Weird leader choices

Weird leader choices.

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>three Greek leaders (fuck off, FYROM)
>still no Southeast Asian civs

I'm angry that I'm not in it this time. What the hell?

>Roosevelt

Odd choice, but probably a better choice that avoids controversy compared to Washington, Jackson, Lincoln, or any of the slime after 1913 (with the exception of Silent Cal).

was this actually a decent game?

worth pirating?

I enjoy it, but it's got some wonky AI issues.

>Saladin
>culture religion and science

Why are they afraid to make the Muslim, who is famous as a conqueror, a conqueror?

>australia
>distinct from England

disgusting

This, wtf?

They should've had two Arabian leaders, Saladin getting the war bonuses.

What the fuck kind of art style are they going for here?
Like a goofy kind or a realistic kind?

All the women look secretly fat, and the men are all cringeworthy for sure

A decent amount of these people weren't even leaders of their given country, and it seems like they've tried as hard as possible to make everyone ugly.

Whats fucked up is The Congo has an absolutely unfair bonus to culture and art. They will always win the culture victory if they try.

>Australia
kek

I think the creators didn't realize how strong their culture bonus is.

>Alexander
>Macedon

And the fact they made him look Arab, I can't stop laughing at this.

I think they are trying to subtlety teach people that Africa had/has culture.

>muh Arabic numerals

He doesn't look Arab at all. He's passably Greek.
Honestly, I think they intended the religion thing to be their main shtick and then failed to balance the much better culture bonus. They aren't the best civ, but they are the best culture civ.

Thats not what Arabs look like

Pericles looks Greek, Alexander looks Arab or Injun. Its passable for Greek, but It's not the first thing you think when you see him.

Fuck that cartoonish shit.

Liberals are always trying to reinvent the wheel with their "creativity"

Not gonna lie, if I was literally any military leader who might have had to face Caesar (except Pompey) I would have been shitting myself in terror.

How does that at all look arab? The facial structure and nose looks pretty normal for a Greek to me. Cleopatra does look a bit Arab tho. Cyrus and Gilgamesh look gar as fuck as well.

I think Caesar acknowledged that Alexander was his superior.

HELL YES even though he was a manlet
Which is funny

Suvorov would have wrecked him. Suvorov never lost a battle.

>not playing the superior civ game
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True, he looked up to him. I read this in Paul Cartledge's book on Alexander but here's from wikipedia
>Caesar went to serve his quaestorship in Spain after her funeral, in the spring or early summer of 69 BC. While there, he is said to have encountered a statue of Alexander the Great, and realised with dissatisfaction that he was now at an age when Alexander had the world at his feet, while he had achieved comparatively little.
I think he also read on Alexander afterwards if I remember correctly. Either way they are both in my top 10 leaders list.

If that were true we'd know who you are talking about. Literally who?

>australia
>civilization

Fuck it, I hope they put Canada in next. That'd be funny at least.

It's not my fault you're ignorant. 63 battles, not a single loss. Would've stomped Napoleon had the two had the chance to meet.

At least you're the best city-state in the game.

>quoting Seutonius

Real generals have lasting results

Who would you choose for your country?
What about bonuses?
>tfw mi general would never get in

>Canada
>funny

Ha good one.

civ V and VI are dumbed down normie shit

>a leader with Superior tech and much more evolved tactics could beat someones army from almost 2000 years ago wow
Ok I'm sure he would have an amazing time beating Caesar with all heavy infantry

>Real generals have lasting results

Again, not my fault you're ignorant. And are you really talking about the Roman Empire as "lasting" results?

...

Kek

Blonde rulers
Nobody is blond anymore in vidya

yea what about that dude from the King and I

etc etc etc

>Muh General is all that decides a battle
>you're ignorant

>stossel's best interview

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Cleopatra is a gypsy now ...

All the obvious choices have already been done in the previous games

Given that they have a similar composition of troops, Suvorov would have won. He was a major proponent of close quarters combat and knew very well how to pick his battles. Caesar lost battles, Suvorov didn't.

What're you keking at, mate? Pretending like you're not an ignorant cunt doesn't not make you one.

>muh logistics

Yeah, and when logistics becomes impossible, as it did for Suvorov when he was surrounded by a force 4 times larger than his in the Alps and still managed to come out on top, then it's all about the general.

Check the fucking flag, it's burguerposting.

>Catherine starts speaking in Italian if you get her angry or cause her to freak out

Still think France should have been Cardinal Richelieu

I wish Latin America could get a country besides Brazil. I know Mexico can't be it thanks to Aztecs taking the same spot, so maybe Argentina.

You battle 63 times and you get NOTHING out of it? Holy shit
That's supposed to be a victory kek

>Given that they have a similar composition of troops
>similar composition of troops
>similar troops
Stopped reading right there Ivan.

Last time I checked the Russian Empire at that time is a bit bigger than the Roman Empire ever was, Mr. Despot.

Ever heard of a hypothetical? Let me make that phrase easier for you to understand. Given that they both have the same troops, the kind that were in use during Caesar's time, Suvorov would win.

Are you retarded m8?

Itx a series with Isabel I any woman in it is shit tier by comparison

Russia doesn't have:
More Jews
Salads named after you emperor
Months named after your emperors
A pizza chain named after your emprors
Lamps of your emperors

OUT

>Russian Empire at that time is a bit bigger than the Roman Empire ever was, Mr. Despot
Its almost as if you ruled nothing but wilderness. Where as Rome ruled some of the biggest centers of trade and wealth in the world at the time.

>Ever heard of a hypothetical?
You mean an autistic dick measuring contest because your talking about 2 men not 2 fucking robots or something you can accurately judge

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Are you really going to try and tell me that Suvorov and Caesar would have had a similar army composition. Maybe on a very basic level but again its a 2000 year gap and even if Suvorov has a fucking army mainly of heavy inf their tactics would very greatly from the Caesars. Its a retarded thing to say muh general would win and its a retarded situation to even picture its like thinking your troops are better because they won on Deadliest Warrior.

Spiderboy eat some tendies to tame your autism.

STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES U FUCKING FAGS

Calm the fuck down Mark

>lamps of your emperors

Holy fuck my sides

>wage war without penalties

So Macedon is confirmed best country?

Special Ability: Fuck a dog

They should have just included the subtitle Regent Edition for all the asspull leaders.

Also
>Saladin
>Arab
This meme needs to die.

I won't mind if they use Argentina. They can use Jose de San Martín.
>bonus to reconquer cities

Oh yeah and your guy doesn't have
Vidya named after your emperor

>Catherine de Medici
>A fucking italian who got outbrained on every single level by Richelieu

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Civ V had the best leaders and was the best game ever. The only thing I would hate in Civ V, and the only bad thing about it, was how schizophrenic the leaders were. For example, i had a major boner for Theodora, and would spend centuries defending her, giving her renewable lopsided trades, even giving her whole cities for nothing in return, and I would protect her and let her empire expand at my expense, snd I would base my whole diplomacy and wars on her various idiotic machinations. Then,suddenly after 1500 years of friendship and all, she'drandomly denounce me for declaring war on someone she told me to declare war on. Theodoras pussy game was soooo good, but she was cray-cray.

They do shit like this sometimes.

Like Gandhi being the most nuke happy under the right conditions

>France
>Poland
>>>>>MACEDON

some bad choices, and also shouldn't Saladin be Egypt?

That was actually a mistake, in an earlier Civ game they meant to make his nuke tendency zero but due to a glitch it ended up being infinity. It became a running gag later

Just like the Congo thing is. Sometimes shit gets released buggy or unbalanced