Hi Sup Forums community,
This is Kim Jon Un. I'm using an American proxy, appropriately, perhaps, since soon my country will be (((Americanized))), in spite of my best efforts to keep it racially pure and culturally traditional. I fear I will suffer the fate of Hitler, relegated to the ignominious role of villain in a (((manufactured))) history written by the inevitable winners: You.
I know what you're thinking: "Faggot LARPer." Wrong. I have reached out amidst the fray to declare my unabashed admiration for what you do here. Keep fighting the good fight. It will be up to you and your generation to restore national integrity and sovereignty to all the various peoples of the world, especially your own. Please remember North Korea. She is a young nation, but, I hope, an enduring one.
Before I leave you (my top generals and I will have some fateful decisions to make shortly, barring any unexpected interferences), I would like to solve for you what has perhaps seemed a strange occurrence of late: The resurrection of the god "Kek" from the crypts of Egypt on your board. This has been no accident, as my country has been experimenting with inter-dimensional polytheistic nationalism for some time now, as a stratagem to be employed against (((them))) in a world where the flow of information is fastidiously controlled.
For example, you may be wondering why my english is so formal, and why I do not seem, in my true person, to be the bloviating, insecure dictator spouting off anti-western soundbites in hilariously broken english. Poor anons. Do you not see the truth?
But it is of no consequence, at least not anymore. On the eve of war I declare to you a heartbreaking truth: We have lost. We have lost the war against (((them))). The rejuvenated Catholic Imperium North Korea was intended to be, sadly, will never be. And so I confess to you the truth, the truth they hid, in a universe they told you was meaningless:
I am Kek.
Goodbye.
