what do?
You are at a crowded place in western Europe and see this
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
head for cover
Blow my truck whistle to stop the assailant
Make like a banana, and split.
Try to maximize casualties.
start writing #notallmuslims on twitter
But..... but..... Were in a "No Truck Zone"
It's probably Euro Truck Terminator going on another rampage. Wish him luck.
*teleport behind it*
*cuts it in half with my 6m long katana*
Pray my truck-proof underwater actually works.
Show them my "no vehicular homicide" bracelet
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Kek
holy shit im actually happy that i live in poland
Grab reflexively for my gun on my right hip, like I trained, and then feel the emptiness because we're not allowed to carry guns.
160*
Grab the nearest white man and blame it all on him, before we both turn into strawberry jam.
>#Not all trucks
UNZIP DICK
drive away
Not so many years ago I wouldn't have believed you.
throw the nearest shitskin in front of it.
I lay down at the floor and wait the truck pass above me avoiding the wheels touch me
pls don't, It's a family board
I welcome it with open arms as it is clearly another muslim truck of peace.
Get out of the way. Kill the fuck out of the driver once it's stopped.
Start attacking the CIA directly and put an end to this shit.
Activate pol
>what do?
STOP BEING A RACIST XENOPHOBE!!!
based gadget show
feels good that the 3 muslims out of 20 students in my trucking class failed
Start yelling "not all Muslims!"
Oh man, I'd get so many likes and praises on social media.
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
American education.
Her skin is alive.
Being this newfag.
how to spot the newfag
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buy more chalk
>160
It's 180 you fucking retarded nigger
Hold up my Anti-Truck bracelet.
>be papua new guinea
>4 trucks in the entire island
>no roads
literally the safest country in the world
what do you even call the savages living in papua new guinea? papoos?
Cannibals.
can't tell if newfag or newfagception
Whip out my dick in anticipation
It's clearly just a truck of peace. What could go wrong?
is that a tiddy
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still better than being a leaf
I wouldn't mingle with crowds in the first place, especially in Europe.
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seriously though, are you an anthropologist or a cannibal?
>getting baited only three levels down
you are like little baby
Which kills more people, a truck filled with 5000kg of steel, or a truck filled with 5000kg of feathers?
"Let's town it down with Islamophobia for a second, ok?"
Post on Facebook "Not all muslims" as I bleed out to death
Teleport behind and shoot rocket launcher
kindly walk up and inform the driver this is a truck free zone.
Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
lol fuck this website
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KEK!
the correct answer is 90 degrees
swedish worker spotted
Bend over and praise Allah.
Go back home where I'm allowed to arm myself and kill the first nigger I see.
>self defense FTW
WHAT AM I READING YOU DEGENERATE
swedes work in denmark? What kind of retarded monkey does that
Yeah my grandmother is browsing with me right now
Fpbp
This is the most intelligent strategy
>newfagception
Scream "NOT ALL MUSLIMS!" while running toward the truck.
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