FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - 100 BIKER ASSULT EDITION
Other urls found in this thread:
broadcastify.com
timeanddate.com
twitter.com
60-70 degrees, moon is nearly full, It's going to start popping damn quick.
Come pile in, let the invasion swirl outside. Grab some coffee, put your feet up, listen to a city slowly bleeding out.
>13 year old ODing
it is 7:03 in the city. On a sunday no less...
Chicago, baby. Watch_Dogs could have been the dopest shit ever if the devs hadn't have been pussies...
keys checked. Getting comfy
> momma pulled a gun on her 18 yo son
Which thread are w e using first? user was eager to get started tonight.
Use this one first.
>male white
>all black clothing
>threatening assault
Observe, the cicongo white. While many are consumed by the local predators, this subspecies has learned to imitate both the coloration and behavior of it's predators, to better survive the harsh environment.
balls, there's another thread?
tried to make sure, sorry roberts, didn't mean to sow discord.
>looking for two retarded arabs
>one is a hunchback
This is weird even for Chicago.
>two mentally challenged middle eastern males
>One is a hunchback
>dispatch can barely parse out the names
>wandering the city
The sun isn't even fucking down....
Check your keys, his keys, her keys, that fucker over there's keys...
Now!
Gonna be one of these nights I'm betting...
Supposed to be warm. I'm feeling good about it.
>20 male hispanics fighting with bats
>customer calls cops on manager, not wanting to pay
>manager calls cops on customer for being a faggot who don't get how commerce works
>calls again and says it's all good now
Why the fuck would anyone open a business in chicago...meanwhile:
>Small crowd of spics
>beating eachother with bats
>on the ballfield
I swear, i can see how it all went...
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What's up, Roberts? Weather in Chiraq good for nigging!
>calling out the open key by fucking radio
You better believe that's a paddlin'.
>High - 72
>Low - 61
It's perfect for streetmonkey. Did you catch the tranny who maced his flashcab driver, ditched the car and made him smash into a parked cop car outside the station last night?
>four stops
>four convictions
>in the last four months
That dude's gonna fucking run, he's got no reason not to...
>old lady
>in a wheelchair
>being vulgar and hitting things
Goddamn chicago...
>drunk wife breaking his stuff
>she doesn't live there
Is that Crabby? She's working again?
She's typically not until a little bit later
It sounded like her but last night she came on a bit before midnight so I don't know.
Evening gents, hope tonight's a comfy one for listening.
These threads are always fucking nice to hang around in.
Have some shitty OC. First time ever using Photoshop.
Quality OC, Robert. Well done.
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good stuff, love me some arcade bullshit...
>that fucking somalia tier shouting in the background
Been waiting for this. Shit has been nonstop African savagery for the last 3 hours I've been listening.
The show is only just getting started.
>threatening suicide
>nog
>threatening to kill himself
>totally unarmed
Wherever I am, I must also murder.
Even if I am the only one here.
Sippin on gin and OJ. Got my windows open. It's a NICE EVENING in the Chicagoland area. The sun is setting and the moon is bright. Robert's, GET COMFY TONIGHT!
Obliged!
Here's to hoping for another triple screwdriver assault night, or even some nautical niggotry.
I still think the 100 bikers vs one dude, and the tranny macing were highlights last night...
This fucking city...
The pitbulls are still loose today
>broadcastify.com
hehheh
Yeah, the bikers were kinda fun.
I fucking love Chiraq.
Ok roberts, hate to do this so early, but I need to go, probably be back later tonight. Going to need a fresh OP for next thread, argue among yourselves.
keep the fire burning, the cozy flowing, let the shills howl.
Take care, Robert.
>ex boyfriend outside the house with a gun
>threatened to shoot her 17 year old son
Hoodie weather huh
Get her Jerome!
>now the car is on fire
> hit a median, and a flowerpot
Some dough for an OC. Stunt rig flipped over on S. La Salle Street
> "we just need a break from all this, squad"
Needs a break? A safe space and some play doh?
Im so tired of this glitch garbage, it's all the same.
drunk monkey break
First DOA of the evening
ONE
>skinny male black smoking crack
what's new?
Cooked up some more OC in spite of 's critique of /cpd/ aesthetic
>stole the male caller's stick
Did she just say the guy in the wheelchair stole a stick?
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nog stole his stick.
Next they'll steal the hubcaps off his wheelchair
>hospice patient
F
>another DOA...family there ...appears natural
>wife tried stabbing husband with a knife
How the hell is the CPD not using digitally encrypted comms like a modern person would?
Democrats in charge take all the money
There's a link in the pasta for donating to the CPD vest fund. They don't provide vests for their own officers, so we help out.
>Why aren't they using digitally encrypted super $$$ comms.
Gee, I don't know.
The stream doesn't seem that useful for a criminal, especially in Chicago where crime just sounds like white noise.
during a full coon moon, all the weirdos go crazy
>armed with a dustpan
>ARMED WITH A *chuckle* DUSTPAN
you still need a $2000, police-only radio to be able to tune and track all the trunks. Your average ham radio asshole isn't going to be able to snoop on this feed in a meaningful way, nor are all the gangbangers. It's a case of "good enough" technology.
brazilian ho unrelated
Yeah I was just reading about that, I can't believe it. In London (and the whole UK), all police radios are encrypted and you can't get them on a scanner like my dad used to. Also the Met will definitely replace worn out stab / ballistic vests, and we don't even have lots of firearms incidents every day!
In Chiraq? Hah! These motherfuckers barely have enough money to put gas in their radio cars. Not because of a lack of tax base, mind you, but because of widespread graft and corruption. It's fucking Chicongo, after all.
Oh well that makes more sense
Hopefully none of the local villains know about this stream... (I'm sure they don't)
>/cpd/ aesthetic
The original CPR threads from last year had many different cool pics, all these glitch pics are fucking same and boring. You subverted the thread with your talentless easy made "OC" that consists of standard Chicago pics from google with muh ebic glitch filters.
Was that for the truck flip scene from The Dark Knight?
Bump for one real Sup Forums thread
Yes it was. Pretty wicked stunt they pulled.
Good evening Roberts.
this feed is practically irrelevant to anyone actively trying to commit crime. for the most part, street criminals are opportunistic idiots that work off of impulse, and if the cops even get called, they're 20 minutes late to the scene. nobody is listening to this shit except for chiraq cops and Sup Forumstards.
Thank you for the comfy thread. These are my favorites.
Good evening, fellow Roberts. How's the stream tonight?
It's about 60 degrees and a full moon in beautiful Chiraq tonight. Get comfy desu.
Oh boy! This could be a good night.
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make some of your own then
it's this season's oc aesthetic
>Doe-mestic battery
Way to go citizens of chicago
That user is huffing his own flatulence. Keep the OC flowing, Robert.
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>Democrats in charge take all the money
Which, ironically is used to feed, breed, and nurture the million and a half third world mud-hutters that are providing us all this entertainment.
Enjoy the show, white America, you're paying for it.
It's just something to do while listening. How can making edits of pics hurt the thread?
Hey anons. I'm back from eating. How is everyone?
Damn, that Sergeant just got blown the fuck out kek
14 year old niece
guns knives and bats
criminal damage in progress
they never made it
multiple males outside
what the fuck is going on?
>what the fuck is going on?
Just Sunday night in Chiraq.
A Sunday in the Chiraq, my niqqa.
SHOTS FIRED INTO CAR
Shit is popping right now. Person shot nao.
Shots fired, shots fired everywhere.