G'day ya kangaroo fuckers How the fuck ya doing cunt? Today the cold has taken a hold on Australia and we won't have to endure the summer for another few months, thank fuck. If you're in QLD this doesn't apply to you.
>pedophile boozehound derryn hintch tells millennial that we will never own a home despite the fact the fat cunt probably owns 10 investment properties
PLS RESPOND YOU GOON SWILLING ROO'S WE'RE ALL BUDS HERE
Luke Sanchez
s m h.com.au/nsw/animal-justice-party-mp-mark-pearson-admits-i-strayed--for-that-morsel-20170410-gvhrss.html
>He is the first member of the Animal Justice Party to be elected to an Australian parliament, but now Mark Pearson's credibility is being attacked by angry vegans after he was spotted eating seafood at a Japanese restaurant.
>"There was some fish on one of the dishes and I had a bit of it," he told Fairfax Media.
>"I strayed for that moment; for that morsel. It's all over. I think the people in the party have forgiven me and now we have to get on and do the work for animals."
hmmm
Lincoln Edwards
what a traitor i hope the veggos kill him and eat him
Colton Howard
Took a shower this morning and there was steam everywhere.
The cold weather has officially arrived mates.
Gonna have to get my beanie out soon too.
Josiah Evans
you think you're cold cunt try living in melbourne cunt
Lincoln Fisher
>surprised that warm shower produce steam
I see you're from the NT
Jaxson Roberts
won't be cold this Easter when it gets nuked
Ryan Diaz
CUNT IT'S PROPER CHILLY DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH CHILLY AS FUCK A GOOD AMOUNT OF STEAM IS EXPECTED
Andrew Russell
>implying cunts would nuke the worlds cultural capital
maybe alice springs, but melbourne is safe because we've got all the educated people
Christian James
bumping for shitposting glory where the fuck are my auscunts
Oliver Evans
People are put off by your trollish and stupid tone.
Landon Parker
>still putting on my air con in QLD
I just wanna move to tasmania desu lads
Sebastian Stewart
This is the sort of thing that goes down in Perth these days thanks to immigration.
Cold is much worse than heat. Hot weather makes you horny and feel alive.
David Brooks
Freezing me knackers off in Melbourne. Righto fuck this joint, it's a bloody disgrace m8.
I'm doing a runner to South America lads. Sun, big bums, ice cold beers on the beach on the daily. Fuck oath. >might have less 8 legged bastards in me bedroom over there too, cunts just keep coming like Chinese students
Isaac Hill
Fuck off cunt, its freezing up here at night. I had to put the pedestal fan on 1.
Dominic Barnes
cunt's fucked.
Anthony Flores
My nut hairs are sharp pointy icicles at this point.
Luis Martinez
I been hoarding goon, vegemite, ciggies, guzzoline and S&M gear. Who else /survivingWW3/ here?
Adrian Ward
no cunt i'm a genius you just don't appreciate my bantz you unaustralian prick
>aircon >this time of year freezing down south, cunt
no i fucking hate the heat and i especially hate humidity
yeah cunt it's right cold here
Jonathan Morgan
Shut up faggot
This.
Ryder Scott
It's a bit chilly down here in Newcastle but seriously quit your bitching. Would you rather have the heat back?
Jayden Long
>hating abos
Bentley Bell
Im so despondent about the future lads. Hold me. All I care about playing footy and lifting weights and my dream of living in a cosy New England suburb might not be feasible.
Gabriel Rodriguez
thanks for sticking up for me against the gook, friend
this guy knows whats up
Brandon Baker
>Newcastle Port Stephens here buddy
Robert Parker
Cobbers
Jacob Price
stop ya whinging ya prick eater people have survived tougher shit throughout history sure we won't live in abject luxury like the boomers but we will carry on as usual like the cockroach tier race humans are
challenge makes for stronger cunts anyway
William Reed
There is no future in this country tbqh, just try and make the most of what you have now.
Dylan Howard
cunt
Mason Morgan
Got a 1500 word essay due friday lads. Topic isnt too hard but not motivated at all and hard to write anything without blatantly ripping off sources desu
Jose Nguyen
>living in dandenong shitbox apartment >hear shitskins talking in their poo language >feel subdued rage at boomers who let these shitniggers in >drink goon to escape from feels
who else?
Alexander Hill
what's the topic? why haven't you learnt to paraphrase like a pro yet? are you a retard?
Hunter Robinson
sounds like you need some dexies nigga
Alexander Powell
Shits fucked m8, and those bloody Queenslanders lob up here and piss and moan about the sunshine. What a bunch of poofter bastards
>tfw want to live in warm QLD >tfw no based QLD user to drink beer and freeze nuts off with in Melb Inb4 melb is cancer cunt you can fucken stay there
Aaron Jenkins
What type of cunt sets a due date before a public holiday?
Tell your tutor to go fuck themselves.
Jaxon Campbell
ascii code in your essay fools plagiarism checkers
Luke Watson
Who else /mourningtheirlostandwastedyouth/ here?
Nicholas Edwards
well op fucked up other thread with his autism so i guess i will use this thread
Jackson Brown
im from qld but im too autistic to spend time with cunts
Charles Hill
how did you waste it? if you spent it getting high and playing viyda, you didn't waste it, you just enjoyed it the only way an incel beta can.
Liam Thompson
that's what you get for copy and pasting the thread i made yesterday you uninspired cunt maybe you should try being original if that's not too hard you retarded kangaroo
Adrian Gomez
Say, those are some nice lambs you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to them.
Brayden Myers
Anytime digger. No softcocks round here on /auspol/
Nathaniel Reed
tfw I walked down a street in my suburb today and saw no whites
Such is life on the North Shore.
Bentley Bell
>lambs >not prime beef back to nz cunt
Robert Sullivan
Going up to QLD for the week starting this Friday, don't know what I'm more excited for, the warmth or the fact that I don't have to slave away at work.
Tyler Cooper
it wasnt even me dude i dont even
Justin Ramirez
bump
Juan Perry
don't lie poofta neck yourself before you cp my threads again
Anthony Reyes
Burger Rings are Australian?!!!!!!!!!!!??!! My fucking life is a lie!!
Alexander Gutierrez
Fuck that shit mate its pretty cool in the morning up here
Nolan Lewis
Cunt.
Carson Nguyen
> Get minutely colder in Perth > Immediately get sick
I fucking hate cold weather so much holy shit
Michael Richardson
fuck qld and fuck the uneducated bogans who live there
Juan Sanders
u need meds mate for real
Logan Anderson
Fucking CUNT!
John Bailey
holy shit was last winter cold or what i almost had to not wear a wife beater and shorts.. almost
Tyler Johnson
You people get cold easily.
Jeremiah Robinson
>Prime That's part of the yank USDA meat standards ya cunt. We use MSA here, do you even steak?
Owen Moore
didnt entirely waste it thanks to having a fantastic group of friends, but ive done very little for the last few years apart from working shitty casual jobs and going to the occasional concert
now most of my friends have left town (newcastle) to work in the mines, ect. and i see them once every 6 months, if that. i still havent found a permanent job in my field of study (engineering) and it doesnt look like im alone given the current unemployment figures (thanks engineering australia rofl). ill probably end up stacking shelves or work some sort of wagecuckery job for the rest of my life. its just taken way too long for me to accept that
Dominic Martinez
basically having to wear clothes is too cold for me
Brody Myers
how old? everyone is retarded until 25 anyway not a lot you can miss out on if you get your shit together starting at age 25
had to marry my ex tho..
Jaxon Harris
ech
Jeremiah Long
Why can't you cunts live on a mountain like the rest of the White people, stop living in shitskin climates.
Angel Diaz
Enjoy watching QLDers rock up in melb winter and realize they don't own any jumpers/trackies >freeze to death on their way down the plane offramp
David Cook
Fair enough m8
>dandenong You're up shit creek living there ausbro, have a (you) and a thumbs up
Sounds like you need a trip to SEA, young Aussie bloke can live like a king there on the cheap and have a shitload of fun
Aaron Phillips
How many REAL TRUE BLUES we got in here buncha fuckin foreigners
Lincoln Cook
Why'd you marry your ex?
James Diaz
i mean my dad is off the boat european anyway so you know, actual australians are pretty inbred and bogan like 2bh
Jason Stewart
This is our country now, skip.
Welcome to Wogstralia.
Caleb Wood
she was good enough was sick of not waking up next to someone i got along with
Jaxson Allen
Not an Aussie, but I listen to John Williamson and my great great grandad used to not feed his abo workers.
Connor Myers
Reminder that if you support the Adani mine you're a disgusting bootlicker and a terrible Australian because: •Adani is proven to keep its money in offshore acounts, meaning very little to no tax will be paid by them •Turncoat has already assured Adani $1 billion to open the mine, more than it will even generate for Australia •The mine will secure shit all jobs for Australias •The mine will bring increased immigration from Indians with working visas •Adani, like all Indians, can't poo in the loo and has dismal environmental records •The mine involves dredging the reef, results in tons of destruction •The reef provides significantly more jobs than the mine ever will •Annastasia Polowolowaz has assured Adani unlimited free ground water
What kind of cuck nationalist would take the deal?
Brayden Smith
Pretty much. First day in months i haven't been bare foot everywhere. As soon as the shoes come on = cold
Ethan White
>tfw no qld bf
Jacob Garcia
Nice one mate, catch some rays and have a beer for me! Enjoy.
watched The Castle yesterday for its 20th anniversary lad
Noah Allen
You lebs will be the 2nd to hang after the chinks when the day of the rope comes.
Ethan Taylor
classic Sydney
Justin James
In Australia.
Logan Turner
who was in the wrong here?
Zachary Torres
bump
Liam Lee
>The Hint was in "Blue" Does he come from a place with a blue flag ?
You misunderstand the power battle being waged.
Good enough, Not sure about the John Williamson tho.
Jackson Foster
Did that cunt just open a packet of bacon in the store?
Aaron Allen
Coles
Aaron Cooper
>tfw whiteys in parliament won't change 18C because of lobbying from Lebanese and other ethnic groups
Dream on, Pauline. We're calling the shots in this country now.
Alexander Cox
Is it simple in its beauty, or beautiful in its simplicity?
Colton Reed
That bloke is bogan as fuck and not helping our cause in the slightest
Ethan Watson
((((((Educated)))))))
Colton Brown
God
Anthony Jackson
>The Castle Melbourne cancer.
Xavier Myers
him for taking a picture of himself in the act
Isaac Ross
This guy looks rough as fuck, but what he is doing is truly heroic.
Good on him.
Christopher Foster
that's the spirit lads
Camden Gomez
This is Australia not some kinda wishy washy democracy You misunderstand our system.
Blake Stewart
>>the tax payer needs to fork out 1 billion for a privately owned mine I HATE OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENT SO DAMN MUCH! CENTRIST KEYNESIAN FAGGOTS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
