"Russia, China, and US ships turned and are going to North Korea"
This is what my friend said yesterday that a coworker showed him. No one is talking about it but my friend said it was on a webpage, I can't find it.
What the fuck is happening? I don't have a frog to show how desperate I am to want to discuss this and get informed.
You're probably not even 1/4th as smart as you think you are. And even if you acknowledge some level of incompetence, your stupidity is most likely orders of magnitude more potent than you're even capable of realizing.
Your jokes are tired, your logical fallacies are plentiful, and there's probably nothing particularly interesting about you. The fact that you come here and you can be in the know with all the niche tropes that get thrown around doesn't say anything about your character other than you're excellent at wasting your precious time.
You have no defense in this situation. Accept it and realize you could be improving yourself right now, you barely functional, narcissistic peasant.
kek
>croatroach
no thx
>You're probably not even 1/4th as smart as you think you are.
I was literally asking Sup Forums for help, I'm not smart at all
>1/4th
>Smart
WTF is this?
Because if one country thinks three major superpowers are about to go to war with one another it doesnt expect to be shot in the back of the head by them
That's not quite my question, I want to know what the fuck is happening, not what aspect you were answering.
Why does each reply have less than half of a relation to what I'm asking.
Nobody here knows anything.
Do not try to inform yourself with this website. People here are only interested in kneejerk reactions and memes. You're an idiot if you think anyone here knows what they're talking about.
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This is just as important here as it would be there. It's all political and it's what Sup Forums has been focusing on for months, NK and Russian issues.
Kek
Nice pastq
I'll shitpost in in the next 5\ new threads
Kim Jung Un is having sex with a donkey and the USA in all it's glory cucked China into helping us stop Kim from raping animals...with bombs.
Dude I can't even figure it out.
Every news outlet is reporting something completely different every 5 hours. One second Trump has gone full neo-con, then he's paying 4d chess, then we have boots on the ground in Syria, then we're avoiding all conflict with syria, then we're storming north korea, then we're not and it's just a show of strength.
Nobody has a clue what's going on
Good to know I'm not the only person being buttfucked by the media.
No it's insane, I've never seen anything like this.
Doesn't matter if it's MSM, alt-media, Sup Forums or whatever
Nobody has a clue what's going on. Their talking about McMunster, Ivanka's husband, Bannon getting canned, reporting that Trump is changing all of his policies, saying we're going to war in NK, saying we have boots on the ground in Syria ect. ect.
Then 5 hours later there's more reports that contradict ALL of that. Totally fuckign bizarre. Is this a big Jewish trick? Is Trump playing 36D Chess?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Almost seems like the media is collapsing in on its self. Trump is definitely playing 4d chess though.
Dude is he really though? Or did he just go full neo-con?
Youtube commentators can't figure it out either. They're changing their opinions every 6 hours, and so am I.
One minute I'm pretty sure Trump is playing 36D underwater chinese checkers, then I'm pretty sure that he's been infiltrated by Zionist Neo-cons.
Like I just saw a news headline that said Trump is dropping his tax reform? Then I see a headline that says Trump wants to go more "centrist"? Then I see a fucking headline that says It's all bullshit.
If trump is playing 36D chess by just sending out a million false reports to the MSM to confuse them while he gets some serious shit done, then he is truly an interdimensional mastermind.
But if there's some sort of coup going on within the administration, then we are about to get blackpilled
>36D underwater chinese checkers
I really want reddit to leave
>implying Sup Forums and most of the rest of Sup Forums isn't all about making variations of memes
I didn't laugh but it wasn't reddit-tier
Ah-bloo-bloo
By bombing the middle of knowhere in syria he gained the lefts support he proved he isnt a russian shill and showed the world he will fight if he has to. By warning russia he avoided WW3 and all this back and forth is a show for the media. Probably to create a diversion while he butt fucks North Korea.
Did everyone on Sup Forums just turn into a fucking baby before I made this thread? I'm not new, I know shitposting and just taking the piss, but these replies have been directly avoiding the appropriate reactions. Even shit like telling me to fuck off makes sense, but here I'm being fucked with for.. crying?
None of these responses make fucking sense even in a shitposting way, am I getting automated responses? What the fuck is happening? It's like the AI switch finally activated.
Here's a primer.
Search "syria was a warning for north korea" you'll get many articles.
1. North Korea's anniversary is coming. Their anniversaries are accompanied by a patriotic show of force. China, US, and others were worried that they would detonate a test nuke for this.
2. Syria strike was about North Korea. It was a "fake attack", Russian and Syria were both forewarned and told to stay away from the area. This was to show the threat of force was real for North Korea. It also served to quell the "US Russia complicit in election" narrative.
3. Attack happened on same day that Trump met with China president. Astonishingly, China is back US as US sends warships to North Korea. China at the same time cuts better trade deal with US (google "beef trade china").
4. This shit is so complicated its hard to keep track. Only someone with more years watching than me can decipher it. WW3 is not coming. US has chosen China over Russia.
They're posting ah-bloo-bloo pepes
I guess the kids are out of school and are having fun trolling. Don't worry about it. Sup Forums isn't comfy but it is informative.
OP here
That's not me. Not sure what this poster is trying to do here.
Yes I've done this. That is why I am confused. None of the articles line up.
Then there was an article that said China's president is just laughing at Trump's pathetic attempt to intimidate him.
We are about to kick some Nork ass jointly with Russia, and China.
Oh yes, North Korea's next rocket will reach most of US and it is close to completion. I assume this is also a reason for US and China to act now. Pic related.
China agreed to import US beef. There's no intimidation, relations between US and China are warming amid this chaos. US Russia relations remain static.
>> Im an old fag goys
It would be nice if a learned one would stop by this thread and add some information. Maybe you'll get lucky. I've struggled to reach this much understanding with the little time I have. Good luck user!
It was an assumption, it'd be a "what are you, new?" response.
Thanks
oh wait sorry my bad I thought this was my thread for a second. I'm out of it
Made me laugh anyways
Can't find anything based on the advice in this thread, thanks anyway folks, and I learned a bit of other stuff anyway.
This is still serious shit, ships from 3 places heading to NK, come on. My friend isn't a normie, he wouldn't listen or tell me made up shit, he's on the list. He also knows when a bitch is making shit up because of how they talk and act. Said the dude was one of his research buddies from college that knows up-to-date shit on everything about these things.
Anyways guess it's not hit yet, but he found the info somewhere online (deep web?) because it was on a webpage on his phone, my friend said.
Thanks though, shame it had to be fucked up in here. Kinda expecting it to be a big deal since it's been 24+ hours. Or at the least for it to gain traction.