Low energy Canada thread

Low energy Canada thread


How do we fix this place?

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The people are waking up to the bullshit. 13% agreed with m103. Libtards still 100% voted it in despite their constituents vehemently being against it. Theres still hope outside the libtard refugee centers that are gta and quebec. Problem is they control like 180 seats out of the 290ish. Our media is still too condensed into liberal jew cesspits like cbc. Rebel is a complete joke for conservative/right leaning news. Conservative politicians are a joke too and just trying to emulate Trump for votes and have no actual movement or policies to back the rhetoric up.

We need a charismatic party leader to pull us back from the brink. The people will vote for him. They dont want this refugee and mudslime trash. Thats not what Canada is or was. We were 90% white when they made up the fucking melting pot bullshit and pedalled it in schools and tv. People still remember when Canada was great. We just need someone to lead the way.

Mad Max is the soluition.

Send are the brown fucks and fags off to war.

>melting pot
Incorrect, canada uses the cultural mosaic

Its not possible, a tleast not for a very long time.
O'Leary is predicted to become the leader of the conservative party and he's pretty socially liberal by the looks of it

Mass protest to make the PM an elected position.

Mass protest to abolish the senate.

Mass protest to throw off the monarchy.

Mass protest to stop buying foreign military equipement and to stop sending equipment and soldiers across the border.

...

Maybe throw a couple satellites into space so everyone has free basic internet, anywhere.

No we need a charismatic, capable of violence revolutionary leader

Canada's going to be gay for the nerxt 5000 years and your going to like it you british butt sniffers. See you at 7pm on the telly to watch corination street.

>How do we fix this
Vote for Mad Max. HEY HEY, HO HO, CBC HAS GOT TO GO

Our army is 90% white still, if not more.

It would be pretty funny to promote diversity in the army. We don't really have the meme magic necessary to get shit like that going though.

>Mass protest to become the USA

Nothing against the USA, but I much prefer our style of government. A (mostly symbolic) monarch to represent the people above the fray of politics, and a PM to represent the government. Besides, PMs usually run as an MP anyway.

TWO NUKES, you betray you neighbor America,by being infiltrated by chinks.In a few years you will be a Chinese puppet state.

>O'Leary
the biggest possible mistake to make

Civil war in Canada is coming

pic related is the only redeemable thing about your country

How do we stand right now if WW3 were to bust out soon?

p. fucked, desu

I hope you're kidding

What factions?

Mcdonalds has better coffee now. And their cups are superior. And you get free coffee stickers.

It's literally nothing like the US.

Symbolic fascism is still fascism.

Government should represent the people.

Being elected by some tiny bum fuck county in the past shouldn’t qualify you to represent the entire country today.

McDs still has shitty coffee.
Shariabucks is worse.

Brew your own or drink barista ball sweat.

read that

You need some Best Hitchens in your life

youtube.com/watch?v=w5ZypOpcSaE

>It's literally nothing like the US.
making the head of state electable and throwing off the monarchy is exactly the USA, you described a republic. i can understand wanting to place term limits and making a senate electable but why abolish it altogether?

"If you stop Canadians from profiting you win."

therebel.media/killing_keystone_by_proxy_liberals_hire_anti_pipeline_activists_to_do_their_dirty_work

We need to push for a law that forces all our elected politicians to wear bodycams 24/7 and have all their communication monitored and published. It should be illegal for all high-level government workers to touch or own money; their bank account should be public and all their bills should be covered by the state. This should be achieved by capitalizing on the success of police bodycams, the danger of corruption, and the fact that if we should monitor closely our public officers because they are in a position of power then we should certainly monitor our politicians who are in an even greater position of power.

Not going to happen. Canadians trained to obey the queen and parliament blindly. Baby boomers vote for socialism.

Housing and rent prices high, wages low.

This is why there are so many Canadian shitposters in Sup Forums. Nobody can afford to leave their parents basement.

Quit larping

>throw off the monarchy
>ever
Literally Quebec. Fuck off and God save the Queen.

>tfw locally roasted Ethiopian beans for less than shariabucks

Can confirm. My rent would be 70%+ of my income if I tried to move out.

This I have a friend who's a manager and she collects like 30 of those cardboard's with the stickers on them for me. I basically drink free coffee from McDonalds

They also got free coffee weeks senpai.

Keep letting Trudeau make an ass of himself, hope the Tories have their shit together for the next election and read the alt-right writing on the wall.

Even hardcore liberals are done with Trudeau after weed is legal.

Lets not forget sometimes the toys are actually pretty cool desu.

Canada is unfixable. Even if you ignore cultural problems, Quebec is a leech and Ontario the HIGHEST SUBNATIONAL DEBT IN THE WORLD.
Those two provinces will cause Canada to collapse within our lifetimes. The only hope is for BC, AB and SK to form their own nation and build a border wall against Manitoba before the hordes of Central Canadian refugees try to invade.

The only thing I like from Tim-Hortons is the Ice-cap but the bastards have made it so expensive now.

I have a bretty good job so I can afford to move out (to somebody else's basement) and all the boomers at work make fun of me because they are living in million dollar houses they bought for $80k.

Remember when a large was 3 leafbux? FeelsBadMan

Not larping. I unironically believe that the future of politics lies in 24/7 surveillance of elected officials. We should elect politicians who willingly shackles themselves in such a way that they couldn't turn corrupt in the future even if they wanted. In exchange of those conditions we should reward those elected officials with a fat wad of cash, 10x or 100x their salary if necessary.

250,000 a year is still adding 0.7% of our population in shitskins every year

Bruh Ontario is the province that holds the country together. Toronto is literally the only international standard city in Canada and it's where all the jobs are. If anything it's going to be the rest of Canada that will be dependent on Ontario.

>vancouver
>calgary
>edmonton
>fucking victoria
>not international standards
SHIGGY

Nuke Toronto and we're better off.

There is no fixing shit. Not in Amerikwa. Not in Tim Hortons™. Late Stage Capitalism just chews people and societies up, dumping us into the fucking Mice Cities.

Some people are waking up but the very mechanisms of power cripple the ability to generate leaders and foundations of power. Imagine if you will, that for a majority of people in power every school and job they've ever held was some kind of litmus test filtering out "undesirable radicals" from getting too much influence.

If anything populist gets too much momentum meanwhile it'll just be subverted.

I imagine the only thing that'll solve shit now is violence, and the only thing that will cause violence is collapse and dysfunction. Probably around 2025.

>Toronto is literally the only international standard city in Canada
Because it's big and full of brown people?
>it's where all the jobs are
lol
>it's going to be the rest of Canada that will be dependent on Ontario
for what? so you can go around hand us negative money?

Those places have nice scenery but that's about it. Oil is dead.

This.

Tactical nuclear strikes.

We should only take specialist doctors who are guaranteed to save white lives. Then it will have a net positive impact on population growth.

Who do we even vote for to get rid of Turdoo? Are all canadians cuckservatives?

the McIcecapp is unironically much better

McDonalds is Canada's baby now
only wogs and old people go to/work at Tims

Oh man is this place boring.

that user isn't wrong. Toronto is Canada's only 'alpha' city even if i personally think it's a bit of a stretch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city

Canada needs to LIFT, bro

>if you kill your enemies they win

we have a great workout culture and I'm glad fat activists don't get the time of day they do stateside

>have an engineering degree
>make $19/h driving a front end loader

LMAOing @ my life

we're the guinea pig for social justice and immigrant worship pushed to its extremes

start planning your escape

gotta go ... RCMP is probably tracking me down right now for islamophobia

pretty much. i also started to hate Tim's when it was being marketed as somehow patriotic to patronize it as if it were an integral part of being cucknadian. that and waiting 10 minutes in line just to order coffee while old people ordered 5 course meals at the counter made me stop going.

fuck tim hortons. rarely fresh

I hate how Canada is being turned into a "brand" honestly
I don't really give a shit about hockey or poutine or tims or whatever other wank that the Canada Corporation shills.

>>>>>>>> get rid of Quebec
>lynch everyone who loves America
>replace Justin Trudeau with his father
>Lynch Christy Clark
>tell China to fuck off
>deport any Americans that can't name at least 3 provinces and all 3 territories
>tell America to fuck off

We have two choices.

1. Remove the Faggot from the PMO and replace him with someone determined to kick the Muslims out, liquidate the Librano crime family, and Make Canada Great Again.

2. Wait for the US army to do it for us, because President Trump will quickly get sick of Canada serving as a base camp for jihad.

>>replace Justin Trudeau with his father

>try to market tims as patriotic canadian brand

>majority shareholders are brazilian

HUE

Mad Max

>replace Justin Trudeau with his father

Castro is dead m8

>>replace Justin Trudeau with his father

But daddy trudeau is why we're in this mess in the first place

This.

>the cultural mosaic
why the fuck is there so much blood on the islamic tiles?

oh, right.

the killings.

Great White North not the pooloo slush

>cultural mosaic
LOL I remember this shit from gradeschool

LOVED how smug the teachers were while presenting it, like "heh we're so much better than those borg-like boorish yanks"

It's true

Is that you dozer?

Oil isn't dead, won't be for awhile no matter how much cucks think it will be

This is why you should only ever order the donuts with sprinkles. glaze can't stick to the fucking paper bag or rating sheet if something is already stuck to it.

>redpilling my canadian dad about castreau's heritage

Nukes.

Who are we supposed to vote for?

>lol

first we need to get a better spokesman than fucking Ezra, find a leader who won't get jewed/commied/neocon'd, and then start mass deportations of all the illegals that have come through.

mb in particular needs to nut up and find a better premier because he's a cuck.

Sprinkles are shit and somewhere along the line they went from quality sprinkles, maybe sometime in 80;s I don't know sprinkle manufacturers started using cheap as shit ingredients. I dont really know again I'm just speculating but sprinkles are gay

Doesn't sound like he wants to talk to you.

i personally think this country has lost hope and the only solution is an annex

nah hes just a stiff guy desu

34 years in AF

>How do we fix this place?
Repatriate asians, spics, mudshits and niggers

completely agree, marketers have normie national identity insecurities dialed in.
hue

concealed carry.

Ah Aspen Falls? That's a nice resort, and 34 years you say? Wow must have cost a lot!

Ask him how his day was --->check them

I never understood that. Even at my most bluepilled a melting pot always seemed better than a mosaic.

I don't think there is any fixing Canada. We're importing over 1 million immigrants from third world countries every year. Very soon they will be the majority and parliament will begin to be filled with Sharia law supporting fundamentalists. Just like the Pakistani national that introduced m103. I'd just recommend that you be ready when Muslims start trying to implement a non-muslim tax on everyone... Also I'd consider home-schooling your kids..

>1 million per year

Hyperbole won't fix anything either

Where shall we flee to?

It's not hyperbole you fucking idiot.

The commonly trotted out number is 300k. That is not including work visas, people who come here to study, and people who come here illegally, visitors who just end up staying. ETC, why don't you actually go look at the numbers on Immigration Canada.

What about the fact that they mainly hire tfw's?

That's why you should have boycotted it.

notice how shortly after immigration minister McCallum said Canada could not take 450,000 immigrants a year, which was being pushed by economic sector, he was ousted and replaced by a first-generation Somali immigrant?

If you believe the gov't figures on immigration you're a lemming. Look up what Barbara Roche did in the UK during Blaire's tenure.

Canada like many other Western countries will need to participate in a massive war in order to plant seeds of prosperity for future generations

That's why WW3 seems more likely as years go by

by removing the leaf in their flag

Maybe if we got rid of the temporary foreign workers.

Their coffee is mediocre and their doughnuts are shit.