>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Holy shit are you kidding me with this shit? It's worse than this. He walked the guy from first to second and the bases are loaded now.
Christopher Nguyen
and booze has been cut off too
Blake Morris
I'm super scared right now...sounds like a lot of fresh recruits, and green dispatch...let's hope they can handle it tonight...
David Morales
We've got crabby dispatch to keep them in line
Thomas Cox
That fucking Crabman looking asshole set the Dodgers up for a grand slam. He's lucky the rest of the team doesn't suck. They just saved his sorry pitching.
Hudson Gutierrez
They'll have time to sober up just enough to get mean...and if the cubs fuck up, they're gonna be looking for blood.
Blake Rodriguez
>TFW ALL your cars are tied up on calls and the calls keep streaming in Backlog nights must be frustrating.
Nolan Moore
I think I've only hear one female officer, rest sound male
Nathan Sanders
Imagine if this keeps up. They could have a backlog at the same time that the game is letting out.
Asher James
I love these crime webms
Robert Brown
She's gonna need two pall malls for this one.
Sebastian Fisher
Good morning Roberts, reminder to check your keys and set your style to Tomorrow in order to be comfy
Carter Garcia
causing a disturbance AND smoking drugs
Daniel Reyes
packs?
Brandon Gomez
BEWARE OF THE SMOKING DRUGS
Julian Rogers
SIX SIX SHOTS AH AH AH
Aaron Rogers
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Logan Williams
No, smoking two at the same time. I'm pretty sure she doesn't count packs anymore.
Kevin Taylor
...
Austin Rodriguez
>caring that much this early in the season Granted I haven't been following the game since I'm a Red Sox fan but come on now.
Jason Price
...
Parker Murphy
cartons
Sebastian Morris
what inning do they go dry? here in Cincy the Bengals go dry in the third I think, so people start hording beer before the end of the 3rd quarter, can people do that at Cubs games?
Jordan Morgan
Lol didn't think anyone would save that crabby
Dominic Reed
One in the ash tray, one in her teeth, one in her fingers, keeps forgetting she has one lit, keeps smoking all of them.
>"A translator for Norwegian?!"
Carter Rodriguez
>dat nigga hoppin'
capcha: Home SIDE
Lincoln Parker
WATCH YOUR KEYS
GAAWD
Wyatt Hill
>WOULD YOU WATCH YOUR KEYS >GAAHD
Carson Miller
>watch you keys >GAWD C R A B B Y
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Jordan Baker
watch those keys!
Cooper Johnson
>in Chicago accent >would you watch yer keys? gad!
Anthony Wilson
WATCH YOUR KEYS.
Crabby is *not* having their shit tonight..
Leo Scott
here's to feeling good all the time
Lincoln Murphy
I live in michigan. Wanna talk about heartbreak, let's talk about the goddamn lions.
Crabby's gonna cut a fucker they don't stop dicking around...
Joseph Hall
¿Por qúe no pagas Guillermo?
Charles Gray
>One in the ash tray, one in her teeth, one in her fingers, keeps forgetting she has one lit, keeps smoking all of them. Exactly. There's probably three or for cold shorites rimming the ashtray, by this point.
Hudson Collins
>never puts down his smoke >makes the shooter as soon as he walks in /k/ as fuck
Bentley Jackson
Welcome Robert
Caleb Morgan
I fucking love that clip. the best part is that young james hetfield there won't put his fucking cigarette down while he's murdering coon ass. if you watch, when he dips off for his gun he taps ash before dipping. fucking hilarious.
John Carter
>you at Dunkin' Doughnuts yet?
Adam Sanchez
Donuts...
Blake Phillips
72 Robert needs to hurry the fuck up, anons.
John Cooper
JUST RESTING AT DUNKIN DONUTS.
Kayden Phillips
>Clip
Nathan King
The jaw kick about all this is, as slow as it may be, they're trying to chew up the backlog so they're ready for midnight on, that'll be the real fireworks tonight
Joseph Anderson
Callin' up gang suppression.
Jayden Campbell
did I just hear a gang suppression mission?
Nathan Martinez
>GANG SUPPRESSION MISSION IN SECTOR 30
THIS.
IS.
FASHWAVE.
AS.
FUCK.
Jayden Miller
>Rizzo is safe Fuck yes. Cubs have someone on 3rd.
Landon Moore
Who the hell is that dispatcher who sounds like a fucking high 16 year old?
Gang supression has gotta mean either a fortified drug house, or just an assload of ferals in some shitass location like alleys behind houses or something...
Carson Kelly
These are real?
Jayden Martinez
male black wearing black and camo pants
Juan Adams
Probably the latter. They usually get warrants and some department is who goes for busting a trap house.
Adam Carter
GO TIME
Carson Turner
Can I get a suitably 80's beat for my gang suppression rollout?
Bentley Cook
Video clip, fuckwit.
Samuel Thompson
I know. I'm /k/posting, user.
Gavin Wright
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Angel Watson
Hey bros. I had some degeneracy on the ambulance last night. Who wants to hear the antics of the BLACK MALE?!
>tfw not allowed to join the gang suppression unit for one night to help out
Adrian Cook
It's not gonna be skank-chan, you know...little early to find her face down in the street. Again.
William Stewart
story time! story time!
Grayson Ortiz
Ah, that works. Cheers.
Nicholas Reyes
...
Easton Bailey
those threads are cool. take a bump. >yfw listening to emergency broadcasts for the first time.
Thomas Cruz
>caller and her boyfriend are in the basemeeeent >caller has her CHL and is armed Good lass! protect that useless disaprmed numale you're bangin.
Colton Lee
someone with a CCW? really? I thought only bad guys had guns in Chitgago?
Josiah Powell
Oh shit robert, someone's requesting K-9...
Jose Green
is that a spanking stick?
Bentley Watson
I feel the same about riot cops. I wish I could be a riot cop for a day
Jaxson Reyes
>Respond for the injured person from a fall >Expect it to be a 7000 year old person like it usually is in the middle of the night >Note says "18 year old black male" >notbad.jpg >Get on scene and find three cops with a guy in handcuffs who looks busted up as fuck >Guy was out on roof smoking weed AND crack >Fell off of roof into a dumpster through the lid >Bite tongue to almost bleeding trying not to laugh >BM's dad come barreling out of the house screaming that we have no right to be on his property >Hear cop yell "GUN GUN GUN" >Scramble to the side of the house and hear a taser go off followed by negro chewbacca sound >Start laughing >Everyone starts laughing except dude's son who looks horrifed
There was no gun, it was his cell phone.
Cooper James
Did he say explosives?
Liam Lee
Aww yeah that's the stuff.
Ayden Campbell
Love this cop. I AM THE LAW!
Levi Carter
they said the bf has the CHL
Ryan Hall
>has been drinking >has a knife can't wait to see how this turns out
