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what the fuck?!!! what did he mean by this??? pic related.

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Is this real? I feel cheated, I paid for the suite months ago.

Worth it though. Definitely recommend doing at least the future one.

The code's not working

for the future authoring program?

yeah, it worked for me about an hour or two ago...

what

Yeah, I got it working. You've got to pick this one. No credit card needed either

what is going on?

yep. good. hopefully you make it further than me. i'm stuck on 1.2

The Future.

is that even english?

Jordan B. Peterson is giving true KEKboys the power to author their own futures. and he DOES IT FOR FREE.

you're a leaf so i understand the confusion. here's a hint: selfauthoring com/purchase html

Is it hard or something?

Where to purchase?

Nvm
selfauthoring.com/purchase.html

>Is it hard or something?
no. that's the worst part. i think i'm just too deep under.

what a top bloke

He's lost his marbles

he just wants KEKboys to have a better future.

Impressive samefagging in this thread

can someone posts their answers pls i don't know the answer to 1.3

bucko is the son of kek

i'm stuck on 1.2

if i had even a general goal i'd be able to figure out what i wanted to learn.

i don't think that word means what you think it means

i put "turning into a girl" as a general goal and i put makeup and combining clothes in 1.2

learn to be more decisive

Your goal is... to find your goal?

Seems reasonable. I think we come back to what we wrote after some more questions anyway.

>implying all these posts aren't one user LARPing after Peterson went off the deep end

yeah.. that's good. i want to learn how to be a decision maker. i want to learn how to take action instead of sitting around whinging.

Get in here KEK boys Get in here KEK boys Get in here KEK boys Get in here KEK boys Get in here KEK boys

What if you dont have any goals? like at all?

How long did it take for you guys to get the email after entering the code?

It's been several minutes and I haven't received it yet.

that's my problem... but it's really just a result of being drowned in nihilism. if you're going to author your future perhaps your goal should be to have a "satisfying" future?

...

pretty quick. it was there as soon as i logged into my email.

General goal: have a meaningful and productive life

it was instant

Where do I enter the code? I add to cart and click checkout and just see the credit/paypal form.

nvm I figured it out, code field only appeared when I tried to add the suite to the cart

...

how did you figure it out? it doesnt work for me. which did you order?

I can't believe it takes this guy for Sup Forumsacks to start using basic self-help concepts

Future Authoring suite, it works. sorting myself out right now boys

Does the email take a while? Haven't gotten yet

He even tossed a Banepost in there. What a guy.

>self-help
oh fuck. is that what this is??? i thought we were just sorting ourselves out for the coming race war. only head-cases use self-help shit. we're not crazy. we're just meming our own futures. this is NOT self-help.

can someone give me a quick rundown ?

Yeah thanks I selected the wrong suite.

>author your future
>someone give answers pls

Completely missed the point.

Same here. It's been like 20 minutes, no email

Cam someone explain where to go and what to do?

>Lost KEK boys
>Peter Pan Peterson
>Sort yourselves out

This is endearing as fuck.

selfauthoring.com/

So self-help with a pinch of fanatic idealism, a dash of Nazi state-philosophy, and a few sprigs of complete delusion. Got it.

Fixed it by ordering again (since it's free i guess you can do it infinitely) but purchasing it a second time triggered it to send me emails for both of the orders at the same time

>go to 'Purchase'
>purchase 'Future Authoring'
>type 'PEPE' in "got a code?" (next to total price)
>click checkout
>input name and email
>wait for email wiht login name and password
>plan your future

I don't get it. Whats it even do? Why would I want this?

>wait for spam from based Jordan B. Peterson

That's what JBP wants. Strong men for the race war. He knows we are going to have to kick mudslime ass

>bait us into to paying
he's giving it out for free.

This.

He's trying to get us to improve ourselves by getting us hooked onto something that I can do for free.

For 1 week. Advertising not allowed am I rite

What the fuck is this program?

It really is that simple.
Thanks Prof. Peterson!
Keep fighting the good fight!

Self-improvement you silly fuck. You can't make America Great Again by remaining a plebe.

it's just a way to get people to think about their future in a goal-directed way... and to get them to begin to manifest their ideas by writing them down.

it's directed introspection.

>Sorting self out for coming race war
Here's what your looking for then . . .

The Reluctant Partisan
mountainguerrilla.wordpress.com/book-questions-and-concerns/

What a shitty viralling thread

You should be ashamed OP

I don't think Peterson understands: we choose to live underground. We're not forced to.

>larping this hard
>samefagging this hard
>dude its only $15 without a credit card

nice try but anyone with a sane mind can see this bull shit from a mile away

saged, hidden, reported

yeah but I need a quick rundown on the system, Jordan.

did you put your two cents in to peterson?

>posting that you reported a thread

shiggydiggy

But Mr. Leaf, it's free if you use the PEPE code.

>it's real

oh sheeet Jordan what are you doing

Is it saving what you type in though?

yeah. you think he's working with (((them))) to build a profile of kekboys? do you think that (((they))) will use our hopes and dreams against us?

what the fuck is authoring? is he gonna help us publish a book or something?

While paranoia has it's place when combating the international jewry and their minions, I believe this guy is good natured. Besides, one of my biggest dreams is to marry a gorgeous ginger woman. It's not like the jews can breed out ginger gens within 20 years, right?

Seems likely, considering that we're getting weekly coverage in major (((newspapers))), UN-funded studies on memes, academics pontificating about our politics, etc...

no. basically, you write down what you would like your future to be. then you go "be" it in a goal-directed way. you have your future written out (by you). now all you have to do is follow the plan.

She's yummy. Anymore photos of her?

>>dude its only $15 without a credit card

I thought it was 15 dollars too but it's just a bug on the website that puts two of the program in your cart.

Remove one and it's free.

I have no idea what the fuck it does and this seems to be a shill thread but I'm intrigued enough to see what shitty bullshit he's hawking.

Didn't enter anything but my spam email.

also, peterson is all about the 'story' and mapping meaning. is he studying our meme magik? are we going to be rounded up and stuck in cages forced to make memes? what is he planning to do to us???

i'm not a shill. this board has been following peterson for a while and i thought anons would like to at least check out his future authoring program for free. if you don't know who peterson is, you should lurk moar.

That's all I've got. Red hair and freckles make me melt.

Jordan Peterson is a fucking con artist, don't fall for his right-wing fearmongering conspiratard bullshit.

thespec.com/opinion-story/7207346-opinion-jordan-peterson-a-little-shy-on-proof/
>I have trouble believing the sincerity of Jordan Peterson's claims of a Marxist infiltration or a pending culture war. He is an elite level scholar whose book, Maps of Meaning, references some of the most recognized philosophers of the Western scholarly tradition, yet he now makes arguments that would fail in an undergraduate term paper. He is sparse of evidence and high on hyperbolic rhetoric, willing to entertain and reinforce the fears of diversity held by some Canadians, and apparently is getting very wealthy in the process. From academics I have spoken with, it is clear he has chosen to follow the examples of polemicists like Ann Coulter and Tomi Lehren instead of engaging in thoughtful and informed debate. Jordan Peterson has traded his credibility among scholars for a fleeting bout of fame and fortune. For his sake, I hope it was worth it. For the sake of those affected by his lack of compassion and intolerance for diversity, and for those who are paying for his so called "profound psychological insights" I hope it ends soon.

I used a throwaway

>basically, you write down what you would like your future to be
> now all you have to do is follow the plan

Wait seriously this is what it is?
AHAHAHA

What a fucking kike. This is a "product" that he sells hrm? Really makes you think.

If you think that's something just download Quantum Psychology and Prometheus Rising by RAW for *free*.

This will do more to activate your almonds.

scribd.com/doc/25554331/Quantum-Psychology-Robert-Anton-Wilson

dont make me come up there and sort your ass out

Agreed, but this is also free
>reading comprehension
>Sup Forums
pick one

>This is a "product" that he sells
well it's free

>We've memed an university professor out of his mind

Is it possible we have memed too far?

>Jordan Peterson has traded his credibility among scholars for a fleeting bout of fame and fortune.
> He is an elite level scholar

But I thought science was science? Why would the quality of his scholarly work erode because he entertains politics you don't agree with?

where the fuck do you think you are???

I know it's free right now with a code you cunts. But it's only one slice of the set of courses he's selling, isn't it? And he normally charges for it, and he will charge you for the next bit.

>>reading comprehension

How ironic.

>swedish education
kek

yeah. he's such a fucking jew. you know, he also puts his lectures from UoT on youtube for free too. what a con-man.

Quick run-down: Follow the fucking directions.
You're welcome.