Guys, I live a few meters from the San Diego border and I can hear faint sirens blasting off the navy base. There's also dozens of jets flying back and forth the bay and helicopters hovering over the ocean, as if searching for something in the water.
I'm scared guys... I think something big is going to happen soon. I don't want to die.
Post imgur video
what are you a coward?
Proof?
can you climb the fence for us, and walk over to the first guard to ask what's going on?
he will be so impressed with your athletic skills, they will immediately promote you to field marshal
STOP ABUSING THE FUCKING HAPPENING ALERT IMAGE YOU STUPID SPIC REEEEEEEE
Good god I haven't seen so many happening threads in a long time on Sup Forums. This is great.
FUCK I LIVE IN SAN DIEGO JUST HEARD SIRENS COMING FROM MIRAMAR AIR BASE
I'm right by an airbase and everything seems normal.
Stfu beaner. Stop lying.
POST PROOFS
Your ''post'' would have had a slight comedic sense if you said general instead of field Marshall.
You live in Tijuana?
In Seattle. Choppers in the air here too
How many airbases does your country have?
Every single one of these threads has at least three people claiming to be right by an airbase and either hearing sirens or nothing.
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock, 25
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Long Island here. Military choppers all over.
It's happening isnt it?
Agreed, happenings are like crack to me and I'm trying not to build up a tolerance here
A chinook flew really low over camp today
habbening
Amazing, we can get footage of two shitheads fighting in a McDonalds at the drop of a hat, but when shit is actually happening (Its not) we get nothing. Hmmmmm..
not giving you's as there's no proofs
police chopper next to Bognor Regis heading towards the sea. no proofs but it looked cool
I can give you one tho
take video or fake LARP
>check flag
yes.
I'm right by one in Michigan and haven't heard or seen anything.
The wasteland, based.
>meters
post proof
A fucking lot.
Stop larping, faggot.
Fkn hell mate, I live in Bradford, I get worried when it's not like the police flying display team overhead.
Thanks to Stephen King's Dark Tower series...
>after so many false happenings I will no longer know when it's really happening
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guys I live right near an air force base that controls nuclear missiles and holy shit things are going crazy
France hahahahahahaha
Hopefully the base gets rekt.
I don't give a single fuck about this country. I'm sorry for any good soldiers who may get killed but the only one they have to blame is our stupid traitor of a president and the faggots that he's surrounded himself with.
Justice would see DC getting nuked and no politician surviving.
So tired of baseless happenings
The nearest naval base to the mexican border is about 25 miles.
Why must you lie Paco?
Fairbairn, genuine British badass
>says the toilet expert
Ey fellow metro detroit fag
keep it up OP, if you keep posting these shitty threads for another couple of years you are bound to get it sorta right one day and then you can tell everyone "I told ya so"
Paco is loco
>Burger still gets triggered by sane measurement everyone else uses.
I work at LAX and there are planes taking off every 45 seconds!!!
Shit's getting crazy, lads!!!
(It's casual shit posting join in)
checked.
wait no, it's because metre is misspelt by the stupid Mexican.
fuck me
You're a stupid faggot i lived in san diego for 2 years they always do that type of shit
The wall will protect you, my dude
Live near Fightertown (Miramar). I can faintly hear someone riding an old Kawasaki in the distance.
Guys what the fuck does this mean, is it happening, im scared
Just had some loud Jets fly over sf. Maybe we should have voted for hird
Yes, measuring things 3 feet at a time is smarter than measuring things 1 foot at a time.
We should get rid of the $1 bill and replace it with a $3 bill.
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Guys, holy fuck, guys.
My dad just got a strange phone call. it was just a guy crying and apologizing on the other end. He couldn't make out what he was saying but he could just hear "im sorry im sorry im sorry" over and over.
He swears it sounded like my uncle (his brother) who's in the CIA
Fuck, guys. Could it mean anything?
Too late, I already shit posted back.
Ozark Redoubt; shit's going down here too. Black vans all over Walmart parking lot.
someone is sorry for his story.
is it 2 stroke or 4?
He told you.
You did not listen.
Why did you not listen?
You could've prevented this.
Shart in mart
My Walmart is full of suspicious looking RVs that have been there all night.
fuck
I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and Nukes are pouring down like torrential rain.
Should I be worried?
Guys, guys,
Holy shit. This dude is in my back garden. He has a big red button in one hand and as is giving me the finger with the other. I'm scared, hold me
it's difficult for me to visualise anything in feet, so i imagine subway footlongs lined up, do burgers do this too
its happening
Literally shaking.
What does this all mean?
is it too late to change my vote?
Jeb!
Stop using the Happening Alert image.
A fucking beaner.
Tape your windows; you'll be fine. Have you got three days worth of bangers and mash? How bout tea? You all set with tea?
Texas here. I am seeing many pickup trucks aka isis tanks. Hold me I'm scared.
Nuclear war just started
I'm here in the UK and I can hear your mom pining for my dick
>I can faintly hear someone riding an old Kawasaki in the distance.
I kekked out loud; good one Magyar Bro.
sage
Guys I live next to the top secret doomsday bunker and shit is going crazy, im scured
Maine here, just saw two moose in the forest in my backyard. Not one, but TWO. What does this mean guys? I don't want to die!
>GUISE I HEARD PLANES AND LOUD NOISES OUTSIDE ITS HAPPENING
>No one EVER bothers to try and record it or provide any proof
>Thread dies after 50 posts
>every time
kill yourself stupid faggots
Theres a giant submarine base off the coast there, might be connected somehow.
>You all set with tea?
Just who do you think you're talking to, mate?
>really activates those almonds
mentally divide a meter into 3.
Jesus fucking christ m8
Larping not even once.
We use all sorts of food.
IDS REEELLY HABBENDINGS!
8992 now
>american education
Kearny Mesa fag here,
Air station Mira Mar is quiet at the moment
You guys are retarded
I live literally right across the street from nellis AFB and the do drills like this all the time
Skykangz?
I live between Pendleton and San Diego and I see nor hear anything except this brigh-
CAN CONFIRM HAPPENING
I SAW A MUSHROOM CLOUD IN THE DISTANCE BUT I'M BLIND NOW AND MY HOUSE IS GONE ALSO I TURNED TO DUST AND DIED
Seattle here, in class at the moment but earlier I saw not one, not two, but THREE faggots walking down the street. One was even a nigger.
What could it mean?
Well played user, well played
=25 and =50 and 75 No WW3
HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
reminder to watch threads, the 80's movie that realistically depicts how a western society would react to a nuke attack
guys i live near a coast guard base and there are marines prancing in step outside my window armed with jiffypop. They're popping the corn on the afterburners of F-14s and laughing guys! Im scared
ay 313 reportin in dat redford life u no?