North Korea

>be fat kid
>see 150k Chinese troops on northern boarder and 1 US carrier battlegroup floating nearby

Thoughts?

There will be no war between US and China.
Here is why:
China has no army.
While there is an army in China, it is the CCP's army.
It's purpose is not to defend China, but to kill the dirty chinese peasants if they ever try to revolt against the party.
The PLA soldiers are literally and publicly sworn to defend the communist party, not the chinese people.
Killing god knows how many unruly chinese subjects is in fact the only thing this "army" has ever done since Mao's "great leap".

>b-but they have hypersonic missiles and stealth and lasers, now

The chinese military R&D is also complete shit.
For example they have tried to develop a domestic jet engine to power their fighter aircrafts.
But have a look at their shiny "stealth" fighter! In the end all of the prototypes of that Chengdu J-20 where powered by imported russian engines.

And why can't they develop shit?
Corruption!
The government officials and party member generals just looooooove to embezzle the R&D money.
There was that case of general Xu Caihou, in 2014. He was caught with literally truckloads of stolen money.

I wonder whats for dinner

>1 yank > 100 chinks.
>6000 yanks per ship.
You do the math

If ww3 breaks out now usa and allies will win decisively. Maybe there is a super secret reason we need to start ww3 now

Is it happenening?

Bump

No, it is not happening.
China has no power to make anything happen.

lel I doubt nork kids are fat.

yank > 100 chinks.
wrong
they can not even handle with Mosul apes and still ragebombing it
gooks>arabs

I don't think war will be between USA and China. I wonder who will kill the fat kid first?

Maybe both will kill him quick?

^ that might be best outcome.

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The chinese are the only ones that have actual influence over NK.
They can just put up an embargo until someone removes and replaces Kim.

Fat kid got pretty pissed when he couldn't sit at the big boy's table during parade.

Fat kid seems adept at resisting coup attempts.

Unknown how powerful his religious control overmainline population and mid-level mgmt.

Best tactic would be to continue to flood his country with cellphones and free media until it implodes.

>be me hating modern day macro scale sieges with nuclear weapons thrown in the mix.

Pity such nice people are trapped by this super cult leader.

>be me looking at South Korean mega churches...

>be me looking at mass psychological control paradigms regularly...

NK = the reason why freedom of speech is a great idea... gotta ridicule the shit out people like this.

No safe spaces for vomit ideology like this to ferment.

Teachable set of decades this has been.

>be AMERICAN kid

fix'd that for u

>be dude possibly from Venezuela
>look out window and stare at riot
>write post misinterpreting an attempt to propose hypothetical to ignite discussion about event
>begin shitposting

: )

Bingo.

The best defense China has currently is that if they exploded it would be somewhat inconvenient for the manufacturing industry's current model.

I'd laugh so hard if Kims brainwashed starving fucks BTFO the Chinks because Chinks suck at fighting

>implying china isn't there to help north korea
you're retarded, OP

>burgers and chinks killing each other
Nice

What's the British name for chicken tendies?

>North Korea
>Fat Kids

Breaded chicken fillets, probably. The Yank version sounds better...

>China has no army.
>American missiles can get into area with 40% chance and acurate in about 20% times overall
Looks like the only country that have army is Russia. Isn't that a time to surrender?

Itty bitty chicky wickies

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That would be fucking funny. Especially since no one would jump in and help either side.

>Kimmy boy
>not the biggest lardass on the world stage
the people may be starving but he certainly isn't.