WW3

Looks like shit is about to be catapulted into a fan.

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>dailystar
Is this fake news?

>secret agents

Trashed

Wtf, he sends his coded messages via the British Telecom tower in London?

I sure hope so
however
>dailystar

Maybe they're on board the water filter merchants subs

Please Kim, liberate us Americans from Trump's control!

OP here, could very well be fake news, but I've seen similar articles in the gatewaypundit, the gaurdian, and other mainstream sources that indicate rising tenting. The us and south Korea have been conducting drills and preparing.

Time for Japan and South Korea to evacuate.

>tfw sleeper agents finally wake
If you live anywhere with high density of Koreans watch out.

Did you know you never see Kim Jong Un with his eyes open because he shoots lasers from his eyes when they are?

>inb4 everyone who critizises (((Trump ))) is a North Korean agent

I don't know why Trump is picking a fight. The Norks will win easy.

Weird how everyone assumes it'll be an easy fight. This could become another long conflict that lasts for decades. Entire country is brainwashed and battle ready, might as well be crazy islamists.

What targets is he gonna nuke? Seoul? Maybe some nips? It would be cool if he stirred shit up between the pakis and the poos but I'm not sure if he has enough range with his little gook pecker

There's no way they can take north korea without having seoul razed flat.
It's MAD basically.

This happened not too long ago and people barely cared

But it will be cutting edge technology (I think some people have been itching for years to use their long developed toys) vs. Cold War era Soviet based technology, I don't think it will take that long

>scary word in capital letters
>question mark at the end
>people get paid to write shit that would not get a pass in high school class

> i-it was j-just a p-prank T-trump

mfw I can actually agree with this.

Daily Star represent NK fag, Ref star is etc all NK

>dailystar
what in tarnation is this?

Gook Chicks Hot, Trending. Many new War Brides coming back soon.

Gooks and burgers and chinks killing each other with the entire cancerous city Seoul full of feminist cultists possible being wiped of the map.

What's the downside?

>Implying they will actually invade NK

Kek

What if Drumpf is actually a Korean agent?

It's a genuine tabloid rag in the UK

Leeeeeeeroy jong-kins!!!!!!

What a retarded situation.

Korea dindu nuffin. They still are west-east mode when the whole world was crying for muh wall; muh freedom.

>indicate rising tenting

I know probably your phone, user, but that was funny as fuck and a meme was born.

>Kim panicing

Shows he's a cowardly bitch. If his old man was still around, I think his old man would put up a fight.

Fuck man, I'll take in female Japanese refugees especially if they are JAV stars. I'll take them over those shitty Muslims any time of day.

Speaking of cowards, How come trump hasn't shitpost on twatter? did someone take his phone?

>female Japanese refugees
Totally, just imagine thousands of young Japanese women desperate to get into your country to rape your men, I'd be ok with mass immigration if it were thus.

doesn't Korea have a huge military?

fuck

>Based China and based Trump fucking team up and rid the earth of terrorists and fucking anyone who is against the West

MY FUCKING DICK. BEST TIMELINE MOTHERFUCKERS.

Can anyone explain to me why Kim wants war so bad? Is it literally just little man syndrome?

it's pretty big yea

also there are a lot of norks out of country any of whom could be agents of some kind

kek

North Korea has been preparing for decades for this exact type of scenario. Shit's gonna pop off in a major way once the first shot is fired. i guess we will really see just how crazy that fat fuck Kim really is.

It isnt even about the Nukes its about the thousands of soviet era artillery in place aiming directly at Seoul's civilian centers. In addition to that its widely rumored that they have nerve gas they've had "MAD" in place for some time now.

>doesn't Korea have a huge military?

With WWII small arms and uniforms.

>China and US vs impoverished country the size of Southern California
HMMMM

It's very big but badly equipped. It wouldn't stand a chance against a modern war machine.

trips of truth

That's what my girlfriend just told me.

Checked.

>badly equipped
Fancy weapons aren't going to save you in total war. The Nazis learned this lesson 70 years ago. A few tiger tanks might win a local engagement, but they won't turn the tide of the battle when the enemy has total operational superiority. The call of duty playing millennial generation American soldiers, who had grown up in an age of low intensity conflicts and precision munitions, are in for a rude awakening when they are mercilessly crushed by the Korean People's Army.

The Korean People's Army is a mechanized juggernaut possessing thousands of artillery, tanks, and is made up of milions of men and women who are determined to carry out the orders of the supreme commander at any cost. Although Socialist Korea's air force is not the most up to date, but it, along with her artillery and strategic rocket forces, are more than capable of wiping out American and SK airpower on the ground in a first strike scenario. After that it's game over for the Americans and South Koreans as the KPAF operates with total aerial supremacy while the KPA ground forces mops up any remaining resistance. The Korean People's Army is capable of conducting a shock and awe campaign that will make the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan look like children's games.

Socialist Korea has not only the military might, but more importantly the political will to wage total war against all imperialist forces and South Korean traitors until the final victory.

You know i'm pretty confident i would be just as likely to die being shot with an SKS as i would with an M16

>I don't think it will take that long
Afghanistan 2 is still ongoing, if you haven't noticed.

His secret agents are probably the N.Korean equivalent of Johnny English but with Kim's stupid haircut.

do not read news sources with "daily" in the name

God damn you are stupid as hell.

Below badly equipped. Many soldiers in Best Korea have never even fired their rifles. There's no way they have enough fuel for actually fighting, either.

Anyone have thoughts on this map? With China moving 150K soldiers onto the border it looks like something like this might be in the works.

operation jupiter

enjoy vietnam 2

I see a Russian border here.

The war in afghanistan and a potential war with north korea are completely different.

It would actually just be Desert Storm 2. There'd be almost no chance of a serious insurgency afterwards either. China is not interested in that, and neither is Russia.

Oh leaf

>Literally live in Koreatown in Los Angeles

How fucked am I lads?

F Cali shit holes.

The insurgency would be worse

Depends on how loudly you laugh

That map was part of a proposal that creates four security zones and Pyongyang. Russia gets a small northern zone, China the bulk of northern areas, the US a small southern zone and South Korea the rest. Pyongyang, I'm assuming, would be an international zone until it becomes the capital again. It's kind of interesting because the US and Chinese militaries would share a border.

China has the most to lose from North Korea starting shit, and it's good to see them stepping up.

>mfw Trump launches 59 missles and kills Kim Jong Un without losing an American life

Why is fucking Kim getting all worked up? Isn't this between US, Syria and Russia?

Pyongyang, August 29 (KCNA) -- Shortly ago, a website of Mexico disclosed the fact that the U.S. plans to produce chemical weapons in south Korea under the "Jupiter Operation" aimed to massively kill inhabitants in north Korea and to introduce materials for producing chemical weapons in Pusan Port from next year to be specific. The construction of secret laboratories is under way for producing chemical weapons.

no more 北海道ラメント。why live

They dont have the supplies or logistics to do much except MAD of Seoul.

The Kingdom of Korea was a thing once.

Literally would be nonexistent. The only stocks they would have would be their own, there would be no Russians, Chinese, Saudi or Paki aid coming in to the country.

NK military stocks are in abhorrent shape and highly centralized due to the regime's fear of a coup. The Iraqi insurgency wasn't a thing until foreign fighters started flooding in from Iran and Saudi Arabia.

I'm glad the great leader is going to help us get rid of that Orange Golfer Baboon and his shitty entitled family.

Put Rand Paul in the WH please.

.t same person who thought hit on syria would have no blowback.

Sounds like the Olympics next year would be a great time for Kim to get the most bang for his buck with lobbing nukes

Let's assume NK goes nuclear, but, considering the technology they use, the bomb hits them themselves. Vladivostok then gets its portion of radioactive contamination as well.

IM READY TO JOIN THE FUCKING MARINES! IT'S IN MY BLOOD TO KILL GOOKS

SEMPER FIDELIS N SHIET

This would be a respectable post if not for the leaf.

>Best Korea preparing for war

The most stressful part of a North Korean War is having to care for the population once the fat kid's make shift army completely falls apart.

SEMPER INFIDELITY PLEASE KEK MY WIFE BASED JEWS

It's the dumbest thing I've read on Sup Forums today, actually. And I accidentally clicked on Sup Forums.

NK has millions of men with the logistics to move thousands of them and the food to feed dozens. I'm not sure if a more pathetic military exists.

This made me laugh, North Korea probably dosnt even have night vision, If america attacks during the day it will be slaughter

best larp yet

OMG, they are going to start cooking the dogs!

We are attacking the wrong enemies

youtube.com/watch?v=CFrBYI3Ntro

It's no joke. 20 million starving norks will utterly destroy South Korea, it will make the invasion of Europe seem like a picnic.

I bet piggyboy has real tortoise shades, no way is he using plastic like basic

LMFAO

Yes they're pathetic Navy and Air Force, along with their malnourished malcontent troops armed with AK-47s from the 70s, and dirty old ammunition (which they don't have enough of) and completely obsolete air defence and missiles.

>WW3 over NK

okay user

Is this how Trump will make anime real?

We can read the fear in words burger. Don't underestimate the great leader.

Just march in with arms full of food and they'll love you forever.

Red Cross you're not Asian. Asians don't believe in helping people.

DO IT FAGGOTS

FUCKING DO IT

Literally no one is on North Korea's side. China would abandon them as soon as they attacked anyone.

I doubt their army will prevail. They keep their population trapped with heavy borders. When in the free landscape, I assume they will run for their life. They can only be controlled witha gun to their head and obviously that won't work in war.

Why not? NK is a nuclear capable country. Just because people mock them doesn't mean they won't hesitate to nuke China or SK. Dumbass.

you know dailystar is a tabloid right? fake news

Your mixed offspring are close to as likely to go on shooting sprees.