The phone call that saved syria

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who's the cueball?

Assad must die

A tomahawk missile without its casing

>daddyyyyy Jared told me the brown people are killing each other please kill them so they stop
>ok sweety just don't cry anymore
>launches 60 gorillion Cruz missiles at Syria

McMaster

what the green thing in the cup holder

What's this

DUDE WEED

a fucking leaf

BIG IF TRUE

>those carefully placed fruits
>those carefully placed snacks
what's the meaning of this

DELETE THIS

That they are retreating.

I dunno but those grapes look so fucking good right about now.

KeK wait till it comes out years from now that trump was born in canada, his entire campaign is just the worlds greatest shitpost by a fucking leaf

Attendant has been in since Trump's last snack break.

who knows what this is

it used to be an ashtray but was re-purposed as a decorative leaf holder for obvious reasons.

Haven't you ever seen a Tiger Electronics game?

Probably one of those blackjack games my grandma had at her house

The Bogdabook

You aren't supposed to know about it

It's clearly a Nokia N-Gage.

Can I get a rundown?

This?

half-life 3 release device

Nice ID goyim

>for obvious reasons

>yes master Soros how many misssiles do you want launched?

3.5/10 for the effort of opening ms paint

The latest model of the Goybot9000. Now with control of all American intelligence!

Jeb!'s Guac Bowl

That's a TV remote. I know because my grandparents have whatever model it is.

a lizard person

get it while its hot! First time publicly traded OC, buy buy buy!!!

>You are now aware of the Bogdabook
>alien technology
>powered by neutrino electronics (this is what comes after quantum computing)
>frame made of an alloy stronger and lighter than Titanium
>battery life 10,000 Earth years

>truck happening
>quick rundown

It's been about 10 minutes but i finally got it

Theres a mini oval office on airforce one?

Xd