/bkg/ Best Korea General Kim Jong Boom Edition

As we are nearing the next Korea war and the situation is ongoing I assume it's time for this.


WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR:
>NK did a lot of ICBM testing over the last year and is getting better at it.
>They claim to have a new ICBM nearly ready that can reach the US.
>Trump sees NK as one of the biggest threats to US.
>Trump meets with China's Xi and they agree that NK must be denuclearised.
>US aircraft carrier / navy strike team is nearing NK atm.
>Kim threatens they will nuke it out of the water and level Seoul.


SITUATION WITH NK:
>If everbody lets NK continue their nuclear program they will have effective ICBMs with nuclear warheads in quite a short time. Multiple experts and even Israel had to admit that their progress was quite good over the last year. Once they reach that point they will be able to pressure the US and other countries. This is unacceptable for many countries and won't happen.

>If NK gets invaded to disable the nuclear program chances are high Seoul, one of the biggest cities in the world (10mio gooks), would be laid to ashes either by a nuke or artillery, since it's extremely close to the NK border. Same goes for other cities and bases in Japan.

>A regime change can't be done for the same reasons: As soon as the leaders of NK would realize their end is coming they would go batshit crazy.

>Same goes for trade pressure / starving them with help from China e.g. since again, when the NK government would realize their reign is coming to an end they would probably kamikaze the whole country.

>Preemptive nuclear strike disabling any chances to react is impossible, since it would draw the attention of the whole world, anger many countries, make China go batshit crazy and has overall horrible implications since millions of civilians would die.

Other urls found in this thread:

theglobeandmail.com/news/world/south-korea-warns-of-greater-provocations-by-north-korea-as-tensions-rise/article34662939/
cnn.com/2017/04/10/politics/us-aircraft-carrier-carl-vinson-north-korea-strike-capabilities/index.html
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/north-korea-ready-for-war-us-navy-redeploys
foxnews.com/world/2017/04/11/north-korea-vows-catastrophic-consequences-for-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399076/China-deploys-150-000-troops-North-Korea-border.html
thesun.co.uk/news/3304141/china-sends-150000-troops-to-north-korea-border-over-fears-donald-trump-may-strike-kim-jong-un-after-missile-attack-on-syria/
chosun.com/
121.167.43.161/chosun
youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4
businessinsider.com/map-of-the-day-how-north-korea-could-destroy-seoul-in-two-hours-2010-5?op=1&IR=T/#d-theyre-all-aimed-at-seoul-2
youtube.com/watch?v=XT5jo7aZzTw
youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38
cnbc.com/2017/04/11/north-koreas-annual-parliamentary-meeting.html
reuters.com/article/us-china-northkorea-coal-exclusive-idUSKBN17D0D8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

CURRENT NEWS:
>South Korea warns of ‘greater provocations’ by North Korea as tensions rise
theglobeandmail.com/news/world/south-korea-warns-of-greater-provocations-by-north-korea-as-tensions-rise/article34662939/

>North Korea issues warning as US strike group heads to Korean Peninsula
cnn.com/2017/04/10/politics/us-aircraft-carrier-carl-vinson-north-korea-strike-capabilities/index.html

>North Korea 'ready for war' after US navy strike team redeploys
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/north-korea-ready-for-war-us-navy-redeploys

>North Korea vows 'catastrophic consequences' for US aircraft carrier dispatch
foxnews.com/world/2017/04/11/north-korea-vows-catastrophic-consequences-for-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch.html
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/north-korea-ready-for-war-us-navy-redeploys

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A legitimate thread? Forget it, everybody is busy with WW3 LARPing right now.

One can try. But yes, the LARP is strong atm.

>thread is just Germans

sage and don't bump

Also tabloids are reporting that China is gathering troops:

>China 'deploys 150,000 troops to deal with possible North Korean refugees over fears Trump may strike Kim Jong-un following missile attack on Syria'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399076/China-deploys-150-000-troops-North-Korea-border.html

>SHOW OF FORCE China sends ‘150,000 troops to North Korea border over fears Donald Trump may strike Kim Jong-un after missile attack on Syria’
thesun.co.uk/news/3304141/china-sends-150000-troops-to-north-korea-border-over-fears-donald-trump-may-strike-kim-jong-un-after-missile-attack-on-syria/


Afaik still not confirmed by reliable sources.

>be burger
>still afraid of germans
feels good man

Hahahahahahaha Australia is safe fuckers.

Only with the CURRENT gen of ICBMs. Kim claims the next ones will reach US west coast and Australia. He says they are already ready, but since they have not been tested yet noone knows.

Kill yourself and your siblings

Military experts assume that NK could level Seoul in 20 minutes just with artillery btw.

That would be quite a small time window to get rid of the artillery, which is hard to hit since it is hidden in mountains as it seems.

>not fighting for best Korea when shit hits the fan
These people exist??

IS CHOSUN WORKING FOR ANYONE?

yep, working for me.
chosun.com/

holy shit i hope the norks nuke seoul

i want to see a city get nuked in my lifetime, i want to see some fried gook

What if we use The Art of the Deal?

That's not the chosun I'm referring to

4K HD

what do you mean by this post you jap slant bastard

Just got this picture from my aunt's ex boyfriend in South Korea. It's fucking happening.

SUPREME LEADER AND DEAR LEADER WILL NEVER LET US DOWN!

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ah, you are talking 121.167.43.161/chosun

oooke... I can't reach it right now.. uhm....

that would be the first thing we attack. I gotta believe they would use nukes on them to ensure seoul takes as little damage as possible

Afaik it is not clear where Nk's nuclear weapons are stored exactly, so nuking the artillery to save Seoul would probably kill Seoul because NK would send a nuke...

they would send a nuke anyway

Your own picture shows that Seoul is out of range of almost every North Korean artillery piece.

Only the north suburbs are in danger.

Were fucked

>implying BEST KOREA won't invade the US

youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4

Stylish flag desu

Thing is I'm actually pretty sure if South Korea crossed the border and violated the ceasefire we might see NK soldiers defect in a major way.

Slapheads are smart, they're not buying the propaganda.

Thing is, even if Kim launches the rocket, will we see anyone retaliate? Who wants to be the man who ends the world? Nukes will fly undoubtedly, but will they fly back? I doubt even China is that dumb.

That's why MAD is effective, nobody wants to end the world aside from mental cases.

And even then, say Kim launches a rocket at just picking a place at random, Hollywood, won't the states shoot it down? Who doesn't want to be the guy who gets the heroism of shooting down a fucking Nuke and halting the apocalypse?

Skepticism aside I'm still scared as fuck about Nuclear Fire.

businessinsider.com/map-of-the-day-how-north-korea-could-destroy-seoul-in-two-hours-2010-5?op=1&IR=T/#d-theyre-all-aimed-at-seoul-2

>Most artillery sites won't reach Seoul... but at least 17 larger guns will

>NK also has mobile artillery sites

>NK artillery site can be hard to detect


But yeah, it seems its not THAT easy for NK. Also it would take 2 hours not 20minutes. But you could always load artillery with a nuke:

youtube.com/watch?v=XT5jo7aZzTw

I doubt Trump has a lot of taste for targeted assassination and statecraft. But I do know he likes complicated business negotiations and media spectacle.

What if he cooked up something with Kim and Xi and Abe? America "invades" and China "defends" North Korea. China occupies NK "just in case America tries again", keeps Kim as beloved figurehead and starts the slow process of South Korean reunification.

America withdraws from Asia and cedes regional cop duties to China, resulting in big $avings. Japan spends a bunch of money to build a military to replace America's withdrawals, solving for both deflation and regional stability.

It looks flashy, little loss of life, increased regional stability, everyone ends up looking clever.

Pic related

>nodong
eheheheheh

Nothing to worry about. Just business as usual.

Alright, you win. Thanks for the links

works for me

A very well formulated response. Thanks nip bro

Cheers

I don't believe that Xi said they need to be denuclearized but said that something needs to be done. Of course that doesn't mean we will see any action from China. Trump needs to negotiate with NK. They need to quit the anti-NK propaganda in the west and quit the anti-America propaganda in NK. NK is a nuclear power and we need to learn to work with them. Kim Jong Un isn't crazy like the western media says he is either.

the song playing on NK tv right now is quite sad... This could be the end for them

Sounds breddy gud to me indeed.
Kind of the best case scenario I guess.

Hm you might be right, Tillerson was the one talking about denuclearisation if I remember correctly.

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I don't understand this though, don't they already have subs? Can't they put those subs on the west coast and hit us that way?

>tfw on the other side of the planet.

How do we know that China, North Korea, South Korea, and Japan aren't going to just join forces and zerg rush the American Navy?

>legitimizing nork leadership and ceding real power to them
i don't think so, tim

Live stream right here fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

Thanks for link!

Brutifu frowers rait nau!

>NK artillery site can be hard to detect

SK has radar systems that detect incoming artillery shells and determine where they came from. NK guns won't get off more than a few shells each before our counter-battery artillery fire destroys them.

Yeah America wants the nukes gone. China is afraid of regime change. No nuclear powers really want a new member into their special club for many reasons. We are already fighting them with economic sanction, propaganda and maybe deepstate but they have prevailed anyways. This is the reality of nuclear weapons, it causes paralysis for nations. They will talk a big game and no matter how bad they want a war it can really never get to that point with another nuclear power.

To make it worse NK can fire on the city from the far side of mountains.

Who here /comfy/ for ww3 when best korea takes over the world

lknlnklnnkllkn

Top shelf thread Ahmed. You're doing us proud.
>the nostalgia feel in this thread

Pics with timestamp or proxy, Kim.

What makes you think anybody has a choice? We MIGHT be able to attack NK and that is a HUGE maybe. Kim isn't crazy and the US knows it, they dont want to risk 10s of millions of lives.

> 2018 Winter Olympics in Seoul
> NHL announces it wont allow it players to participate
> NHL commish is Jewish and very wealthy
> Jews know jews and they do jewwy things including protecting their money
> Bettman kept NHL players from going because his Jew buddies told him Seoul will get nuked during Olympics

I'm not even kidding. First time in 20 years the NHL isn't allowing it's players to go to the Olympics. The dude is no doubt in good with lots of powerful Jews, and he is protecting his business by keeping his players alive.

Bushido for niggers?

R A R E
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

your about to get suicided m8.
be careful

Why the fuck is Seoul so close to NK then? That is just asking to be nuked

I kinda have a feeling were gonna get fucked from this

I have this feeling that Jim Jong Un will die suddenly. Perhaps he'll be poisoned. There has to be someone sane near him that realizes not all Koreans should pay the price because #3 Fatty (it's what they call him) is crazier than rest of his family.

Why doesn't China sit down with NK and explain they cut the shit or they'll feel the force of the American military budget crush their presumably tiny yellow balls? I mean if it's super well publicised and the whole world will know if they decide on taking their chances who can blame anyone for raining atomic hell fire on such a dangerous angry fat kid wanna be dictator? Just my opinion.

You might be on to something here.
Maybe that is the reason why Trump tries to deal with NK THIS year?

Olympics would indeed be a great chance for Kim to let shtf.

It depends if they have tanks on the high ground. Getting a bio flank is good but if they can't get to high ground they're dead. If they zone the south out with some liberators it will be even more difficult to engage. I would recommend a strong air game with enough vikings to take theirs and clean up the liberators to make a good clearing to assault the tanks on the high ground.

Congrats, true to your flag, you managed to post the most retarded comment in this thread thus far.

10/10 post haha. Thank you for your good humor, japanbro.

To annoy the norks

Jews arent going because NK is national socialist and they name the jew

don't worry guys, chilean army gonna save you.

Interesting...

alert! : North Korean ships head home after China orders coal returned

Chinese sanctions?

Psst wanna join the /goodguys/

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You really want followers this bad?

Don't nuke Japan, please.
At least let the nips release Dragon Quest XI in the west before nuking them.

I'm OP and follow this twitter for a while. It's quite ok for info gathering, seen worse.

CURRENT NEWS:

>North Korea holds annual parliamentary meeting amid US pressure

>"The fact that this meeting is timed to coincide with the fifth anniversary of Kim's accession to power may mean that it will seek to underline his achievements and supremacy,"

>On Tuesday, acting South Korean President Hwang Kyo-ahn warned that the parliamentary meeting could invite yet another North Korean nuclear test.

>Two annual events around this time of year — joint military exercises between Seoul and Washington and the birthday of North Korea's founding father Kim Il-sung on April 15 — typically incite demonstrations of Pyongyang's military capabilities.

cnbc.com/2017/04/11/north-koreas-annual-parliamentary-meeting.html


April 15th could turn out to be fun.

Oh look it's another braindead Christian from interracial Germany who thinks he's moral judgement, to judge North Korea, when North Korea pretty much surpasses German degeneracy in pretty much everything. GTFO degenerate and fix your own country, your marriage, your extreme lust for African penis and get some selfrespect your Christian homosexual excusing morons who destroy Europe. Have you checked the amount of fat people in Germany?
Here let me remind you.

uh oh...

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

Best Korea TV talking chemicals.

Nice proxy, dear leader

Seconded for plz no bully

CURRENT NEWS:
It seems China is already starting trade pressure.

>A fleet of North Korean cargo ships is heading home to the port of Nampo, the majority of it fully laden, after China ordered its trading companies to return coal from the isolated country, shipping data shows.

reuters.com/article/us-china-northkorea-coal-exclusive-idUSKBN17D0D8

USA, Germany is fatter than North Korea. that's a fact.
USA, Germany is more degenerate than North Korea, that's a fact.
USA, Germany creates wars, not North Korea, that's a fact.
USA, Germany has much worse family life than North Korea, that's a fact.
USA, Germany has more drug addict than North Korea, that's a fact.
I don't see anything where USA, Germany is better than North Korea. You are literally promoting some degenerate Christianity as savior, when it created nothing in existence that benefited Europe, not to mention you North Korea is better in every way than you are.
Also North Korea has less crime and pollution than USA, Germany.
Your argument is invalid. North Korea has every right to nuke your degenerate interracial warmongers. You have no right.

>Australia is the safest country in the world even though they deserve to be nuked the most
Really makes me rage a bit to be honest.

AMERICA IS PIG DISGUSTING

It sure is, i am not even joking.

>Hi Slovenia!

Most of Europe are the enemies. The only ones who were enlightened were Nazi Germany and Japan was cool before over-westernization.

Its ok im secretly tsun for you

THE NEWS IS ON QUICK GET IN HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

>Once they reach that point they will be able to pressure the US and other countries.

What does this nebulous 'pressure' even mean? The same pressure the permanent security council over Germany for example?

>If NK gets invaded
No nuclear country has ever been invaded. The very deterrence provided by the original weapon of mass destruction is against massed infantry formations needed for an invasion to happen, i.e. to not only take but hold land. Bunch up occupying battalions on the clay of a nuclear power and risk seeing them vaporized, a scenario not even available in Hiroshima and Nagasaki when americans vaporized civilians occupying their own homes.

But yes, a never before seen military maneuver of such scale will surely happen, thank kek we lived just in time to see it.

no it wasnt

Hello 2006

damn where do you get those dank North Korean proxies?