Are you ready to die for the god Emperor?

Are you ready to die for the god Emperor?

my body is ready

cringe

Ok, I have a question for you lads:

It is simply not possible for a man to eat a banana with his hands without looking gay.

Discuss.

Cut the banana into pieces. Eat it with a fork and knife.

Or use a blender.

>Are you ready to die for ZOG kikes?
ftfy

You eat it sideways like corn on the cob.

As a German-American I'm ready to die for the Jews.
It's the least I can do for the six million.

More like ZOG Emperor

Im on my way out of military but if they go in I'll reenlist. I know its just to fight some kike war but feeding muslim children pork MREs and putting hot 5.56 into Mohammed's head makes me feel good. Like a crusader of sorts.

Some context
>be me 2011
>in Afganistan on 2nd deployment
>have a punchcard that goes to 10
>when I kill 10 mudslimes I reward myself with a feast of Mcdonalds
>but thats not the point here
>kids throw rocks at us cause they thinks its cute
>get sick of the shit
>hoard all the pork sausage mre because nobody eats it and I use the pork grease to coat my bullets
>give it to kids cause they cant read english
>watch them chow down on it and chug "lemonade" that is 1 part actual lemonade and 2 parts piss from 10 hour convoys
>do this for about 6 months and end up giving out about 2000 pork patties

...

Jesus Christ user we need more autistic soldiers like you if we ever wanna win this thing

Fuck off Megaharrison.

Fuck Drumpf and his the_donald sheep

No, I'm not medically allowed. Also
>dying for someone else
Top Cuck.

>cant eat a banana with his hands

nigger do you even into reading comprehension

>Are you ready to die for the kikes?
ftfy

IGNORE
SODOMITE
ORDERS

On the first push in Iraq we put the leftover grease from bacon on our artillery rounds. One of our tankers took the christmas hogs blood and coated some of his rounds with that. Send those fuckers straight to hell.

Cut off your dick
Sun god of my ass

Look at that fucking satanic kike that has never worked a single day of his life shaping up world policy. Disgusting.

i wish i was American

i'd love to die for the God Emperor and his new wars