Will WW3 affect Australia?

Will WW3 affect Australia?

Like, I don't want any of your nuclear clouds drifting our way Trumpfags.

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no, just like how Australia won't affect ww3, or anything at all for that matter...

When things fall apart China rolls in and takes Australia in 20 minutes.

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china will not be able to beach
heavy emu resistance

Nah we're pretty much safe. We'll let the rest of the world kill each other then we'll take over the ashes. Then we'll be the dominant superpower in the world with nobody able to contend with our power.

I can't wait.

Why don't we just nuke all the abbos?

No, because Australia is super isolated and 95% of Australia is a wasteland. Nuking Australia wouldn't achieve a thing. Based cunts can feel quite safe over there.

Australia has nukes. Why would anyone wanna come near us?

No, we don't have nukes retard.

Go right ahead m8, bomb the abbo sandpit, you'd be doing us a favour.

You don't. You'll be invaded by either chinks or poo niggers.

Estonia, I've got a soft spot for you.
If the European theater sparks and you're at war with the bear, I wish you godspeed.

it fucking BETTER

We'll be fine as long as our navy does it's job of sinking refugee boats as they try and flee here from their radioactive wastelands.

China already infiltrated Australia AND Canada.

Please refer to this educational presentation:

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Also, there's a reason Mad Max is set in strayacunt

The entire Southern hemisphere would be completely fine in the event of nuclear war and Australia would likely become the most powerful country in the world.

If WW3 happens maybe they'll get desperate enough to let me enlist.

I appreciate it. I know someone in my extended family (a cousin) actually worked few years in a farm somewhere in Australia and said that he really enjoyed there, he was even trying to convince me to move there myself but I am quite fine over here, so I had to refuse.

If it's 95% wasteland, doesn't that mean one or two nukes could takeout everyone concentrated in the 5% worthwhile part?

The spastic division will have a place for ya m8.

You'll make great cannon fodder.

No one is going to waste a nuke on us while ever there are burgers to kill.

Don't worry mate, as long as the Brisbane line is maintained all the important parts of Australia will be fine :)

I think you might be under estimating how many nukes there are.
There's a lot.
I can guess at least several hundred with staya's name on them.

Sorry m8's, no one escapes the fire.
The ocean might do ok I guess.

DAILY REMINDER THAT AUSTRALIA IS OVERPOPULATED AND WE CAN'T TAKE IN ANYMORE REFUGEES DESPITE WW3

not our own. but there are certainly nukes on our soil.

this is the sad truth

Australia is about the size of the contiguous states. 5% is pretty big, and it's all along the coasts. Nuking the ice caps would be the best way to kill Australia quickly.

>ww3
>move to bush
>brew beer in cave
>live out life
To bad I am a useless analytical Chemist that will contribute nothing, pic semi related

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>chemist
Someone's gotta cook us up some meth.

/This

/Trread

Yes.
Because:
- nuclear fallout and radiation drifting widely.
- global economy, leading to shortages of stuff like cars and massive price hikes.
- loss of strategic partnerships
- local right groups will rise up and cause violence and suburban destruction, a la Romper Stomper.
- angry emus will rebel against humans once again.
- Australia will run out of basic commodities like new vidya, Japanese beer, imported sex toys, and guns.

Basically we're all fucked unless we stop world was from happening.

undoubtedly, australia has the worlds largest uranium stockpiles. so when ww3 inevitably kicks off, australia will almost instantly vassal to canada and offer up its reserves in return for having the lives of every australian spared

When 500 million Asian refugees try to come down Darwin will be fucked, but the cancer ridden corpses should fertilize the deserts.

You Yanks are the only ones with spares, half the Russian ones will be fizzers and the Chinks love us.
What you're really saying is If we go you go as you lot are the only ones with the means.

Nice trips, but fuck meth. I shoulda done Organic chem

Can't you just study it in your free time?

Daily reminder if Australia starts building up its industry it can become fully self sufficient in 10 years.

I could, but I am not to interested in it. And the rational of studying it to make meth during ww3 isnt really enough for me.

I'm about to do a shit tone of maths anyway to go do a masters later

emus have allied with chinese

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if WW3 happened Australia will be somewhat safe because there is no point in invading because Australia has large deposits of uranium, coal, iron, lead, diamond, bauxite and silver also an invasion of Australia will be extremely costly, because of these two factors it is better to keep Australia as a close trading partner than as an enemy

No there arent. Nukes havent got the range to get from Australia to any other relevant country. Its good cause when the nuclear holocaust happens, we're all good.

Boy that sure would be some shit if you guys got fucked with radiation. What would be even more shit is if your roos and emus along with all of the other wild life got mutated af, banded together and then you have Emu War 2.0 when they decide you guys are going down for Emu War 1.0 even though the wildlife won. Guess it'll be sorta like the kokoda track allover again except with roos and emus on the mainland instead of japs across the way.

So you're saying I've gotta buy up my vidya beer and mail order waifus before the war begins?

This is gonna take some fucked budgeting

Melbourne and sydney are the only things worth nuking

ffs - we will be one of the first hit = Pine Gap

subs/warships dipshit

You have to nuke us, bunch of pussys fisty cuffs in the back yard faggots rightho cya

Reminder that Australia has already been nuked over a dozen times and we notice little to no effect. Bring it on.

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We really need nukes and guns. Vote shooters and fishers.

We should build a whole heap of tanks too. Just for the fuck of it.

Fallout: The Bush

Your #1 trading partner is China, your #1 security partner is the US. Good luck cunts, best case scenario you still suffer massive trade losses from any conflict in the Pacific.

Haven't you ever watched Mobile Suit Gundam shows?
Australia is always the first place they blow up. Even in "End of zee world" they blow up australia because fuck australia.

listen up you raggedy cunt... ive had enough of you roos and emus comin over here and talkin bollocks at me and my m8s.. bloody sick of it we are, and ill tell you right now, if you say anything to me or my wife's son again, you're in for it you dumb drongo poofter son of a bitch! take this!

You're a former prison state that's not even allowed to play Mortal Kombat, You're like a continental juvenile hall. I'd be less worried about how WWIII would affect you, and worry more about growing a collective pair.

Only surprised it took this many responses to get posted.

>Vote shooters and fishers.

I do. I just wish every other cunt did as well. How the fuck are they not a major party yet.

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There are nuclear subs within range of both Australia and New Zealand. NWO have been building underground facilities in NZ - this is public knowledge, and Australia is thought to be a safe haven if WW3 breaks out. The nuclear subs in that area will ruin these plans.

Daily reminder that because the British nuclear program was technically half aussie, we not only have the knowledge to make nukes, but the legal capability to do so.

>NWO have been building underground facilities in NZ

Must be in my old hunting grounds, please continue. Considering some hippies wandered into the one US sigint base there and slashed the satellite dish covers.

Just stay still and hope no one notices us

We all know ((turnbull)) will immediately jump into the US's wars

turnkike better fucking not
you'll switch the nationalists and strengthen those commies

Vegemite is a real food.

Like it or not, you're part of the plan

You're on an island dependent on imports and a global economy, of course it'll affect you...unless you move to the outback. Wanna do that, Mick Taylor? Because even then, with the satellite and new infrared** technological infrastructures they're putting in place (in prep for world dictatorship), any heat source you emit, by living or simple campfire will betray your location.

**Check it out:
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At least it's out in Buttfuck Egypt.

We can only hope. I love Chinese food