBev
Getting there: MillerCoors
High Power: Pabst Brewing Company
>Drinking beer that's there to get sluts drunk instead of the real beer/booze
Who's sucking cocks now?
fraternities are gay af and places where betas can find friends
a real alpha doesn't need to be force fed friends in some communal living club
How do Americans drink this piss? You are a big country with tons of German/British immigrants, who are well known for their beer making traditions, yet you still insist on drinking that pißwasser
Hating on beer is the easiest way to virtue signal and hipsters are perpetual virtue signaling machines. It's fine to dislike shit beer but if you do just avoid it rather than shit on it to score popularity points.
Bud light lime is shit and you should feel bad for even defending it
also bud light is shitty beer thats only good for beer pong maybe...
>Bud Light
Why do americans have such shit taste in beers. Seriously, go drink yuengling lager instead
>ever drinking bud light
LEL kill your self you degenerate scum
Dude you didn't get in, sorry
Fraternities are an amazing choice
You meet a huge network, have a lot more fun and sorority girls won't sleep with GDIs
> fuck your pisswater, this custom craft beer made from 36 different strains of hemp is totally not poisonous garbage that tastes like vomit but something real men unironically like!
What's Sup Forums drinking today?
What the fuck is wrong with your hand.
piss and cum
>yuengling
i feel like you work in "media" and constantly have to justify your job to your boss
what kind of keyboard is that
>Dude you didn't get in, sorry
i was serving my country in the Marine Corps, nigger and when i went to college to get my engineering degree afterwards i was living off campus and working at the same time
real people don't have time for that gay shit
Yuengling isn't that good, either. I know PAfags shill it hard, but it's not that impressive.
What's an affordable (read: not dirt-cheap) beer that I can find in Tx that's must-try?
>HARD MODE: Don't say landshark
I really haven't thought about it
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Logitec
>not seeking sluts
Gawker.com writer confirmed
>not drinking Budweiser
You're a faggot.
I think it's shit beer, but if that's what you want to buy then by all means, have at it.
John Oliver and his scummy leftist faggot buddies shit on Bud Light drinkers because InBev's SJW pandering failed big-time in their ad campaigns. Liberal scum only believe in freedom of choice, thought, and expression when it lines up with their degenerate, marxist point of view.
It's ok. At least you don't like shitty PBR.
>like me
>>I'm trash
And yet if you drink delicious brews from local breweries youre a hipster faggot according to OP.
t. Chiraq brewing masterrace
Thats what I plan to do after I end my 4 for the Army. Only daddys boy man-children join frats because they are the normie version of Berniecucks "dude weed and free shit lmao!"
local store just got some ninja vs. unicorn. very good new england style IPA (hazy, juicy). almost as good as treehouse
There are plenty of beers that aren't watered down shit or hipster faggot garbage. Guess you wouldn't know since you keep digging into the girl's cooler. Have another Zima, faggot.
pls reply
who here /onlyliquor/
The only beers I really care for are miller light, bud light, and coors light. The rest are for beer snobs who want to seem like they 'know beer' better than middle-aged, middle-american, everyday people.
Fuckers, you don't know beer until you've been with it every night for 30 years. These 'rednecks' you think you're better than are fucking MARRIED TO beer. They're not just going bar hopping with their friends and trying to prove how many hops they can stand.
I'd go out with my buddies, and they'd be drinking apricot pumpkin spice ale and talking about how great it is. I'd just be sipping a miller wondering why they give a fuck. Beer isn't soda. It's not mixed drinks. It doesn't need 'notes of oak' or 'hints of vanilla' or whatever bullshit they want to sell you on.
That shit is for fat guys who wear kilts and grow long goatees. It's for fucking losers who want you to think they 'love beer' - 'no, I mean really love beer'.
We get it, you're bohemian. You're thinking about making a raw-edge table out of lacquer and a single piece of spruce. You're hoping you can take up welding or making custom knives for a living. You have a carabiner for a keychain and consider yourself a jack of all trades. We get it.
You also think your homebrew is better than anything you've had served at a bar, and you think beer should taste like shampoo. So cool.
Lone star
For Macrobrews
I work in the "adult beverage" industry and make a daily effort to steer customers away from any brewery under the AB-InBev umbrella. They gave up trying to make decent beer and started buying out craft brewers. However, I don't give a flying fuck if someone wants to pound BL on a sunny weekend.
>You have to drink girl beer to get laid
I'm sure you get mad pussy slamming down Bud Light clamato.
Only redpilled beer is local brews
I used to love drinking Zima on Sunday mornings. Hungover but you need to mow the grass? Drink a couple Zima while you work, then hit the showers and start back with the beer.
Goddamn, that was a long time ago.
Bud Light is shit. Just because it's marketed as what a "real American" drinks doesn't mean it's good. Fuck you for falling for advertising and acting like it's real.
Enjoy your mass produced globalist swill though.
Tl;dr if you like Bud Licht you're probably retarded
I've been drinking IPA's since I was 15. I've got class and a mature pallet, you're drinking mass-marketed soda water. Get rekt.
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Trappiste beers are my favorite.
have a (you)
Who /rollingrock/ here?
Because the virtue of keeping your comments to yourself has gone by the wayside in current year. Embrace stoicism
>They gave up trying to make decent beer and started buying out craft brewers.
They also try suing them into submission.
Beer is peasent drink.
Bud light sucks. It's piss tier.
Yuengling is the true American's brew.
that looks like beer for edgy teenagers
My first choice for cheap grocery store beer
Beautiful user
Yeah. Here it's 11 bucks for a 18 pack... on par with natty ice in price. Blows my mind.
Fuck off commie
All lite beer is shit subhuman-tier.
Drink chilled bourbon and smoke marlboros
From the glass-lined tanks of Old LaTrobe
Why would you call me nigger?
You're the one fighting for Jewish interests so that niggers and spics and retain majority voting power
Don't get mad at me about it, your hero larping gets financed by guys like me
Preferring beers like Bud/Miller/Coors/Corona/PBR/Heineken/etcetc to the myriad of better beer options throughout the world and having the gall to express that opinion without shame is like declaring your favorite restaurant to be McDonalds or your favorite movie to be James Cameron's Avatar. It is an objective sign of shit taste and you should expect to be mocked.
Bud Lite and other weak cheap pilsners have their place don't get me wrong. Sometimes you just want something cheap and easy-drinking and you sure as hell aren't gonna play beer pong with a barrel-aged barleywine.
But please try not to be so mentally cucked by AB-InBev's propaganda campaigns. Liking Bud Lite doesn't make you patriotic or masculine, and practicing the art of making and tasting and exploring good beer isn't effeminate or esoteric or hipster-exclusive. It is continuing the traditions of a diverse and creative industry as old as civilization itself that only just recently became dominated by the massive conglomerates you are unconsciously shilling for.
T. a brewer
Right, and you may as well be drinking dish soap with a shot of vodka in it. And you call that a 'mature pallet'. You know, I'm just gonna take lawn clippings and mix them in with my bud light. I'll just drink it until I learn to love it, and then pooh-pooh anyone who doesn't like the grassy, natural, earthy taste of grass in their beer.
>"It's really good, you just don't have a mature pallet"
>"I know it's good because when I order it, the 45 year old loser behind the bar nods and says 'good man'."
>tfw even Saudis mock your your selection of beer
What is the patrician ABV?
Anything below 6%
Between 7-8%?
>drinking globalist piss