Brit/pol/ - amDiAQ2M is a dicklet edition

> Syria crisis: Russia raises prospect of war if it is given G7 ultimatum as it mocks Boris Johnson's no-show
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/08/boris-johnson-spearhead-diplomatic-drive-get-russian-forces/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39544432

> Salmond says May's indyref2 position will 'crumble'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39544580
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/09/alex-salmond-prime-ministers-indyref2-position-will-crumble/

> Defence Secretary - Russia responsible by proxy for Syria chemical deaths
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-mideast-crisis-syria-britain-idUKKBN17B08U

> Brexit Migration Cap Gets Backing of Former U.K. Tory Ministers
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-09/brexit-migration-cap-gets-backing-of-former-u-k-tory-ministers

> Kay Burley, Fiona Bruce and Huw Edwards named on ISIS 'kill list' of high-profile news presenters
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4394964/Kay-Burley-kill-list-jihadist-website.html

> Outlook for City after Brexit 'has improved'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-39544130

> 100th anniversary of the Battle of Vimy Ridge, in pictures
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/08/100th-anniversary-battle-vimy-ridge-pictures/

> CARNEY: Brexit could make or break the global financial system
uk.businessinsider.com/carney-brexit-could-prove-highly-influential-on-global-financial-system-2017-4

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best Doritos

second for dying for Zion

Got rid of tinder

Did I do the right thing?

Eat proper food

Yes although you shouldn't have had it to begin with

Lads, im thinking about infiltrating the Church of England.
How do I become a Reverend with a comfy church house next to a graveyard

Now you can download Grindr.

Reminder that Keith Palmer died protecting politicians who import terrorists from a terrorist.

Policemen should be sick to the teeth, but alas they will go back to hassling teenagers peeing up a wall and ignoring the mass Islamic rape of our children.

It makes me sick. I want a coup.

>Eat proper food

t. Party bore

They'll employ anyone mate

You don't. You get multiple parishes in a large area and spend all day traveling around them trying to cater to old lonely women.

Don't let your dreams just be memes user

Ahmed. Haram Jelly? Not in my belly!

You can buy disused chapels and church houses in graveyards without being a rev

can we please stop responding and pandering to this polak tripfag?

I find it inconceivable that we don't have footage of him being killed

trying to get an eyelash out of your eye is a right cunt when you're drunk

Fuck up you autist

britfeel: autistic failures
britpol: tripcunts wanking eachother off
brit: the originator, the well of life, the oasis from which a million trees grow, beauty itself

>tfw back to tea drinking weather

I can do that, what kind of accommodation can the CoE provide nowadays?

Im a neet, how am I going to manage that?

I went to /brit/ once
Just foreigners

this.
______

do people genuinely think that we'll go to war VS Syria?
Does Boris Johnson's foreign policy statement (that the UK will follow USA into war) jhold any water?
I don't think the British public support war, I don't even think half of the British establishment support war, in this case, not even all the warmongers support the war (because they will lose)
therefore wtf is going on? we have a tiny cadre of politicians and military corporations pushing for a war that the world doesn't want.
can we, the people stop it this time?

Bawbag

>Im a neet, how am I going to manage that?
i assumed if youre willing to get a job in the church youre already working

> Kay Burley, Fiona Bruce and Huw Edwards named on ISIS 'kill list' of high-profile news presenters

Literally shoot the messenger .

Eirepol: failed white nigger containment thread

I'm all alone in my workplace and really want a ciggie but can't be arsed to go outside and back.
I know for a fact my superiors will only be back tomorrow, will the smell of tobacco have disappeared by then?

Sure I might have to do fasted cardio for a week but fuck do my guns look huge

>will the smell of tobacco have disappeared by then?
No.

cant you just sit by the widow and hold your hand outside

>Drunk after a 4 pack

Britpol is a reflection of real life. Irish move to Britain.

>Can still type coherently
>Drunk

Victoria Derbyshire was sent by the devil

It's a warehouse, the windows are locked and I dont have the keys.

If you only have 1 cig and the warehouse has some sort of ventilation to the outside world, yes.

I'm on my 7th can....
and there's a difference between drunk and pished, I was going to say dunted but I doubt most of you understand what it means since I'm pretty sure it's a Scottish saying
>he can't type coherently when he's drunk
How lightweight do you have to be to achieve this?

still would though

depending on how bad the cancer got her

suit yourself

What a hag

fuck that, wouldn't touch her with a bargepole

...

What a spastic.

Looks like a lesbian there too.

>brit/pol/s face when they realise that even a limp wristed cuck like oj dresses better than them

She has that "demure Christian" look

>tfw a good portion of my wardrobe was purchased by my mother

youtu.be/WI4cE1iHER0?t=350

someone please make a webm/gif of this clip of peter hitchens

>letting women pick your clothes
>ever

Hope none of you do this.

Most of my clothes used to be my Dad's

I'll take free clothes and pick from the lot. I hate clothes shopping. I've been putting off buying a new suit for months.

>half of dressing is to impress women
>but neglect to take women's advice on what looks good

something doesnt add up here

Why u no nicotine gum? You want nicotine, not tobacco.

Kek, almost looks like he's just got the jacket on and nothing else under it. Wouldn't call that dressing well.
She has that "I'm incredibly biased and smug but pretend not to be" look

>oj
The juicemeister general

>>half of dressing is to impress women
Don't be so daft

Currently I'm wearing a T shirt, some nice grey shorts and a nice beige baseball cap.

Looks better than 99% of the modern fashion poncefest.

>Pic related, cock hunting uniforms

>half of dressing is to impress women
Lads what is this meme?

>thinking women understand what suits your body shape
>thinking women understand what colours work with your hair colour and complexion
>thinking women aren't too concerned with themselves to know what works for you
>thinking that even if you found a women who wasn't concerned about herself would understand what looks good on a man
>thinking that "oh mai gosh that shirt looks cute xx" or "those jeans are so last year ;/" is valid criticism

I could go on but I'm not going to ruin my dunt.

Never going to make it desu.

>cap indoors

kys

Forgot pic

>modern fashion
Who said anything about modern fashion>

We can't even see the whole suit.

>fashion>
>
There's the 7th can kicking in.

Okay, next time a nice girl says "men look good in X", disregard it completely, she's a lying idiot

That doesn't look like a suit lad, looks like he's wearing a leather jacket + t shirt and I'm guessing jeans.

anime desu

You sound like a homosexual

>completely changing up your style just to suit a single girl's opinion
t. virgin

You sound like an insecure closeted homo who's too insecure about his sexuality to dress well

>"men look good in X"

This means (particular guy they like) looks good in X

Serious question, do you actually know any girls (not including family)? You never seem to mention any desu

please stop replying to the polski loser

>being so irresponsible that you mention anyone you know on an oriental kite making forum for 'street cred'

I seriously hope none of you do this, whether it comes to males or females.

Yes, that's what I was advocating

t. Virgin user with a daughter

And if it happens to be you?

>flat

You sound like a homo-sexual.

So what were you advocating then if not to change up your look just to suit one girl's opinion?

You should be dressing well but dressing well for yourself, ofcourse women and other men will notice, but you're not doing it solely to impress them, and your main reason isn't to do so.

>You sound like an insecure closeted homo who's too insecure about his sexuality to dress well

I know a few girls in real life. Ah shit too late, I guess I've accidentally doxxed them now!

Just thought that seeing as we already know your heritage, your family history, your whereabouts and daily routine, you'd have mentioned a girl if you knew one

pls delet this

A girl told me the other day that she liked my shirt

It's a graphic tee of a painted guitar with a half naked 50s pin-up on it

Felt like criticising her fashion sense but I let it slide

Really opens my third eye

>Pubes confirmed virgin

>we already know your heritage, your family history, your whereabouts and daily routine
You know a bit about my heritage and family history, just because you know which city I live in doesn't mean shit.

Ofcourse there's a difference between potentially doxxing yourself and somebody else but not like I'd understand you to know since people like you do not understand loyalty or responsibility.

>on the train
>girl tells me she likes my look
>tell her to fuck off and die with her terrible fashion sense
>tipped my fedora and moonwalked onto the platform

>anonymongs

She's the one that needs the fucking slap

I was saying that you shouldn't disregard everything a girl says about your fashion as you implied in Especially considering the fact that most of my conscious fashion choices when I was younger was for going-out occasions i.e. on the pull

How big is the workplace?

Square go you bunch of manlets

I'd deck all 26 of you at once

'mon then

>sloped forehead
>can't even see his fucking forehead

lol

Remember that one time YKTD literally posted for 24 hours non stop?

God I miss him

How do we go from meaningful viral images like tank guy to meaningless shit like this?

>Look! Some slut with dumb piercings is staring at an ugly guy! SO POWERFUL!!!!!!

Social media was a mistake. Putting cameras on phones was a mistake. The whole 21st century was a mistake.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about tony blair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the top politician of all of New Labour, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Momentum, and I have over 300 MP's under my control. I am trained in electoral strategy and I’m the most prolific THINGSposter in the entire labour party. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words jezza. You think you can get away with saying that shit to at the conference? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of toniblers across kosovo and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "Democratic Socialism." You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat your shitty movement in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my donors money. Not only am I extensively trained in how to invade iraq , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Labour Establishment and it's donor network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of This party, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. THINGS can only get easier when you are dead, kiddo.

>tfw going out on the pull now

remember me hapas poster

We can continue this convo later.

Night lads.

>that one time

>tfw I do that all the time but no one notices
It's nice being an anonymong.

noone mentions that their right to freedom of speech is being guaranteed and sanctified by an honourable """"LIASON OFFICER"""""""""""

>that one time
pretty sure he's done that a few times

this whore was on bbc news this morning. she has an utterly disgusting and horrible demeanor, with a grandiose and conceited vibe of self-worth. really turned my stomach

i mean look at her, she's undeniably repulsive, wtf happened to women?