Post stereotypes about your country you think are true

>Our women are inferior to other European women
>Our tourists are terrible
>Our teeth are actually bad
>We do look down on continental Europeans

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>We fuck dogs
>We are too nice
>We are addicted to Tim-Hortons
>Majority of us are Liberals

British people bathe like once a week it's fucking disgusting. Your teeth are bad because you never brush them

>gipsies of western europe

>British people bathe like once a week
I though I was the only one

>thinks every other country is worse, hasn't been to any of them
>appaling healthcare, we think it's the best in the world
>doofy, genuine friendliness, often accidentally offensive
>big jug hot cheese
>best at almost all sports
>act like we don't understand metric, but secretly we do
>Bill Clinton on a Seahorse
>Fuck Yeah

> we are addicted to potatoes
> our inferiority complex begs us to cry about our clay all the time
> we are actively searching for a new master whenever we are free
> our women are whores
> natural environment in movie Wall-E was based on our capital Riga.

don't worry in basement noone can smell your stench :D

>t.pajeet

>we rule the world
>memes aside we're the most attractive people on earth
>we look down on everyone, because let's face it you're all idiots in comparison
>yet we still tolerate you calling us stupid and fat, because it makes you feel better and more complacent

>best at almost all sports
really fires up the neurons

Kek we shower everyday. Your country is drier than an aussie's bath mat.

I fucking hate druggies

>We like alcohol
>we dislike each other
>we hate foreigners

>Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

>monkeys

I love British women lad

>We clap to movie screens and other things that can't hear us clap

as if you play real football

Not true sir you always beat us at rugby....

>we are alcoholics
>we are introverts
>we fucking love booze

not much of an achievement m8 but cheers

I should have been born Polish. That summary suits me well.

That's only because the French surrender at the first sign of conflict

Your women love foreigners while you're here fixing toilets.

Americans are stupid as fuck when it comes to geography, even the "educated" ones. 9/10 people in my engineering major probably couldn't name the capital of Slovakia.

>inbreeding for thousands year on your shitty island
>anglo masterrace

>germans dont't have a flaw
Couldn't think of another one

Also, nobody here walks anywhere. People think 1/2 a mile is a fucking hike and would rather take Uber. Then they wonder why so many people lose their mobility after 50 years old.

kek, try pseudointellectualism

I don't speak with Untermensch

>Our women are inferior to other European women
We have some really uggos but plenty of beautiful people. I don't like the look of essentially any other european women aside from the french, germans and irish. Maybe some scandis.
>Our tourists are terrible
Pretty much.
>Our teeth are actually bad
They might look odd, but they're less decayed than eg americans
>We do look down on continental Europeans
100%

I'd add:
>we're either snobby or loutish
>houses are expensive and small
>nimbyism

>take uber

that's not actually a thing, uber is a meme

>Slovakia
How many euros know the capital of Arkansas? That's irrelevant information to us. I agree most are bad at geography but its worse than not knowing the capital of slovakia. There are a lot of retards who couldn't pick out poland on a map.

>We do eat a LOT of bread and cheese
>Many of us smoke
>Almost all people aged 40+ can't speak english

Americans are stupid as fuck in general. We got real fucking lucky post ww2 being one of the only places to buy shit from and the next war is going to be nowhere near as kind.

...

oh hai pierre

Try explaining that to the special snowflakes in Europe who think their opinion on anything actually matters. Might as well piss up a rope.

Our food is the best
Our sense of style is unsurpassed
We're great lovers

Only Italians come close.

Stop importing shitskins for your football teams and start training your own people, maybe then you'll win world cups again.

If they want to talk American politics then they damn well should know the capital of Arkansas

>Turkish rape baby

It is in major east coast cities. Hilarious how people will destroy their knees jogging 5 miles a day, but can't pick their lazy ass up and walk 10 blocks.

This tbqh.

Ask a European where Wyoming is on a map. Its the same thing.

>everyone hates us
>everyone wants us to die
>everyone wishes we would go away

The (((Premier League))) is pure cancer.

Lower league master race reporting.

>we speak very loudly
>we are rude
>we have the best food in the world
>we hate muslims
>the mafia controls everything
>some italians are nigger tier

cucks

>passive aggresive usually
>looking down on people who have less
>racist
>aggresive
>we need alcohol to open up
i think we are currently what all whites should be

>There are a lot of obese people. A LOT.
>We clap after movies, flights, etc
>Niggers

>tfw perfect weather for a jog

>that wobble at the end
>it didn't tip over

Very disappointed.

>no humor at least when it comes irony or banter
>functioning autists everywhere
>we occupy banks with towels and don't give a fuck how we look while on vacation

>>Our women are inferior to other European women
I could be mistaken, but aren't welsh females pretty good?

Let's compare
Brazil; 5 WC. Germany: only 4
Continental cup: Brazil 8, germ only 3
Confed cup: Brazil: 4, germ never won.
>inb4 le 71 epic meme xd
One match is not going to undermine our superiority.

>France

top keek

I have beautiful white and perfectly straight teeth.

> we are lazy cunts who can't work if we don't sleep +12 h
> our youth are commies and our old people secretly love franco
> Most people can't speak english, and those who speak english, they do it like shit.
> we love football and our teams are the best in the world
> If you are a nationalist you will be portrayed as a fascist automatically
> White people live in northern spain; wannabe whites on the center / southern spain
> full of manlets
> bluepilled af
> Gibraltar is rightful spanish clay!!!!!!!1

>Very disappointed
Me too.

I'm french and he have many niggers in my country
I spent my holidays in Spain and there is almost no black !
Fuck yeah Spain

Finnish one is wrong
It should circle back to the Problem after the shots

FeelsSameMan

Myth busted.

I don't know if this is a stereotype but the only Pakistani friend I have turned out to prey on underage white girls

>what is rugby

>BRA71L
never forget

Report him to the Police

what is this "canadians fuck dogs" meme? i thought that was the chinese. everything else is basically true. ignore my flag im canadian

>We love our burgers (not as much as drunk male canadian prostitutes do)
>we really dgaf about the rest if the world, but its not out of malice
>almost all of us are fat-especially minorities
>we are friendly and it is genuine
>we don't understand European glum
>we believe if we work hard enough we'll be rich because it's fucking true
>we have fucked up names that blend German and u.k. like "Herman Mcmasterson"
>when you call southerners "yanks," we go outside and discharge our firearms.

Things that are wrong-
>stupid is NOT concentrated in the south, that's just niggers fucking the stats, and Yankees being colossal faggots

>14 yo
>pedophile

Sick

>We are easily triggered, espescially about religion
>Lazy af, but if it's about money, we're go full German
>While some of us express their patriotism in normal way, sometimes we express it exaggerately
>No appreciation towards artists, scientists, and many achiever
>Hypocrite af

We all are, user. We all are.

this is all true. been living in indonesia for 7 years

>Pic

We did really well in the Olympics last year. We're only really shit at football.

It's still very real to you, isn't it?

Which is the only sport that we even care about.

ikr
But in all negativity, seeing this thread makes me think we are not alone, at least we're not the worst but ain't the best

I dont giva a fuck, dude. It's literally just one match.
Besides, we have more victories than them.
11v11.com/teams/germany/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Brazil/

trips of truth

>we don't just banter about being cunts, we actually are all cunts
>full

When you actually visit the Continent you'll realise it's just as shit and even worse in other ways

Are you Muslim too?

Just wanna drop this here,

Everyone in the USA IS fat as fuck

Our tourists are really bad though

We´re Jews.

I've lived in the Netherlands. I only saw one fat girl there the whole time and she was Belgian (and no, she wasn't that health minister).

so fucking true...

also
>good individual ability but shit organization

>we talk with our hands
>we are disorganized in litterally everything
>mafia
>neapolitans are unironically white niggers and everybody hate them
>we could litterally start a revolution if the referee assigns a penality kick to the opposite football team but if our politicians steal, make idiotic laws and are controlled by mafia, a polemical post on facebook is enough

Hide yo kids hide you wives the liberals are here to donate them to extremists to make love not war

>present as crazy alcoholics overseas
>despite top ranked unis, lack of cohesion makes our academia under preform

How little you give a fuck is dripping off the page

>Post stereotypes about your country you think are true

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>we are greedy Jews
>we smoke weed
>we are eu-cucks
>we are irrelevant

Is it me or is that ball with glasses nonsense a shitty forced meme that needs to die?
Or does Sup Forums like it?

Why? Because they're American?

Unless you considering the posh ones who watch cricket and badminton.

this?