At approximately 9:45PM EST, the U.S naval strike group headed towards North Korea will strike the suspected location of North Korea's missle tech development sight. China will not retaliate against the U.S, but the Chinese forces will cross the border and push to Pyongyang and remove Kim Jong Un from power.
You have been warned.
damn
gonna bang that black cutie that's been after my dick, i know it's degenerate but I may never have a chance to race mix if this is true
And a Central Bank will be established, Hooray...
BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
If dubbles then OP is correct if not then he is a custart gannet and is with the boz boz
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seems legit
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I lost my North Korea flag when my PC took a shit. I'll never get it back.
But NK agents watch Sup Forums threads so KimKim already knows about this, so he's gonna hide somewhere and the BB koreans are gonna strike Seoul and invade it.
May as well get comfy one last time.
Fuck you leaf
hi, leaf, reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep.
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The Carl Vinson is still a few days away I thought.
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woah, the cubilces in virginia seem really into shilling now
do not keep us posted (((drump)))fag
You are incorrect.
YOU BETTER NOT BE LARPING YOU FAGGOT
Fug. I'll never get one now.
I will die without my dick having ever touched actual vagina without a condom
He might not have any.
> the Chinese forces will cross the border and push to Pyongyang and remove Kim Jong Un from power.
No they won't.
Why? Why haven't you got this together? Talk to me
Am I gonna be okay, pol?
We're all gonna make it
Of course. You will be sacrificed to the God Emperor and will live with him forever in the warp.
We're rootin' for ya, Kimcheenigger
I think Trump is based as fuck if he does this, I'm against the Syria strike but Best Korea is an inevitable conflict
We'll see. We live in exciting times.
>we're going to attack at noon Korea time
get real faggot
Rofl me 2!!! No STDs thou
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YOU VOTED FOR THIS
kek willing
Please. You act like the time of day makes a difference.
70th larp thread in 5 days
Only I'm not larping. Just watch the news user. You'll see soon.
well fuck i'm sold. This guy is the truth!!!!
Doubt it
>you have been warned about something that may or may not happen thousands of miles away from every person who lurks here
Thats bullshit enough to be legit CIA intel
You have our support fellow faggot. Be safe.
I'm not selling anything.
Sort yourself, user
You're going to be wrong.
Enjoy the you.
sex is over-rated
put your energy into something more useful
Heterosexuals destroyed mankind and the universe
>Chinese forces will cross the border and push to Pyongyang and remove Kim Jong Un from power
would that be before or after seoul turns into the proverbial sea of fire™?
I hope we see a nuke striking the carrier group and/or worst korear and/or nippon
The strike is inevitable. The only question is the time. I have been given the approximate time by my handler. If the time differs it is due to an unforeseen setback.
shut the fuck up anon5
3/10 LARPing, low effort
Oy Vey goyem, you better not be shekeling me along now. Too many shills here with too much chuzpah lately if you know what I mean.
But best korea is a sovereign nation that hasn't attacked america. It is only pursuing a nuclear program that america has had for decades. What gives the us any legal or moral right to attack it? The us has already contravened international law by launching missiles at syria. Is the us now a rogue state that refuses to abide by international law? If so will you be suprised when other countries refuse to let this rogue state attack any more countries as it has ben doing for decades and instead attack what was the beacon of democracy. Will you be suprised when it is americans are burning in their beds as so many other peoples have under the rain of missiles and bombs the us have launched over the years. Be careful what you wish for as there are some watching america whose patience has almost ran out.
>handler
Good dog. You're a good boy.
Now why are you larping so hard, good boy?
Kys bong or you're next
>finally have sex
>still feel like your pic
Don't put too much stock in the vaginal jew man, it changes nothing.
It aint anywhere near as good as you imagine, desu.
CITATION NEEDED
>without a condom
whoremonger detected
dat gf sex best sex
I'll keep this thread saved in case shit goes down
thanks faggot
[citation needed]
>NK invaded
>China, literally the only thing we had to worry about when dealing with NK is on our side
>Kim Jong Un removed from power
Seems good to me.
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it's been an honour to shitpost with you
eggs i smell? quite pungent indeed
fuck off
Now this is what I voted for. Dont be jerkin me off here
China isn't going to strike back, wtf y'all so worried about.
Nice one m8
And what happens to Seoul?
This is why I doubt a NK happening, it would result in millions dead within hours.
Source
Sorry to tell you but it takes a week to get back over there from Singapore. They left 3 days.
Show some proofs, please.
warnings are usually to the people about to be in danger
it fucking does...
Wrong. Its night and fucking day
nah, i dont think it will happen
Lil Kim literally did nothing wrong.
except water filters and super dooper male vitaly
tfw have had all sexual fantasies fulfilled and no STDs
Fuck you Brit ! 'Merica
Its happening, put me in the screenshot
I wish
Sure it will OP... cause the US really wants to get Seoul nuked or at least hit by shit-tons of conventional artillery, right?
>implying chicks wont be putting out for a loaf of bread once rations kick in.
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Faggots live above this line
> fucking beautiful
> holding back tears.
> i am so hard right now.
Fix CIA Hacking Notepad++ issue >wikileaks.org
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Cory Henry is great
Brah, ur fucked. Better fashion a boat made out of PS2's and blankets because a massive shitstorm is coming your way, and brother this shitstorm. Is gonna fuck up all of your rice famalamalam.
NorkyNork
the optimist lol
>this is not the nth LARP thread
won't even bother to sage
Think of the jpop and juicy girls.
Kek says LARP
Not really. Inb4 nothing happens
what animu is that picture from
have some fun
China doesnt do regime change. it strongly opposes it.
So does Trump...
Who will best Korea try to nuke first in retaliation?