Did Part of America just get nuked?

I was just in a group chat with some Americans and they all went offline around the same time

Do you know where they were located?
> inb4 Commiefornia

hopefully commiefornia takes the full brunt of the nukes

no, fegit

leave some for us

No nigga, you would have had emergency broadcasts everywhere in the fucking world except for maybe Uganda or some shit. Quit being so paranoid.

>muh jews
>muh happenings

Nah. They most likely dropped you cause youre a loon

Listen dude, the west will never get nuked. If our enemies would really do that then we would defina 3092jutt42
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>then we would defina 3092jutt429

What did he mean by this?

>Nuke toothpaste
>Corner tulip trade monopoly
>Profit

I just nuked some chicken wangs, my nig

>we would defina 3092jutt42
did you just get nuked?

some dutchman just had a stroke

My brother was just stationed there. :(

All major American cities check in.

Detroit here, sadly.

New Orleans, here.

Chicago. Fuck.

Los angeles, sorry to disappoint you niggers

Missoula MT, here

Intercourse, PA

How fucked am I?

Houston here. All our oil refineries and tacos still a go.

god i hope so

If a nuclear missle goes off ANYWHERE your phone would go nuts with alerts.

harriburg still here
we're doublefucked if anything happens

You should flee to Bird In Hand, it'll be safer there.

I am in the hills of Norcal, all the radios have gone to static and I experienced a power surge. have tried to call my brother in SF but its going straight to voicemail
moderately worried lads

Hudson River Valley NY checking in

Cincinnati here

hahah real fuCDHYSNURFH477),:57!

Bay Area, nada

Everything is fine in austral

God dammit I was just about to make that joke.

My friend from Canada left our call abruptly and went immediately offline.

>have tried to call my brother in SF but its going straight to voicemail

He's out getting some cock, nothing to worry about.

nope. If anyone's getting nuked here first, it'll be me.

Atlanta reporting in

SoCal here...still baking beans

Like on 9-11? Oh wait...

TURN ON CBC SHITS GOING DOWN AHHHHHHH

Southern Arizona, all normal here.

what happened to you OH MY FUCCCAGZ$@QT#z43t-

the fuck is Missoula

1 hour away from L.A.

Nothing has happened

You're not wrong

>Amish wood dweeling fag

>you been already fucked

please be seattle please be seattle please be seattle

YES

GOD IT BURNS SO BAD
THE LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT
I CAN'T LOOK AWAY
IT' SO BEAUTIF

Toronto, reporting in

Detroit, too. Well Metro Detroit

Floridafag here, all good besides the powerplant meltdown

DC here, no nukes yet

guys I just th

same

CT checking in.
Nothings happening here, but that's just CT.


Oh wait we had the false-flag dead kids. Well that's something.

Metro, too, but we would have seent it. (I'm still in the 313, just not that 313).

Des Moines Iowa checking in. Literally midle of nowhere. Feels /comfy/ lads

Seattle here, no bombs yet.

Please be Seattle Please be Seattle Please be Seattle Please be Seattle

Jackson Michigan. You all fell for the shittiest of shitty LARPs to grace /pol.

Denver here

On the way in from the west.

answer is no. I live near a military base in Huntsville, Alabama, there would be a shit ton of noise where I am if war was starting. Not to be mention this would be an area to be nuked first. And it has not been.

If they hit belltown we're the baddies

PA-bro here, don't worry, North Korea doesn't have anything capable of directly hitting anywhere close to us

FUCK

Philly here,

can we confirm SF?

you made me think and i didnt like it

richmond, va also here.

welcome to american ISPs

St Louis here

Little Rock, Arkansas