Smallest redpill you got

I'll start
>history is written by the victor

>Israel is controlled by Jews

I'll go one step tinier:
>An apple a day keeps the doctor away

>Water is the only healthy drink

>new england style juicy IPAs are the best IPAs

Tortilla chips are made from tortillas cut into triangles

We are still in the first jihad.

>the portuguese are a hairy bunch

sometimes people don't really mean what htey say

> where there's smoke, there's fire

America chose the worst president possible. But seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

>they think it be like it is but it do

>stobb bieng benis

>We are still in the first jihad.
I'd believe you but this is nothing more than mass Muslim cultural [spoiler]womb[/spoiler] appropriation.

mind = blown

The mind is a product of evolution

i just figured this out like a week ago and i haven't been the same since

jews are the master race.

Some frogs in America are gay....

GET ON MY LEVEL
>Civil nationalism is better than what we got

>dont fuck with the king

some jews jew

Elvis never died, he just went home.

go back to /x/

genes and memes both carry information

>feminine penis only makes it gayer

after 5 inches girth matters more than length

What's a proper girth? I fear that I may have pencil dick, despite my slightly longer than average size.

>Tell seven truths in a row and tell a lie on the 8th and people will believe you

>peanuts aren't even nuts! wake up sheeples.

The lie is always worse than the crime.

girls want zuchinni girth

James Polk was the GOAT President

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the government is not benevolent

Pickles don't belong on a bigmac

A leaf post is a horrendous post

oxygen is a hallucinogen

The Universe is completely indifferent to your existence, that includes anything and everything that has happened or will ever happen to you. Bad things and good things are created out of chaos at an almost equal rate, and the assignment of these things to people is again an excercise in the Universe's indifference.

Pro-social behavior is dictated by habit

lol@assuming you have no control over the chaos

I believe this. When you lack oxygen, the real world takes hold of you.

If you're tough enough to face 5 minutes without oxygen, there's a chance you get to see the real world or breakthrough into it.

I have been without oxygen long enough it killed me
I was revived, obviously
im now blind in my left eye and completely deaf.

>breathing is what kills you

chaos
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noun
complete disorder and confusion.
"snow caused chaos in the region"
synonyms: disorder, disarray, disorganization, confusion, mayhem, bedlam, pandemonium, madness, havoc, turmoil, tumult, commotion, disruption, upheaval, furore, frenzy, uproar, hue and cry, babel, hurly-burly; More
PHYSICS
the property of a complex system whose behaviour is so unpredictable as to appear random, owing to great sensitivity to small changes in conditions.
the formless matter supposed to have existed before the creation of the universe.

Why are there spics on 4Chans only anti-spic board? Fuck off please

it's always the (((legumes)))

The red pill is a jewish meme.

the tiniest redpill of them all:

>democracy is a sham

Taste the meat, not the heat.

in the movie the matrix (1999), the protagonist (keanu reeves) digests a red pill, which transfers him to the "real world"

we get the concept "red-pilled" from this cinematic moment.

It is when the average person negates normal society and sees the dark underbelly of the world.

honestly tho saying 'redpill' is getting stale and sounds fucking gay

>argues metaphysical concepts of control over reality
>gets questioned on it
>gives dictionary definition of chaos

go back to britain

history is written by men. HIS-tory. Not saying its a bad thing, but it is notable.

shills gonna shill
see:

On that line

Almost everything of any relevance in world history was done by man, specially when you take monarchs out of the equation.

far too many niggers in Britain. Have fun speaking Portugese and living in Brazil kek

Its because you heard and saw too much, so the gods took away your sight and hearing so you cant expose the truth

>religion is a scam

>showering dries out your skin

no, thay don't

Sup Forums might be filled with retards. Might be.

when the legend becomes fact, they'll print the legend

Nothings is healthy, only less unhealthy

Well, I have 1001 problems, but getting premium white bunda is not one of them

Actually, we have yet to find any drawbacks to learning another language

Yep, its like taxing the divine

Macaroni and Cheese is to Pasta as Argentina is Uruguay.

>bananas are a good source of potassium :o

More than one species of extraterrestrial life are behind all that goes on in the world. Also that Astral Travel is real and this is how i know this stuff.

is to*

Did you roast me or reply to another comment?

Nuclear war won't happen because the aliens would never want to give up this planet.

I prefer to call them Autists, but yeah, Retards works, too.

sometimes a person can overtly support one action but really they have their own covert interests

>once our elites that we fought against on here the last 6 years really understand the way this whole redpilling and meming works, we'll be so fucked
On every level

somewhat roasting, I just meant to say that somethings are objetively 'only good for you' period. like learning a new language.

Underrated. I hope Trump does what Polk did for a full 8 years though.

kek

People assume things

Money do grow on trees. You just have to plant money seeds. AKA Invest.

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>All your friendships end because of women

Did you know if you replace the word the matrix every time it is mentioned while watching the films with the term gender binary you get an accurate depiction of the sister's message to society

ALL Jews jew