I have a huge crush on a muslim girl in my college class, wtf should I do

I have a huge crush on a muslim girl in my college class, wtf should I do

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Ask her if you could marry her 6 year old sister like Muhammad did

No but seriously, if you want to have a serious relationship you should probably preach the gospel of truth to her, also her family might hate you for that.

Trouble ahead, but if you think she's worth it, go for it..

Kill yourself

Take her out for some Hummus and Falafel, then wife her.

Fpbp

Shout Allahu Akbar before you blow her up in gay pride parade

blow yourlself up, she will not be able to resist that

Convert.

Islam will dominate the world in your lifetime.

Ask for conversion procedure for based 4 wifey religion. Then meet the sister, cousin, and mother IN THAT ORDER.

Bask in decadent glory that a Southern US redneck would envy.

Convert to Islam, obviously.

Look, man. I will tell you this: you will never get another opportunity to have what is essentially a bang-maid.

What the hell else are you doing with your life and considering the answer is "nothing" you may as well just dedicate it to something. Allah is with all those who steadfastly persevere.

Rape her show her you understand and respect her religion

Continue to fantasize about being in a relationship and then forget about her once the semester is over.

Rinse and repeat for every other girl you get a crush on during college.

Kill yourself

do whatever you fucking want, dont come to a boomerang trajectory board for your relationship problems

if she's older than 6, she's possibly taken user

Ask her if she still has her clit?

throw acid on her face and then run her over with a truck

damn

I was gonna say just buy her from her dad for 5K

kill yourself

Talk to her

All the instagram qts with sick fashion sense are taken by chad, whether he's white or emirati

Rape her, record it. She'll have to marry you or get killed by her family to preserve her honor as a virgin.

kys

Convert her

>Kill yourself
Kill yourself

Kill yourself

convert her away from the terrorist religion. if this fails then you have no reason to maintain involvement.

kill yourself pronto

Allah akbarrrre

someone say emirati

Kill yourself

Shave her tash off then slip her the pork sword.

this

Fuck her

Just rape & slap her, she'll feel right at home. You got this.

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then stone her for premarital sex
that or stone her for being in public unescorted but a male family member

You could also give her dad a goat or two, depending on how good looking/breed ready she is.

Convert.

fpbp

>met girl at a bar
>she was cool, spent a few weekends together, great sex
>she said she liked me etc etc
>goes to sorority formal this weekend
>doesn't text me for three days
>"Sorry I had a busy weekend!"
>talk to her about it, she tells me she's seeing other guys too
>"but I'm talking to you the most!"
>can't believe I wanted her to be muh gf
>felt really betrayed, I actually tried to be nice to her and share my real self with her
>felt like a big slap in the face
>dumped her and blocked her number

did I do the right thing?

Quite obviously, yes.

yea you can just "convert" and reap the benefits of the family liking you and being accept. also you can just be a closet christian. i was considering doing this with muh last jewish gf

Yes.

kill yourself

probably should have blown your load on her face one last time

rope around neck for 6 gorillion virgins

Of course

Fuck her

First time I've ever felt the need to write kys

You had to break her heart or legs first

muslims are stupid

Kill yourself weak traitorous burger faggot.

Do the following

>Do the following
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so do nothing?

Who gives a shit , fuck her right in the pussy and get it out of your system.

Fuck your quads i ain't checking shit nigger.

You could just ignore her, or you could try to fuck her, but it would probably be best for you to go find a white breeding mare instead.

Just keep holding her down, she'll stop kicking eventually.

Allah honored you with a beautiful face.

So what made you put a veil over it?

Marry her and convert her to Christianity. Problem solved.

rape her its what they like

A lover suicide would be splendid.