“Hey Faggots

“Hey Faggots,
My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of my wife Ivanka. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of Jews because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I married the presidents daughter, and got him to bomb Syria over imaginary WMDs. What politics do you play, other than “jack off to naked photoshopped Ivanka pics”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO sheckles). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

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fuck you

Gave me a sensible chuckle

10/10
this is some spicy pasta user

kek

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h-hey, l-leave mr trump alone
y-you went even elected

Literally jared and ivanka
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how will you now the kids are your kush ?