/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ROBERT IS ON THE MOVE EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundbutt.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Robert is overworked tonight. Chiraq's popping.

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full moon and it's warm

damn that laugh

Wereniggas is out tonight

>Get good get
>Thread is already at the end of its life
>Waste of double double digits.

Seattlebro when was your Criticall?

It's MALE BLACK HOODIE weather tonight!

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I love all the stupid and interpersonal drama and BS that niggers seem to love to perpetuate
It's like they are just abhorrent creatures who roam day in and out in a cloud of Savage emotions

friday night we had vampires

>Wereniggas

Oh ya Wisconsin in da hizzie

Sears tower and MCC

>Wereniggas

about a week ago, when was yours?

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its just a bunch of extremes. they dont know moderation of emotion.

>in cuffs
>still fighting
CAN'T STOP ME NIGGAH!!!!!!!!!

damn your criticall was a week ago? mine was almost a month ago. interview was over a week ago.

what was your score?

Parking lot!

I told myself no /cpd/ tonight. I can't stay away.

I like the chaos vibe in this. Very relevant.

Robert is busy with coonery tonight

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Nice, thanks. I'll work on this after my current project.

I really wish the dispatcher would stop saying "goodmorning" overnight shift must suck as is, but saying that makes it worse imo

weapon bingo if you roberts dont have it

I fucked that one up.it had errors. I updated it and reposted.

>Child and a bird

I love seeing my pics used. Makes me feel extra /comfy/.

Child an a bird

ty Robert will save the new revision.

>child and bird on the premises

its just overwhelming. its like being alone in the jungle at night.
what can the roberts do for you? they never find the guys.
if its a stranger on stranger anonymous crime what can they do?
some nigger just appears out of nowhere. assualts you. kills you. takes your keys. a pack of apes come running around the corner and stomp you to death.
and the cops have no way of finding them. identifying them. prosecuting them. no way to collect evidence.
they have turned their neighboorhoods into open air prisons. favelas ruled by crime and fear.
god help you if youre the wrong color. some little girl gets raped and murdered, and the attitude is fuck that white bitch I aint saying nothing.

actually scary the animals just running the streets with impunity and there is nothing a LEO force can do about it.
crime doesnt get prevented. robberies dont get solved. murders just stack up to the point that it takes offices hours and hours to respond. 10% clearance rate for homicides means everyone gets away with murder if you dont leave DNA and camera evidence. niggers just cause chaos all over with no fear or notion of the consequences. because there are none.

HOLY SHIT. its just sickening. just scary. imagine having to interact with these apes.
>post nigger webms

Robert confused AF

>victim is also offender.

victim and offender all in one hahahahaha

What did they mean by this?

5700 KPH for the data entry one, I scored in the low 90's percentage wise

nog needs two lawyers now heh

Expired due to a fall?

>victim
>also offender
>victim-offender

expired from a fall...
F

Foot chase going. Anyone catch that beat?

Such is life in dindu territory

the KPH calculation is impossible to get higher because the people talk so slow

i got 96%.

this background check phase is taking an eternity though. hard to believe they haven't figured out how to speed it up. they have 23 open positions.

Hey Rabbi... Whatcha doin

>11 year old daughter cutting herself
>threatening suicide
>hearing voices

Sayonara lopez!

Kek

pretty garbled like most in chase radio talk. hope robert beats their ass tho.

>Ow the edge

Sayonara, cutter! kek

>Sionara Lopez

>weapon recovered.
>Robert ok

>post nigger webms

girlfriend material, bro

You're a local, aren't you?

Get this out of the way

*sigh* let the waiting begin.
The Seattle scanner is pretty boring though

crabby dispatch is best dispatch

You don't realize how segregated the city is, do you?

yup. i'm ready to fuckin' start though.

you get any good calls during your observation?

Yup. There are some non dindus that live in the city.

Agreed.

so many revisions

>you'll love this one

Crabby just went all in

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I don't know if you anons saw this story from early this morning, but it's Chicago in a nutshell. Bets are that the dog was a pitbull, the mascot of the dysfunctional nigger.

Foreigners don't call it Sears Tower. Northside?

Jesus Christ.

I prefer sassy.

>9100 block of South Woodlawn

Anybody surprised?

i just imagine her smoking pall mall 100's while working, even though its banned. Nobody has the balls to tell her to stop smoking indoors

>Threatening to shoot
>No weapons seen

nigs vs spic

It will forever be the Sears Tower to me. Whatchuu talkin bout, Willis?

Did she pull a box cutter out of her pocket?

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Near south side, still almost a lake of white, though starting to have floaters.

Well I'm heading out tomorrow. Pray for me bros.

I did my observation around 7pm, nothing too good. The only things that were that interesting were that somebody called after a drug deal gone bad, and a crash/fire on I-5S

honestly Robert its a close call. we had both sassy and crabby on friday shift, it was the best

Think it's an iPhone, user. One of those cotton candy blue ones.

Looks like a phone she handed to her friend

That poor white kid in the back of the class. He just walks away and watches the chimps.

I did my observation around 7pm, nothing too good. The only things that were that interesting were that somebody called after a drug deal gone bad, and a crash/fire on I-5S.

what about you user?

mah chicago nigga

So fucking accurate.

>If you expect me to put up with this shit on a nightly basis and I can't have a cigarette you must be out of your fucking mind. Nothing further

I can just hear those sheboons screeching and it makes my ears hurt

I'm in East Rogers Park right now. Its really quieted down since Young Pappy got killed. Still, I'll be off to the promised land of the Northwest side within the next year.

Jesus Christ. Thank God I'm not a Robert

Stutterin dispatch, we have a glitch. t t tt t t tt ttoday junior!!!

It IS their mornings though. these guys just woke up got a shower and came into work. 3rds are fucked up shifts, regardless senpai you got that much right.

damn i got all kinds of crazy shit. road rage on aurora, some old guy driving the wrong way on west seattle bridge...

... there was a drive-by i caught the tail end of. OH SHIT and there was this crazy lady that kept calling, demanding a ride to Western State, saying weird things like "jesus loves you"

wtf is wrong with that one building? it has no depth. it looks like a 30 story hallway

Lol, what the fuck is this glitch?

youtube.com/watch?v=plO31AO9tZ4
typical fucking niggers. even the cops and dispatchers are nig nogs.
youtube.com/watch?v=IeVlNV9Kgh4
roberts of the darker complexion in CPD
youtube.com/watch?v=nk_HKbhSiac
how chimps react when you try and take one in, they crowd around and threaten and try to assist the perp

keep in mind when these guys go full chimpout we all think it's another terrorist attack
nope just a nigger club in cincinnatti getting shot up for bumping into a guy at the bar