I was just in a group chat with some Americans and they all went offline around the same time
Did Part of America just get nuked?
Do you know where they were located?
> inb4 Commiefornia
hopefully commiefornia takes the full brunt of the nukes
no, fegit
leave some for us
No nigga, you would have had emergency broadcasts everywhere in the fucking world except for maybe Uganda or some shit. Quit being so paranoid.
>muh jews
>muh happenings
Nah. They most likely dropped you cause youre a loon
Listen dude, the west will never get nuked. If our enemies would really do that then we would defina 3092jutt42
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>then we would defina 3092jutt429
What did he mean by this?
>Nuke toothpaste
>Corner tulip trade monopoly
>Profit
I just nuked some chicken wangs, my nig
>we would defina 3092jutt42
did you just get nuked?
some dutchman just had a stroke
My brother was just stationed there. :(
All major American cities check in.
Detroit here, sadly.
New Orleans, here.
Chicago. Fuck.
Los angeles, sorry to disappoint you niggers
Missoula MT, here
Intercourse, PA
How fucked am I?
Houston here. All our oil refineries and tacos still a go.
god i hope so
If a nuclear missle goes off ANYWHERE your phone would go nuts with alerts.
harriburg still here
we're doublefucked if anything happens
You should flee to Bird In Hand, it'll be safer there.
I am in the hills of Norcal, all the radios have gone to static and I experienced a power surge. have tried to call my brother in SF but its going straight to voicemail
moderately worried lads
Hudson River Valley NY checking in
Cincinnati here
hahah real fuCDHYSNURFH477),:57!
Bay Area, nada
Everything is fine in austral
God dammit I was just about to make that joke.
My friend from Canada left our call abruptly and went immediately offline.
>have tried to call my brother in SF but its going straight to voicemail
He's out getting some cock, nothing to worry about.
nope. If anyone's getting nuked here first, it'll be me.
Atlanta reporting in
SoCal here...still baking beans
Like on 9-11? Oh wait...
TURN ON CBC SHITS GOING DOWN AHHHHHHH
Southern Arizona, all normal here.
what happened to you OH MY FUCCCAGZ$@QT#z43t-
the fuck is Missoula
1 hour away from L.A.
Nothing has happened
You're not wrong
>Amish wood dweeling fag
>you been already fucked
please be seattle please be seattle please be seattle
YES
GOD IT BURNS SO BAD
THE LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT
I CAN'T LOOK AWAY
IT' SO BEAUTIF
Toronto, reporting in
Detroit, too. Well Metro Detroit
Floridafag here, all good besides the powerplant meltdown
DC here, no nukes yet
guys I just th
same
CT checking in.
Nothings happening here, but that's just CT.
Oh wait we had the false-flag dead kids. Well that's something.
Metro, too, but we would have seent it. (I'm still in the 313, just not that 313).
Des Moines Iowa checking in. Literally midle of nowhere. Feels /comfy/ lads
Seattle here, no bombs yet.
Please be Seattle Please be Seattle Please be Seattle Please be Seattle
Jackson Michigan. You all fell for the shittiest of shitty LARPs to grace /pol.
Denver here
On the way in from the west.
answer is no. I live near a military base in Huntsville, Alabama, there would be a shit ton of noise where I am if war was starting. Not to be mention this would be an area to be nuked first. And it has not been.
If they hit belltown we're the baddies
PA-bro here, don't worry, North Korea doesn't have anything capable of directly hitting anywhere close to us
FUCK
Philly here,
can we confirm SF?
you made me think and i didnt like it
richmond, va also here.
welcome to american ISPs
St Louis here
Little Rock, Arkansas