“Hey Faggots,
My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of my wife Ivanka. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of Jews because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I married the presidents daughter, and got him to bomb Syria over imaginary WMDs. What politics do you play, other than “jack off to naked photoshopped Ivanka pics”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO sheckles). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"
“Hey Faggots
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fuck you
Gave me a sensible chuckle
10/10
this is some spicy pasta user
kek
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h-hey, l-leave mr trump alone
y-you went even elected
Literally jared and ivanka
youtube.com
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how will you now the kids are your kush ?
>>Shit was so Sheckles
>Shit was SO sheckles
thank you
Goz, I can't stand that goofy fucker. he looks like such a fucking pussy, and he's sitting in on NSC meetings. fuck the kikes
havent seen this pasta in a while
10/10 chuckled
A classic, revived!
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thanks goyim but ur still losers
>mfw shit was sheckles
>mfw i have no face
Committed to the role.
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Sup Forums comes full circle back to our roots
topkek
Is this real?
>the "my name is john" copypasta is over a decade old
>Shit was SO sheckles
kek haven't seen this pasta in a while
seriously, nigger, no one gives a shit about this
go scream about the illuminati on the city bus while throwing your feces on strangers like a normal mentally ill person
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Oooooo You're one of those edgelords from the edge of the flat earth aren't you
>Shit was SO sheckles
Isnt it kinda amazing how some people form an entire head canon of someone from some youtube blabber mouths?
FOUND THE ILLUMINATI SHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone should tell him there's a fringe internet group that talks shit about him 24/7.
please go back to your cardboard box
no one fucking cares about tired illuminati memes
Memes are the light and memes are the truth, memes never die nor fade.
you are seriously fucking up a thread about a classic Sup Forums meme comeback with stupid illuminati conspiracies
just go the fuck away, user
I think they have a spot for you.
this message is even more uplifting than her pushup bra
if me joining the buttfuck man train would result in you being gassed to death like a kike i would happily join in
This bitch is in the White House
Can't make this shit up.
wake up to reality man you are being played like a cheap violin
if the spit's sleeping then the flesh is INK!
Life is more than meme's stupid goy.
>Shit was so sheckles
This is mine now.
In the end of days you will get BTFO and sent to hell.
Good one
i would literally kill you and rape your family for the illuminati if they asked me
i would do all their bidding if it resulting in bad shit happening to you
i would sign over my soul to them on three hole punched 80 line ruled notebook signed in the feces of a newborn baby to see you get your teeth knocked out
i patiently await the orders of the illuminati master
well played
75% of the people on this board are too new to remember this meme.
WHY THE JEW?
WHY????????
Funny and infuriating
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The shills are all scratching their heads right now.
We Sup Forums now?
Dog help us
DIE KIKE
this thread is the perfect newfag detector like this nigger that isn't aware
anyone that isn't laughing their dicks off at this is literal cancer
no, u
Did trump fuck his daughter?
explain?
fucking shareblue, stop coming to shill
>shit was SO sheckles
lost
shut it fag
Kushner is the Zionists' real prize. He's more important to them than even Trump.
Their plan is to spend the next 8 years grooming him, then run him for President.
They fully intend to make him the first Israeli President. He'll be their Jewish JFK.
this, how do we stop him user
try it on yourself first
Curse your father for not raping a jewish woman then user.
Just leave man, you've already fucked up by asking.
What did Jared do exactly?
Top kek
He kind of reminds me of an American version of Trudeau.
>Shit was SO sheckles
RIP sides
meh could be worse
as a loyal illuminati slave i only obey my puppet masters
i reported to the high master that you discovered their nefarious illuminati plot by deciphering the symbols in their gay investment website and they are calling an emergency meeting of all the super illuminati kikes around the world to discuss a new strategy
you're like the fucking robert langdon of gay real estate investment websites. you've done a true service to humanity by figuring out their plot and foiling it
but Jar, how will you know if the kids are yours ?
t. whatever r_td hasn't called the shill squad
I remember being on Sup Forums when it was fresh. Fuck me......