AUSTRALIA and its allies have been put on standby

Donald Trump puts Australia on North Korean rocket alert (Ready to Intercept)

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/donald-trump-puts-australia-on-north-korean-rocket-alert/news-story/9f7cd531e4dc6ea5edc7da3b68170420

fuck Australia, those fuckers keep mining Uranium selling it to everybody, Australia needs to get checked for selling uranium

Get fucked cunt

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Na fuck you you giant emu cock sucking mother licking cunt mangling Aussie abo

That's what you roo-fuckers get for backstabbing based Tone

Trump missed an opportunity to rake the leafs off of Sup Forums.

heh thanks for being cannon fodder ausbro

Bit rude.

>australia gets nuked
>population is even more mutated

>dailytelegraph
Is this real news?

THE DAY OF THE EMU APPROACHES

I thought you were our friend, father bong.

Yeah, a bit far. It doesn't matter, the country lost to a herd of Big Bird cosplayers, so I don't think they are too big of a deal.

This poor cunt got tourette syndrome it seems. You coulda came up with more creative insults you fucking trash

The fuck is this shit?

U mad human boi we gonna get you gurl when the norks invade

All that shitposting is coming back to haunt you!

(but I am coming to live there in December, plz dont get nuked.)

How can we get the best Koreans to target Melbourne specifically? And maybe parts of Sydney. But mostly Melbourne

its 10:45pm user, I had a long 11 hour day and i just want to let loose

Based emu shields

you will regret it.
almost every town and suburb in australia is full of meth addicts.

OP is subscribed to the daily telegraph hah what a faggot

Would it make a diff? Then you'd just have radioactive glowing SJW's.

>Australia gets nuked
>the spiders grow even bigger
You shouldn't touch Australia.