Im 100% northern german and Danish but I still start looking like a dirty Kebab when I get tan in the summer

Im 100% northern german and Danish but I still start looking like a dirty Kebab when I get tan in the summer

Kill me bls ;_;

>t. Turkroach
Stop LARPing Mehmet

That man is clearly Indian

then dont get a tan in the summer problem solved

I wonder who's behind this post

Hair and eye color?

>Hair and eye color?
Green eyes, dark brown hair

Ah, I thought a tan northerner would look like the aussie shitposter meme. Just stop tanning if you can.

can someone redpill me on allergies? how do i stop my body from being a little bitch so i can go outside and do man stuff in the summer like mow the yard and go fishing?

>getting a tan in the summer
And you call yourself germanic/nordic?

Or have i been coaxed into a snafu?

colonize the south for Germany
Most Germans can't survive in the sun
you are our only hope

I work outside in a shipyard, theres not much I can do to avoid the sun.
>colonize the south for Germany

no fucking thanks.

100% Nordic Germanic Aryan here,pic related.
Truth be told,most of you here are genetically inferior to me.

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Take advantage of it, Hans. I hear the German women love to be culturally enriched.

Then switch to submarines or something, i unno.

>tfw tan only lasts on me like two weeks and falls off instantly and I look like a limestone quarry again

Das Geistige kommt hier zu kurz.

Kek. So laut gelacht hab ich schon lange nicht mehr hier, uezs.

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You can still sorta see the tan in the shower. Weird.

>an uppity Tater-nigger
P O O E D
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>Hindustantimes
>Screenshot of an Android phone

im so white i look like im sick kek

i need one for Swabia
Schwaben pwease~

You dont need to make memes about swabia, it's sad enough already

Neger!

>not an argument
>not an argument

Play WoW. Problem solved.

you're going to have to gas yourself m8 it's best for everyone that no kebabs remain alive

What is up with the lack of body hair?

M-More...

TIL if you're not #FFFFFF (255,255,255) you're not white

body hair is ewww

d-dont wanna get banned ;-;