Orthodox

if i become orthodox will i meet a qt kinda white girl?
will i be safe in it's fellowship against the anti-Christ?
will i make good business partners in a local ethnic community?
what will it do to me?

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You will be suspected of having sympathies for Russia. But yeah, lots of qt traditional women. But Orthodox peasant class has a slave mentality due to Czar and Communism. Want your kids to be dogs or wolves?

>if i become orthodox will i meet a qt kinda white girl?
no you'll just meet a bunch of slavs who give you food

pretty comfy desu

fuck off constantine you tranny loser

nothing will happen because nobody is orthodox in america

How do I go about getting into and being accepted by them without them thinking im some sort of Anglo imposter?

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Unfortunately this is correct. Outside of an isolated handful of Old Calendarist monasteries and churches of the ROCA and maybe some nationalist churches of the Romanian, Bulgarian or Greek diaspora in America true Orthodoxy is very hard to find. Most who believe themselves to be so are New Calendarist ecumenists who think Patriarch Bartholomew isn't compromised in some significant ways.

I went to my first Orthodox church yesterday, it was amazing.
There really conservative leaning, most of the people I talked to are red pilled as fuck.
The women are not degenerate from what I can tell so far
The Priest actually said to me "Jews only want your money" REDPILLED
I am so glad I went.

How do I distinguish the the good churches from the bad ones?

i hate all of this bureaucratic shit its so not biblical, like at all

its whats wrong with the church and whats wrong with the government. literally what is the difference between being a dogmatic and a pharisee. nothing.

i understand how its useful, but we seriously cannot be at each others throats over shit like the filioque clause and infant baptism

Are you from an Orthodox ethnic group? If not how did you get in?

Start by seeing if they keep asking for money.

I just googled Orthodox church in the area im from and I found one, I chose to go with Russian over greek but it doesnt matter I dont think because its the same faith just differant language but I could be wrong.

I am a white Australian with half English blood in me so no background and religion isnt about your ethnicity, god welcomes all.

see: it really doesnt matter what your ethnicity is, but try to find a church where the liturgy is conducted in a language you speak lol.

before anyone calls me out: Galatians 2:11-21

Pic related is my Greek Orthodox church here in Toronto. Looks a lot better in person.

Do I just go to a service or call in? I'm asking because it's been a long time since I've been to church.

You can do either, they will treat you fine (:

just show up to a divine liturgy (service)

if you want to fit in cross yourself from right to left at any mention of the trinity or whenever some procession goes by you, bow to the priest if he bows to the congregation, and dont take communion.

basically just sit in a middle aisle and follow along (or not).

I'm a Protestant but the Orthodox are based as fuck and I recommend joining them as American Protestantism has been compromised by social justice warriors.

That's the plan my man.

Honestly considering this too.

Eastern orthodox is very anti white when you actually look into it

Thanks for the insight. I'm guessing they will lead me through baptism and all of that in time?

Please explain.

this

Yeah, just speak to the priest, he will guide you on your path.

No you won't you dumb Mongoloid cuck.

If you're trying to pull women by joining a religion you're there for the wrong reason.

Orthodoxy in the west is only practiced by Slavic/Greek diaspora clans . Most young people just do it as a meme to keep their parents happy and only attend weddings/funerals to get drunk.

Join one of those weird Christianity branches that actively recruits followers. You'd probably meet a plain Anglo qt in Bible study if you apply yourself.

Please explain your experience.

They are anti western. Russian orthodox especially distances itself from the west. They do not care about us

>go to slavland
>learn languages
>marry girl
>raise kids orthodox
>get in through kids

That's how Sup Forums nigger Kanye West got into Armenian Orthodoxy.

literally who?

ftr thats what i did
been going for a little under a year so i havent decided to get confirmed yet, but im leaning heavily towards it. im praying about it.

yeah explain, and also explain why i should care. its not like the church is my govt, it doesnt control immigration policy.

yeah, don't let anyone pressure you into baptism/etc. its a personal choice and you should do it when you feel comfortable. that said read Acts 9:26-40. Many in the New Testament are baptized as soon as they hear the good news (and believe).

this is kind of true. the Anglican Church isn't a bad alternative. Look up John Milbank and radical orthodoxy its pretty neat.

>russian orthodox
good thing theres like 10 other branches to pick from

False.
People do not just join it for the memes.
Some people like the traditions it has kept and the immersion you feel when you go to a service.
In some branch's of Christianity they just take out parts of the bible that doesnt suit them such as fasting, however orthodox keeps it in.
The path of god isnt always easy and it doesn't have to suit your needs, it suits the needs of god and you have to commit yourself to it.

*Acts 8

>Joining the Eastern churches to nab a girlfriend
REEEE, STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY FUTURE WAIFU

Jokes aside, I can understand why you would want to join. The various Eastern churches haven't liberalized as much as the Catholics or Protestants have. People who want to be religious don't want atheist-lite modern shit.

Fair warning though, depending on your ethnic background and which particular church you try and join, you might find a bit of resistance because of that at first.

>explain your experience

Met qt Romanian gf, consider myself traditional Catholic but admired the orthodox, went to check out her church with her when her cousin married. Service wasn't English and they have 0 fucking furniture.
Neither of us went back since. Only the old go regularly. Most only do it as a meme to hang out after church and keep cohesion within the community.

Again, If you're American just join up with the many protestant branches who seek out members regularly. I'm sure you'd come across one or two introverted qts in Bible group study.

They probably figured you out, potato nigger.

>figured me out
What?

I'm not some slavaboo and just went with her to keep her happy and to keep an eye on her around drunken Romanian relatives.

Why not try Roman Catholicism user?

>Francis
Is he a bad pope or is that just a meme?
Also I live in Texas so the Catholics are White (Hispanic)

Nope, nope aaaaand NOPE .

ANTI-CHRISTIANITY THREAD

Elaborate.

Francis. He's a top cuck. All the weak shit of Catholicism and none of nationalism/traditionalism.

Francis washed feet of Muslim migrants.

Francis brought a Muslim migrant family back to Italy with him

Francis was pictured holding some commie sickle/cross hybrid in south America.

Francis said we should find it in ourselves to forgive whores who've had abortions

John Paul II was the last good pope, even almost half of Ireland turned up to welcome him when he came over

He's mostly a commie cuck. But one thing in his favor, he endorsed violence to protect Christians in the middle east.

What are some good slavland to meet these at conservative girls? I'm a born-again Christian. Please don't hate.

You don't get "confirmed" in the Orthodox Church, you get chrismated.

I'm guessing a "a little under a year" means less than two months.

Well it depends on if your priest thinks you are ready or not.

Romania, Ukraine, Greece (be careful of green-card-diggers) and maybe Belarus.

Eastern Europe Catholicism is based af too. Baltics and Poland are great for those. And they're EU so if you do get a girl you'll know she's not just dating you to get her papers.

My point being anyone that's been a catechumen for more than a week or so knows the difference between confirmation and chrismation

Wait. How will I know if she is not dating me for the papers? How will I know which girls to avoid in Eastern Europe?

Easy, just claim your actually born from where shes from so you dont have papers hahaha reveal later your from somewhere else.

Whats wrong with the recent Benedict?

She'd be rushing to come back with you to USA. Talking of marriage etc.

These type of women are pretty limited to Belarus/Ukraine since they're not EU and everyone wants to leave.

Polish catholics are nationalist af, growing economy and like Americans cause free NATO defence. I'd go there if I were American looking for a slavic/traditional/Catholic girl.

Orthodox "christianity" has nothing to do with Christianity itself.

explain

Who?

Jk, didn't really do much to be in the wrong nor much to be loved like John Paul II

He's practically a Saint compared to this jungle nigger apostate we have now

So it's best not to tell them I'm an American?

You'd stick out like a sore thumb.

They'd know immediately unless you are diaspora and speak their language. Even then your dialect wouldn't be the same.

Your best bet is to go work in Eastern Europe and experience it over a period of time. Easiest way, get deployed as US army to Baltics/Poland.

Have you read the Bible? Orthodox "christianity" violates dozens of things forbidden in the Bible. They sell stuff in churches, let their priests have wives and children. LMAO@clueless westerners

>anti-Western is anti-white

Bullshit, it's the West that's anti-white, Russian Orthodox is wise to distance themselves from it

No, infact you can't become Orthodox, they do not proselytize, you have to be born into it.

Russian Orthodox Church is one of the most corrupted organizations in ex-USSR countries. They let muzzies in Russia do whatever they want and are Putin's puppets.

I dunno about the wives part but
My church doesnt sell things as far as I know.

orthodox woman don't care about you type of Christianity. You won't me more attractive to them than you are now. So in other words you will stay a virgin.

Yeah, as far as you know lel. Where do you think people buy candles and stuff? Anyway you are pretty new to orthodox "christianity" and have little to no experience with orthodox priests and churches. If you are not retarded you'll find out truth about this satanic belief. Start with reading the Bible.

>Russian orthodox
not choosing the masterrace Greek orthodox chruch

Priests aren't forbidden from having wives, at least in the new testament. The practice came about to prevent priests from giving the churches to their children and making the status of priest inherited

And it might be okay to sell stuff as long as they're not making a profit.

>They let muzzies in Russia do whatever they want

Still not nearly as bad as how cucked by muzzies Catholics are

It's all the same, orthodox "christianity" is a violation of God's Word. Orthodox girls are mostly sluts too, they will suck your dick for a greencard/money/just for fun with a small cross hanging aroud their neck.

>Where do you think people buy candles and stuff?

The supermarket.

which church do you follow Bella?

>Orthodox girls are mostly sluts too
all girls are sluts friendo

>And it might be okay to sell stuff as long as they're not making a profit.
Matthew 21:12 - "And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all who sold and bought in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money-changers and the seats of those who sold pigeons."
Matthew 21:13 - "He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you make it a den of robbers.”
>Still not nearly as bad as how cucked by muzzies Catholics are
Was Christianity about who is less cucked?
>The supermarket.
It is forbidden in the ex-USSR countries to bring in candles bought not in the church.

there's some many different types of Christianity. Where does a dude start? My parents were Finnish and I was a edgy cuck, ignored all of that shit when i was younger.

How can you hate the church that gave you the bible?

I don't hate it and it's not the church that gave me the Bible.

Pick a church, ring their priest and tell him that you're interested in attending services, it's literally his job to help you learn more about Christianity and prepare you to attend service, also see any church that asks for big "donations" should be avoided. Orthodox and "fire and brimstone" churches tend to be the most Sup Forums-friendly whereas more "mainstream" Protestant churches tend to be the most SJW, Catholicism is a big of a wild card, because it's so big different congregations can vary from incredibly conservative to incredibly SJW

>irish potato farmer advicing unbelievers to go to sects and heretics

Figures

Question regarding Bible reading. Currently reading the King James Version through an app since I can't get a bible just yet. I'm missing important things in verses because I don't understand it. I took a look at the New International Version and it made a lot more sense. Am I good to read the NIV Bible instead or should I keep to the KJV? I apologize, I've only just begun to worship and learn about Jesus

Also, what's a good bedtime prayer? Are supposed to pray before bed?

King James Version is a clusterfuck of mistranslations, avoid it like the plague, literally any other version would be superior

When you are finished with NIV try KJV again, it's written in a beautiful language. I prefer English Standard Version if i'm reading the Bible in English though.

What's the difference between NIV and ESV?

Really?

You have to blame communism for this

It is. Do you not know about apostolic succession?

>if i become orthodox will i meet a qt kinda white girl?
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal

no one would think that you're an imposter.

it must be sad to live in a country where you need to pretty much devout your life to a religion just to have a somewhat normal girlfriend.

You guys may have all the oil, wealth and influence in the world, but i seriously wouldn't swap places with you at this moment

Also, orthodoxy is pretty much based

are these communities still going strong? Where live there is a bunch of orthodox churches and i fear they will be swamped by slimes. When the first mosque was built here they all gilded the domes of their churches IMO as a fuck you which gave me hope.

that's where you're wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=CimKkt4sle0

It's usually the older people with slave-like mentality, the ones that were under the regime.

As far as i know NIV is a translation of the protestant Bible. Btw it's up to you which bedtime prayer to use. Pick a simple one and be sincere in you prayers.
No, i don't have to.
I know about it and it's still not the Russian Orthodox Church which gave me the Bible.

>benches in church
just wtf is wrong with catholics and their diabetus stressed legs

>0 furniture
hahahahahahhah