Well Sup Forums

Well Sup Forums,

Have you got yours ready for when shit actually hits the fan? Mines been passed down from father to son for generations, looks like I'm the end of the line.

>he's fingering boxes while I finger actual girls
pfft, get a life, loser
ok actually, I don't do either, so I guess you're one up on me

wooden poo potty?

not knowing a finger box when he sees one.
>newfag detected

This bitch has gotten me laid so many fucking times.

What do you put in yours?

What don't I put in it is the better question

Wtf is a finger box?

This made me realize Sup Forums has a very similar tone to Sup Forums back in 2011.

Your mind is not yet ready my child.

>He doesn't have a finger box

reddit reporting in

Wanted something to spice up the bedroom for the special femanon in my life so I went to a sex shop. Lo and behold they had one of these babies with not one, but TWO holes.

Wish me luck guys. We're in for a wild night.

How much did it cost?!

they were used to entertain Chinese royalty between the 2nd and 4th Ming Dynasties. They are very popular and used even today.

The heirloom passed down to me when I was 7. I will always treasure it.

I had to pawn mine to make rent one month, didn't buy it back in time... family heirloom gone forever

...

They retain their value for decades, depending on the make, model and year.

I remember when my father first let me see our families finger box.

Good times.

Sometimes they make you poop your pants

>You poor deprived bastard.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They're made out of wood sometimes.

It's a box with a hole in it.

It really is, if you think about it.

It's something I noticed ages ago. Sup Forums took all the good posters from Sup Forums around 2012 or 2013 and we've been here ever since.

Reddit caused a slow down, but the faggotry there has brought a lot of people back, and now things have cooled off from the great meme war, we've relaxed a little again.

Gamergate caused some of the high-quality posters to migrate to the other chan, myself among them, but, while they hold better political discussions over there, the lulz are still superior here.

Except for raids. Sup Forums raids don't even fucking exist anymore. :C

I got one for a steal at some widows junk/garage sale. I don't think she even knew what it was, but who is going to complain, she took 200 for it and I laughed all the way home.

Anyone know how to get rid of the with grain splinters on corners? Without ruining the finish ofc.

I've been here far too long

A box you insert your finger into. It's quite exciting.

It's a stupid Sup Forums meme where you pretend like you have one and that it's somehow cool or valuable so that normies like you ask the very question you asked.

niice.

>my fingerbox got stolen

Lying faggot detected.

To the simple minded.

> newfags don't know about finger boxes

This.

what

I keep getting crud stuck in my Fingerbox, I use alcohol swabs but they don't get the thick gunk out. I use it everyday and I had it for years, maybe it's time to invest in a new one?

My grandfather has had his for over 60 years.
he said he took it into the antiques road show once, they appraised it at 8000$.

He had them custom make it with cherry and oak, honestly I don't think I have seen a nicer looking one.

>being baited by a bait reply
lmao newfag

bro wtf you're from NZ woulda thought you'd have a fingerbox. I grew up in Christchurch, every kid had 1, 2 even!

of course I did, I mean what is that faggot talking about

Nice vintage fingerbox. That a winston-built model?

tfw my mom called my fingerbox an autism cube and sold it in a garage sale

Might as well just kill yourself now, friend. your life is over.

just kidding, don't kys, you can get nice vintage wooden models from thrift for cheap. Not as nicely textured, but good nonetheless

I just found a Doigt Boite, inscriptions date it around 1910-1915, it seems to be purple heart with pink ivory accents.

They go for 5000+, and I'm thinking about selling. That said, I am tempted to keep it... I'll never buy something this nice again.

Oh right yeah I was gonna say it'd be fuckin weird growing up in NZ without one

Soak in benzine, and then use a fine grit sandpaper all around. Let dry and re finish.

ONLY DO THIS IF ITS A CHEAP/COMMON FB, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT RUINING THE PATINA ON A VINTAGE PIECE

Mine got stolen
>mein gaught stolein

dude holy fuck i've seen good quality Boites at 10k+, hold onto it it'll only increase in price

ayo makes the best nu-era fingerboxes

>shitty finger box meme thread
>not a single "i stick my dick in it" post
you disappoint me. sage.