ASSAULT TRUCK BAN

You thought it was just memes right? A way to satirize the left's ability to change to goalposts? A way to ridicule their way to swap the focus?

Well I give you Sweden - where satire has become reality and memes are serious.

Be careful what you wish for. It could happen to YOU.

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Oh shit man, I read a headline about this too. All I have been thinking about is #BanTrucksNow

NOT ALL CARS

OK we seriously need to meme this into law.

We need to get motor vehicles banned in Sweden, Sup Forums, Kek demands it as evidenced by my digits.

>Stockholm är en internationell stad, en turiststad med 13,5 miljoner gästnätter i fjol. Av de fyra personer som dödades på Drottninggatan var tre besökare, en kvinna från Belgien, en kvinna från Uddevalla samt en brittisk man
Mentions all the tourists, but ignores Ebba the Young swedish girl

We got Trump elected with burger power, we can make this happen. Just imagine Swedes getting slowly killed by shitskins riding bicycles over them repeatedly.

>How many levels of post-9/11 paranoia are you on?
>Like maybe 5 or 6 dude
etc

i passed from being amused by shit like that to be genuinely worried about sweden... Sweden, are you ok?

So how they think businesses will deliver goods? With horses? Slaves?

CARS DID NOTHING WRONG

I laughed louder than I should have.

*A cacophony of ringing bike bells in the cool Swedish city air chimes in the distance, the crisp harbinger of death and doom*

This must happen. We need Sweden to ban assault trucks.

According to the article goods will be delivered during times with little human Activity (early morning)

Kill all shitskins

muslim businesses will be fine, it'd be too racist to apply the ban on them

I was just thinking about this the other day.

Knowing that it was a big part of leftist agenda to attack individual automobile ownership. Encouraging public transit, car pooling etc etc.

I wondered when these attacks would fuel their next big step: banning private automobiles.
I think it was pretty obviously one of their goals kept in secret for many years.
They don't believe in private property, so cars are included in that.

I figured as usual it would be tested in Europe first because Europeans are always more willing to forfeit their rights for a feeling of safety/morality.

But dont be fooled Americlaps, they will be introducing the same shit here in time. Give it maybe 10 or 20 years.

kek does what he wants, faggot

Fuck I hate my stupid fucking countrymen.

I was post-ironic in my shitposting about how the left would rather stop trucks than terror.

Meaning it sounds like a joke but it's not really. Or you'd like it to be a joke but it's reality. We can't really win the absurdity war.

Remember "transracial"? That was a joke. We satirized transsexuals with it just a year ago. And next they parade Dolezal around on the TV shows and present her transracialism case with no criticism at all.

The world is just insane.

they encourage public transport so that there will be more assaults by mudslimes on buses and trains.

Thank (you)

Cars aren't trucks! #NotAllCars

SAVE A NIG, SURRENDER YOUR RIG

Never in a thousand years will I give up my fucking car. I will buy a thousand guns and arm a militia myself to keep my ability to cruise around on scenic routes in my beautiful state blasting folk rock.

>memes becoming reality again
BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS

#banassaultsteeds

WHY DID WE NOT SEE THIS!!!!

Finally the reason for all the mass immigration is revealed, it was a leftist plot to ban cars from city centers all along.

dont downplay it user, these people really dont want you having access to the kind of freedom/independence a car allows you to have.

They really do have a grand scheme to kill off rural areas, and force everyone into city living. Not only city living but communal living; such as apartment buildings.

The war on private property isn't going to stop any time soon. We have communists in high places manipulating politics.

Link for those interested in proofs on left-wing media insanity. You'll have to translate it yourselves, lazy lards

aftonbladet.se/ledare/a/lo7r9/rensa-stockholm-stoppa-bilarna

War horses man, they were a thing back in the day.

You don't NEED that car Sven. Give it up, it's nothing but a death machine. How many more innocents have to be run over by these mechanical monsters?

#BeAStarDitchTheCar
#BanAssaultTrucks
#Stockholm

>tfw terrorism in 2050 is conducted by extremists riding down people atop war horses

i would laugh more at this if I wasn't so impressed.

I sincerely hope none of these horses was a white male

What a fucking bunch of organic nazis, my best friend identifies as a car and xhe is very upset with this absolutely horrendous ban

Why not just ban swedes, so they stop getting in the way of muslim's trucks? It would be so progressive.

Ironic memes becoming reality
Safety>freedom

And I just lost my sides

Just wait for #BanAssaultPonies to be a thing. And #IAmSpartacus goes without saying.

God fucking damnit it's so retarded I could cry.

>ban cars
how about they ban muslims instead.

It was a meme until these started happening so often that the jokes got old.

They'll ban everything except for Islam....

COMPREHENSIVE TRUCK CONTROL
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The memes of today...
will be the reality of tomorrow.
Praise kek!

A full minute of belly laughing
Have a fookin (you) m8

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>In 2050 muslims have attained the war tech level of europe 1050
>1000 years late

Gee that's impressive

Translated

Terrorists use trucks to kill people

Lets ban cars

SAVE A NIG, SURRENDER YOUR RIG
>SAVE A NIG, SURRENDER YOUR RIG
SAVE A NIG, SURRENDER YOUR RIG
>SAVE A NIG, SURRENDER YOUR RIG

PRAISE KEK

I do that shit in GTA when I'm bored.

EUROPE YES!

>EUROPE
>UROPE
>U ROPE
Even the name has suicide in it.

they should really do it. costs for goods will rise to absurd levels and make urban living unaffordable for people with modest incomes outside to the suburbs.

all that will be left living the cities are liberal aristocrats with their pet brown slaves to do all the slave work.

>no more cars on the street
wouldn't that look like Pakistan on the street? can you cucks solve anything without banning everything?

Behold the future utopia of Sweden

>before 2016:
>if you call for banning guns, people will just use trucks
>nah that's ridiculous
>after 2016:
BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS

there are moderate cars that have never killed anybody
if you start banning them, they will get radicalized!

Next up, ban toothbrushes.
They are quite deadly as an improvised weapon.

set to 90s skateboard style video editing plox

Haven't you hears? Most of western Europe is already like this.

That's entirely unrealistic considering they're white.

fukken lol

>"Hällå Sven! Höw are you todäy?"
>"Hällå Björn! I äm just greät, höw are thä ki-
*Muffled bike bells ringing in the distance*
>"....Å Gud, däliver us fröm evil."

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Ban prisons!

>instead of stopping some types of immigration and educating people about extremism call for crippling your infrastructure instead

Wow, just amazing.

kek, never let a crisis go to waste. Agenda 21 keeps on trucking.

CKY MUSLIM SWEDE JUMP VID

This would be beyond retarded, large delivery trucks would have to exempted to, well, make their vital deliveries.

How many things will they ban before they get to the root and ban Muslims?

yes lets use niggers and donkeys to carry store supplies and materials instead of trucks

So what we did with Britain:
youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Whatever speeds up the complete collapse of our retarded society is a-ok in my book!

kek

Cars are overrated anyway.
Until all cars are fully automated cars need to be banned

>FULLY AUTOMATED EXTENDED MAGAZINE ASSAULT BICYCLES
Someone, about a year ago, wrote this exact line somewhere on Sup Forums
Needless to say, he was right

This is fucking retarded. Comparable to a child repeatedly throwing a temper tantrum and you taking away his toys so he can't play.

NO ONE NEEDS AN AUTOMATIC CAR OR VAN

#SENSIBLEVEHICLELAWS NOW

That would be truckist.

End car privilege now.

THAT WOULD BE HYPE AS FUCK SENPAI.

muslims dont kill people, cars do

They'll end up banning themselves so the muslims can take over in peace and sentence us all to death by stoning.

:(

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers - foreign soldiers.
Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change - I changed too. My thoughts, personality, How I saw right from wrong... Words Can Kill.

the swedish government shut down the largest uncensored swedish discussion forum because they want to control the terrorist narrative

It IS retarded but only because it's such a blatantly obvious attempt at subversion.

My sides. ASSAULT TRUCK BAN. baaahaha

Lol it's down? Flashback was cancer anyway.

>a big part of leftist agenda to attack individual automobile ownership. Encouraging public transit, car pooling etc etc.

No!
When Britain was ruled by left-wing Labour in the 70s we built motorways and expressways through cities like never before. Entire blocks would be compulsory purchased and bulldozed to make way for road infrastructure to serve car owners. Guess when this stopped? When the Witch Thatcher came to power with her obsession for a sacrosanct right to home ownership that made it impossible for the government to expropriate land for road building, making our roads congested and undersized and forcing people to shift to "public transport" which was then hastily privatized leaving commuters with no choice but to fork a significant part of their income to pay for transit.

Enough of the lies being told by neocon shills.

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First we laughed about assault knives, now everyone wants to ban those. Then we laughed about assault cars, and the left all over Europe has been looking for a while to ban those too.
The fact is, the left wants to ban private ownership altogether, be it a gun, a car, anything that makes you free and a unique human being, they want to take it all away, that's their end goal.
Very soon the only "rights" we will have left in the EU is to work the most grueling jobs for a shitty pay, have 75% of our income taxed to give free shit to every shitskin in the world, and to watch jewish propaganda on TV. We're pretty much already there anyway.

refugees welcome

Är det verkligen därför sidan är nere? eller är det något annat spoopy

Banning cars from cities should be done, but for other reasons.

>We will not let terrorists change our way of life

So much for that, eh? Talk about cognitive dissonance...

Why not try banning muslims?

wtf, where's the original!

Håkan, how big is your country's police and army combined? Finland has 1.6m soldiers, do you regret abandoning your mandatory military?
You really should migrate to Ahvenanmaa before it's too late.

Captcha: select all cars :-----DD