Nuclear war

i am high ranking officer in the military, i just warned all of my friends and now im warning you anonymously because i just cant believe this is happening. start stocking up on canned food in water. the worst event to ever happen in human history will be tomorrow

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sweet

Yes, sir, your warning is much appreciated.

>I am a high ranking officer in the military

You are not fooling anyone op

nice try op, but, there will be no happening

Judging by your grammar, you must be a Marine. I think you need to lay off the glue and crayons. They've gone to your brain.

OP runs a prepping onlineshop

My dad works at nintendo and he says you're full of shit.

I hope there's nuclear war.

I have finals next week and I'm not ready.

this
but more likely this

You write like you're 8 years old.

real shit?

This shall be fun. I'll be waiting. Bye Bye you amerifags!

My jewish friend says you are lying

It's another larpening episode. Yeah I'm sure the first thing that came to mind was to warn pol. Here's the (you) you so desperately crave.

>the worst event to ever happen in human history will be tomorrow

why does it always end up on a workday

>Trust a jew
Kek

You just made my threat matrix, buddy.

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GENOCIDE ALL LARPERS, FUCK LARPERS THEY SHOULD ALL BE PARACHUTED INTO NORTH KOREA AND RAPED BY KIM, FUCK YOU HAPPENING LARPING NIGGERS YOURE ALWAYS WRONG AND YOURE FUCKING GAY AS SHIT

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PROVE IT

Larping faggot

sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays

The nuclear codes are still encrypted under the entire bitcoin blockchain.

Nobody has them except me.

>high ranking officer
>writes like an elementary student
Checks out guys, buckle up!

finally, the jewropean jewnion can rise

We're saving up all our weapons to launch an attack on Mars.

That planet has deadly aliens on it.

Martians must die!

can confirm I am a general of the ranger delta seals.

ayylmao here, some of you are alright, don't go to the equator to the southern icecap tomorrow.

OP's a faggot but there might be some truth to his faggotry. Our troops (Romania) in Afghanistan were supposed to stay there for another 5 months and then others would've come in their place and now they're coming home in two days without any of them being replaced. So we are just taking our troops out of there.

>This hasn't been on the news yet, I don't know it's going to be, I know it because my best friend is there and he just told me.

Here's your new text message ring tone.

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You're welcome.

commandey rogers reporting in, let's get tucked away in the bunkey undeywey

hey guys trump here using UK vpn, no war im actually on NK and syria side

I'm pretty sure we're done with Afghanistan

Yeah whatever faggot.

my uncle works for the america department of emergencies and said we r all gonna die

copy and paste this to 20 different ppl or else

>>canned food in water

OK. Wait, what?

>canned food in water. How the fuck do you store food?

your ip says otherwise

Nice larp

i just need a blanket and some tea

Don't forget to bring a towel.

These LARPing posts are the same reason we no longer trust any military action the US takes. They've cried wolf so many times that when they actually do something right we still suspect fuckery

South Amerifags surely quiet in these threads. They no want whitey refugees?

Prepper is just another word for Jew.
>hoard food and wealth
>at the fist sign of trouble run and hide

Shia here

Semper fi asshole. How dare you attack the core? Who the fuck are you anonymous internet loser? How have you made something of your life? So let's see, some marine pissed you off once so now you think you sound all cool acting like you know a thing or two huh? I hope you know that only a true bag of trash would ever just judge a marine like that. Please go reevaluate your entire purpose in this life, something isn't working for you pal.

Should he prepare for the storm?

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Everyone knows nukes don't exist.

>What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Even higher ranking officer in the military here to warn you that OP's father owns a canned goods factory, and op is just trying to help him out. However, tomorrow will not be an uneventful day. Papa John's pizza will be announcing a permanent 10% military discount at all participating Papa John's pizza restaurants.

He's actually right.

Shill BTFO

1)What time zone?
2)Does it involve NK?
3)???
4) Why Sup Forums specifically?

Ye ye just like the other 200 times you nerd lords posted about some HABBENING.