Why do pigskins try to become shitskins?

Why do pigskins try to become shitskins?

>rainy little island
>"how does the sun work?"

it checks out

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>obvious work tan

you dumbass

fpbp

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Getting a tan is a sign of luxary. Rich people can afford the sun.

On the other hand, in china for example, being white is a sign of luxary. Because tanned people are usualy farmers. If you are rich, you can afford to stay out of the sun.

oi you cheeky cunt

Pigskins are so desperate to become brown they use sunbeds to get their vit d and cancer top up. That or a bottle which makes them into oompa lompahs.

pigskin women buy fake buttocks and big lips to look like negroes.
Pigskin men wear baggy clothes and baseball hats and talk ebonics to emulate negroids.

It's a pity pigskins are so uncomfortable in their own skins.

I know you live in Englnd, but in some countrys there's actually something called sun.

this

pigskin

is

disgusting

makes me want to vomit

pigskin whiteboard

Because some of us can. Meanwhile, you will never be white.

it has to be said pigskin women do look better brown

why would i want to look like these fuckiing albinos?

No this is BATMAN

He's clearly half albino.

with ozone layer depletion and increase of skin cancer abound. your pigskin will not save you from the wrath of ra.

>he doesn't protect himself from the UV jew

pigskins desperate to be browner. Sorry white man your melanin is no good.

oink oink white boy. i smell bacon.