AUSPOL Ctrl-F No AUSPOL Edition

G'day you dumb filthy koala fucking beer swilling bogans

Fucking hell every day I wake up and remember we're ruled by kikes. At least I've still got some goon left.

Now for some headlines:

>Ombudsman says Centrelink robo debts ARE infact shit

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/not-reasonable-or-fair-ombudsman-slams-centrelinks-robodebt-20170409-gvhf5u.html

>filthy old boomers are just now turning against the kike

startsat60.com/trending/news/over-60-voters-turning-on-malcolm-turnbull

>dumb cunt treasurer says ending negative gearing welfare for boomers would btfo housing market

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/scott-morrison-hacking-into-negative-gearing-would-be-cruel-20170409-gvhgi8.html

>housing bubble gets bigger, nobody is doing shit all about it prompting concern from the burgers

wsws.org/en/articles/2017/04/08/hous-a08.html

>reef btfo greenies on suicide watch

sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/04/10/zero-recovery-corals-back-back-great-barrier-reef-bleaching

Daily reminder that Kireelee Smith is /ourgirl/ and Hanson sucks Prepbulls jewish cock

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vIrJxag5w

Vote Australian Conservatives or you've fallen for the ranga meme

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news.com.au/news/penis-evidence-shown-to-jury-in-court-trial-of-brothers-accused-of-sex-with-15yearold/news-story/2f6843daad43cbc30c8bd8c4ba88b607
trulia.com/property/3005504301-3013-S-5th-St-B-Austin-TX-78704#photo-11
youtube.com/watch?v=iO-gsyPTR5Q
twitter.com/AnonBabble

bumperino for shitposting

Getting pretty sick of the rest of Sup Forums right now desu lads, got the burgers filtered right now and it's never been better except for the part where you don't see 90% of posts

>Vote Australian Conservatives or you've fallen for the ranga meme
Either way you should be giving them both high preferences, and it's not like the exact ordering between the two parties is likely to matter much.

why cunt is it because the yanks will soon be killing each other in a bloody civil war while we sit back thinking wtf m8?

Good evening cunts.

Yeah it's kind of sad how no one gives a fuck about the reef. Maybe if they weren't being invaded by gooks they might be a bit less stressed and have the time for concern.

I know some cunts who went out there a few years ago. It was about 500 bucks each just to get a boat ride out there and do some snorkelling.

So I doubt I'll ever get out there.

Who is bummed that John Clarke died?

I enjoyed the series "The Games".

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youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

the reef is a meme

literally who?

it's going to be chilly tonight lads, 13c in Brisbane, gotta wear my socks to bed

>he thinks brisbane is chilly
>compared to melbourne
melbourne is where educated people live uneducated tradies like in qld

>melbourne is where faggots live

if educted cultured individual = faggots then you are right
typical australian bogan with no appreciation of refined culture
go eat another meat pie and sink another bottle of cheap china man urine aka vb.

CTR
ShareBlue
CREW
Sage and hide shill threads
If it's a legit thread, ignore this post

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>Outs xirself as a melburnite
gas yourself m8y

AUSPOL threads are not slide/shill threads
Ausfags must come together and realize that Melbourne should be the new capital. As well as that they should try to be more like Melbourne.

>John Clarke
oh no shit? i loved those youtube bits they did

fucking aye...

wrong melbourne is the home of the white man

Abandon Thread Boys, OP is a tranny

Couldn't be further from the truth.

>SUSPENDED A Current Affair reporter Ben McCormack has been hospitalised and will be getting treatment “for a while”, his lawyer says.

>McCormack was charged last week charged with child pornography offences after raids on both his Sydney home and the ACA offices at the Nine Network.

>Police will allege McCormack engaged in explicit conversations about children with an adult male and discussed child pornography.

>The 42-year-old was charged with using a carriage service for child pornography material.

news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/a-current-affair-reporter-ben-mccormack-in-hospital-being-assessed/news-story/9e43435d625d53b87a55102614b71f7c

poor sod is going to be brainwashed into supporting ZOG

We don't deserve a capital.

dumb frogposters

Some retarded politician will come up with a magic fix to the housing market that is politically safe and doesn't cause anyone any problems instead of fixing the inherent issues. Everyone will go "wow this is great" and vote for it, and then it will result in making all the problems worse.

>melbourne

>implying i'm not the only white in melbourne brave enough to retake our rightful clay whereas the rest of you cowards run to the countryside

it will be soon


when sydney gets taken over in the great leb uprising, melbourne will be the only safe territory

>PHOTOGRAPHS of a man’s penis were handed to a jury and flashed up on a screen in the District Court on Monday, before the man’s brother was heard to say his penis hadn’t worked since before 2003.

>The two men, Fijian Indian born brothers Arun Kumar Singh and Satish Kumar Singh are on trial for multiple sexual assault charges of a woman who was aged 15 years old in 2003.

>Arun, 53, and Satish, 55, have pleaded not guilty to charges including aggravated indecent assault and aggravated sexual assault of the teenager in Sydney’s western suburbs.

>Satish, an overweight man, had told police following his arrest that “I can’t use my penis”.

>Crown Prosecutor Jose Crespo tendered a DVD and three still photographs of Arun Singh’s penis, which were handed to the jury of nine men and three women.

>“I know it’s a bit distracting,” Judge Anthony Blackmore told the jury as the two Singh brothers sat in the dock while one of the photographs was shown on the court’s video screen.

news.com.au/news/penis-evidence-shown-to-jury-in-court-trial-of-brothers-accused-of-sex-with-15yearold/news-story/2f6843daad43cbc30c8bd8c4ba88b607

the latest solution is to allow people to access their super to pay for the down payment!
what could possibly go wrong?

>inflate market further
>use retirement savings on a meme investment
>get fucked over when prices inevitably collapse causing you to not only lose your super, but your down, your home and still being in massive debt

i can always dream

Struth mate. A faggot from Melbourne no less.

Latest estimates are that at least 35% of 21 to 35 year old men in Australia are unemployed.

We're not about to hit a recession, we're about to fucking implode. By the time 40 year olds are retiring, this country will be worse off than Africa.

Best way to make Australia better/put it on the road to supremacy, would be to add more toxic poison to methylated spirits and make it cheaper.

>faggot
>from melbourne

why is melbourne the gay city when sydney literally has a faggot parade yearly (the mardi gras)

lmao you poofter stop projecting

thanks boomers!
what do? should we all run away to the usa and partake in their civil war?
i don't want to be a poorfag forever god damn it fuck boomers fuck gooks fuck the government fuck

Melbourne is basically Sweden 2.0

at least we don't have a mardi gras

poof

I agree. Many African countries appear to be booming and vibrant. This country is completely fucked.

Mardi gras is faggot Brazilian shit. Only proper wankers care about it or go to it. Where in Melbourne every day is mardi gras

>implying melbourne isn't a white man blue collar workers paradise
cuck

Well, people on Sup Forums often critise those who suggest moving away, but I am not sure they are facing what people like me have to face. I am paying all of my money to some rich guy to borrow his shitty apartment and have a fucked job that is going nowhere. Either I stay and continue to be fucked up the ass or leave. It isn't much of a choice.

Normally I'd be happy to read all the shitposting, but it's mostly just
>newfags (and to some degree I feel shills) apparently had no idea that there was support for Assad here despite there being a constant general for the war and any thread about the subject being pretty damn pro-Assad
>as a result we get spammed with threads about how any post that doesn't subscribe to their personality cult is part of an apparent concerted effort by shills
>I've seen next to nobody who's supportive of trump on this issue actually demonstrate much understanding or rationalisation of their position and their quality of posts are pretty much on par with usually gets called a shill save for the fact we usually get shilled a different lot of opinions here
Even if posters like this aren't the majority of American posters, the majority of posts coming from them are on this subject even in irrelevant threads so I figured I was better off without for now. I'm not particularly involved in the topic, I'm just sick of hearing about it constantly yet never seeing any posts that are either entertaining or offer meaningful insight, it's just the same fud and blind idolatry being bandied about constantly.

I'd put the quality of the average post I see now a fair bit higher than it was beforehand anyway so I guess it hasn't worked out too badly desu.

Every Australian wins a prize by default:

Speaking of melbourne, i live in a suburb that is filled with mostly old whites and young mostly white families and I habe noticed a few of the socialist convention posters showing up on the side of the bins here in the main street. I can't pull them off, my girlfriend and I have tried. We pull them down in the city all the time. If i reported them to the local council can they be fined for littering? I looked up the laws and it seemed rather vague.

>OP quotes World Socialist Website
Fuck off communist SAlt

I have dealt with several of these posters.

The economic decisions that were made in Africa, which turned it into a dump, asides from the blacks, were its extractive treatment of natural resources.

We do the same, but to an even greater degree. We have uranium, we have coal, we have oil. We sell it all to other countries who build, design and plan with those resources.

At least 80% of our GDP is extracted this way. As soon as other countries stop buying, which they have, and as soon as they stop producing, which they have, we are going to be left with 80% of the adult male workforce never having held a job.

I don't really care though, i'm moving back to America.

Fucking degenerates.

DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A POOF AGAIN YOU LITTLE CUNT.

Thank goodness QandA on tonight m8. I live for Sup Forums's QandA thread every week. Nothing else compares.

Go hang out in your opera house POOF kek

It's common knowledge Melbourne is faggot city.

Finishing uni with a job lined up in June lads. Gonna start saving for a place with the missus.
>buy cheaper nicer house on central coast and travel 3+ hours a day
>buy shit box in Sydney and travel less
Both make me want to just give up and die desu

You look like a fucking poofter

I know, do other countries have anything similar? They miss out big time.

Get a fucking job welfare leeches.

I've been ripping them down for weeks. Tear em up in to little bits or they'll pull them out of the bin and put them back up. Fucking cunts, there's new ones up every night. We must be costing them a shitload in printer ink.

It was bait for Melbourne faggots to reply.
Bait Taken. Melbourne Fagget Identified. Mission Accomplished.

What's the deal with having a shit musician every episode now and killing the last 5 minutes with some rubbish song?

>tfw laptop broke and now i cant watch q and a with aus/pol/

It's ok user. Embrace the collapse with the indifference we all have about it. No one can really take it in, so we're all meh about it.

In the middle of America housing is literally 1/3-1/4 the price. Even LA and NY is better.

trulia.com/property/3005504301-3013-S-5th-St-B-Austin-TX-78704#photo-11

Move to USA, fuck their women, if anyone fucks with you you can just shoot them.

Q U T
U
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>literally who?
Educate yourself m8. He's one of best political satirists ever.

TAFE
T
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Could never live in Sydney myself, but i guess it's what you know.

Hate to fuck that up and add an extra T.... must be a tafe student.

These ones stuck on the bin are propper glued down. I was thinking if i called up the council and played the "triggerd and offended muh feels" card they would fine them for littering if they having been given permission. I'd expect this in an inner suburb but not 15k's out.

Watch your bait intake m8.

Don't worry. We'll have the weekly QandA thread to cheer you up, cozy to the sound of Sup Forums prank calls to ABC NewsRadio QandA Extra as homeless nazis named Trent saying "hitler wasn't all that bad".

Good point there's no point in wasting energy on it.

poofs out

might work on your phone lad

M8 as someone who's lived there and going through the visa process, unless you marry one, like me, it's basically impossible.

I will say being able to buy a 12 gauge like it's a subway sandwitch is the best thing ever.

I've missed the last couple of QandA's what material have the blokes been sending through?

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I get the feeling the fact that other countries don't have an equivalent show to QandA indicates How far down the S-bend of socialism we are. It's a litmus test that because we have show trying to rewrite the narrative each week shows we're totally fucked.

Bound for Griffith, most likely

Next thing you know, ill be missing 4 teeth and have a drinkig problem

Other countries have citizens that aren't ice junkie truckies.

Sydneysider here. Can the collapse happen yet? My generation is crowded into apartments while boomers and chinese spent weekends buying and selling property to each other

You've missed out. Sup Forums is almost discussed on the show without being named on the show. That and BASED GRANNY AUDIENCE MEMBERS red pilling Tony Jones.

Melbourne is now the preferable city for gay people because the majority hate that flaming faggot style of the northern states and just want to die of aids living a normal fudge packing life.

Sydney confimed too gay for fags.

>live in sydney, australia
>drive home from my high paying job
>bunch of burkas pushing prams with 2 kids, and an additional 3 kids running all over the roads
>none of them actually have jobs, get welfare and free housing
>local parks are filled with muslim families who pop out 5-6 kids each
>woolies are starting to have HALAL sections

Rural NSW reporting for daily shit posting. How many kids you cunts got?

RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=iO-gsyPTR5Q

what's tonight's episode about?

I'll have to keep switching winows and that gets annoying
Might try on my ps4 or something since i have no areal in my room

All I've got left on that bucket list is 4 teeth.

What is it with them and parks. Wherever the government decides to place them to create a new slum, there's always 40 barefoot black kids in the local football oval, and as many durka durka's pushing strollers down the street adjacent.

Yeah. It's become so shitty/political I can't believe the studio audience and panel are throwing up at the blatant soft-cock crap political guitarist shit.

Last two were the pits, fucking painful as fuck, and everyone pretending they were enjoying it. It's like the emporerers new clothes or some shit.

i think i've seen you before sucking cocks at the local glory hole

Muh Gas and muh Syria

i surf pol unfiltered desu

lmao nice "bridge" faggot go and hang yourself on it

What welfare are these kinda people actually on?

Remove the park, save the country.

We need a Great Leader at this time of peril to save us.

implying sydney isn't the actual poofter city
you literally have a celebration of faggotry yearly

what meme degree did you do cunt

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because our government funded media is fucking retarded

Im thinking either letting people dip into their Super or making interest on mortgages tax deductible like US. They will double down on the housing market as all the boomers care about is money

IT. Major in networking. In heindsight I should have just got certifications and been working years ago but I didn't really look into anything at the time.