The Mossad kidnaps you and takes you back to their Jew lair in Israel...

The Mossad kidnaps you and takes you back to their Jew lair in Israel. (((Ivanka))) walks in and orders you to eat her pussy. What do you do?

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Honestly I'd probably do it

I'd do it without anyone forcing me to.

What kind of hypothetical is this op?
would you NOT fuck ivanka?

I kick her in the pussy for giving birth to the anti-christ

I would demand that she show those puffy nips of her's first.

I don't even like eating pussy of girls I'm attracted to, much less someone whose face would make me think of Donald. She has a nice body, but I can't not see Donald when I look at her.

I'd probably be begging to eat her pussy before she even asked

>I don't even like eating pussy
what the fuck am i reading

>Ivanka will never take a huge shit on your chest and then rub it all over your face

Just kill me already

that happens to me whenever I meet a girl's father.

thankfully my current gf is adopted

I'd stick my tongue so far up her colon i'd be able to taste her breakfast

eat her pussy, duh.

Chow the fuck down

I'd eat the pussy harder than anything I've ever done in my entire life. I would write the alphabet forwards and backwards with my tongue and do every other trick in the book. She'd keep me as her personal slave forever.

>Hello, Police?
>Reckon I done killed a man.

Ivanka is the whore of Babylon as described in the bible.

Same. Honestly once I can see a girl's father in her face it makes things difficult. Not impossible but difficult, especially if the resemblance is strong.

>Not fucking your gf's father to establish dominance

cuck

Eat that shit and then bite her clit off and spit it in cucked jarEd's face watching in the corner getting blown by soros's son

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

spread her legsn shout L'CHAYIM!! and dive in

Prune the thread, that's what.
>Haha

I would strangle that cunt to death; it's a noble end to kill a race traitor.

؜i'd do it retard

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"Only your pussy? Could I perhaps rim your asshole too? Or more?"

Are you retarded

Cuck

>he likes eating pussy
what the fuck am i reading

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I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL SAVE ME

MUMMY

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

PATRIOT TIP: if you BLOW into a vagina the girl has an aneurysm. FACT.

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FUCK GREATER ISRAEL. FUCK MOSSAD. FUCK YOEL CHAIM. I'll never surrender

She can ride my face for hours.

i respect trump too much to treat his daughter like a whore and id actually tell her to stop acting like one

unironically serious

i'd rape her the momment she steps inside my cage

yeah well fuck you guys

BLOW INTO VAGINA = AIR EMBOLISM

IVANKA IS KILL

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Why are you a retard

So no inflation fetish? :(

>What do you do?
Tell her I don't eat pork

doesn't that only happen if she's given birth lately?

I used to like it until I got a nasty throat yeast infection

I'd do it at home even

I wouldn't do it, even if it means torture, even if it means death. Nothing is worth breaking the laws of God for

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By kidnap, you mean amossad operative said to me"if you come to Israel well let you bonk ivanka"..,

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>doesn't that only happen if she's given birth lately?

If your girlfriend is Jewish, try blowing into her pussy tonight. Update ITT.

Thanks for recognizing my 88 btw it was no cohencidence that I can tell you.

Blow into every JAP's vagina
SHOAH BELOAH THE BELT

>AS ABOVE SO BELOW, RIGHT YIDS?!

Baby why you gotta meet me in such a weird place?

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>Take the cyanide capsule
>Eat pussy
>Die with Ivvanka

I just got to eat ivanka AND deal a blow to Isreal

"Is this kosher?"

I would skip to the chase and defile her with my big nordic cock

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Without Trump's permission? I hold my breath until I die.

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>eat her pussy

Shapeshift into a trash compactor and feed the entirety of the Middle East to Danny Divito.

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