Why are atheists the easiest religion to troll?

Why are atheists the easiest religion to troll?

Most atheists are basically christians but with a stick up their ass.

no structure
e.g. Islam or Judaism have direct answer

Atheist kinda make things while they go

More like they take prevailing beliefs traditionally taken from religion but then secularize them, which is why most atheists are basically just edgier christians.

Publish a cartoon of Mohammed, OP.

>hurr durr I see some shit on plebbit about some atheist getting trolled cause i suck cock and like to take what I see and act like I'm the one who is a professional troller cause my daddy fucks me in the ass before he kisses me good night cause I have no friends due to the fact that I like to try to stir some shit up on Sup Forums cause I know I'll get Filipinos to reply cause they are just as retarded as I am cause we are all faggots in some way or another but I'm actually more of a true faggot than any other faggot on here
Get fucked retard

Atheism is not a religion. It is le lack of belief in God.

Now, leave me alone so that I may spend hours online talking about my lack of a particularly psychological state.

[spoiler]leaf[/spoiler]

holy shit user are you okay?

no, he's from canada

atheists are non-violent
religious people are violent

This is why I fucking love trolling faggoty atheists. They always project and say the weirdest shit.

Atheism is a label made up by religious nutjobs. Might as well group everyone together who dont fuck goats. Religion is a disease.

Make me some guns
I'm good
I'm not atheist though, I'm agnostic

>I'm agnostic
so much better

Because it's been proven repeatedly that atheists have a higher rate of mental problems

The subhuman are attracted to it because their mental disabilities make it difficult to form a relationship with God

atheist here but counterpoint: stalin

If you can supply me with evidence that (a)God is real, I will convert

No one cares if you convert kid. Juat stop bitching about it and let people be.

>fight me bro

That's because most atheist are as retarded as an average religious person, but for some reason think that they are superior.

dude 2011 was 6 years ago stop using these shit reaction pics

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>religion
good subtle bait op

Because their whole ideology revolves around being "too smart" to believe in religion. When you troll them it makes them feel dumb, so they feel an immediate urge to respond in order to keep that wall of delusion from crumbling. My favorite thing to do is ask them why they can accept dark matter and dark energy if it's unobservable or quantifiable, and scientists just accept it is real on faith. Then when they throw their fit and say I know nothing of the scientific method I explain that I have a B.S. in physics (not much, I know, but it is ALWAYS more than they have) and graduated with honors and took multiple courses on astronomy. Then they ask why I'm religious if I'm in a scientific field, and I show them a list of the greatest scientists of all time and that they were all religious or worked with the church which makes them sperg out. Just remember that these people always say they "believe in science" but they don't know a damn thing about it, they're the same as anti-vaxxers.

By definition, agnosticism posits the impossibility of absolute knowledge beyond phenomenal sensory experience. How the hell can you prove or disprove a neumenal idea when your philosophical schemata already metaphysically a priori rules out their possibility?

When it comes to knowledge itself, agnosticism rejects the very possibility of true knowledge, asserting that the true essence of things, the thing-in-itself is beyond understanding. How can I prove anything at all when true knowledge, to truly know something, is impossible as the understanding of objects can only be grasped through belief?

Because they're tards.

They act as if they love logic and science, yet ask them why the universe has intelligibility and they'll throw a hissyfit. They take for granted 1) a reasonable design behind reality and 2) that we can understand it.

If they could answer that (by nature of atheism they can't) then maybe they'd be a little better at debating. But they won't, because 90% of atheists are just edgelords that want attention.

Being unsure of which religion truly knows the creator is okay I guess, but atheists are quite literally r*ddit-tier intellectuals (i.e. not) so prod don't them at all and shit-spewing starts.

Aristotle and Socrates pointed this out thousands of years ago, and Aquinas later.

Okay leaf, can you understand the world around you? And if so, does it have a pattern to be understood?

If yes, then you're on the first step towards natural law. I'd explain it poorly, but read up on Plato, Aristotle, and most importantly a Thomas Aquinas to get it. Aquinas may be Catholic, but the basis of his proofs extend to any concept of a God in general.

Okay,you win on Sup Forums and le reddit and we win on the big stage where actually argument matters.
I'm play with that
>unironically tips fedora

Nothing but you're going to make yourself look like an idiot

why is your flag a square and not a rectangle

This. Biology here. Biochem ruined any chance I'd be an atheist.

Becauase the whole thing is based around virtue signalling to convince others that you are more intelligent and moral than they actually are

>2017
>not worshipping dionysus

Its true atheism is just another religion, most atheist will just never accept it

Holy shit, it's the lesbian leaf again.

Please go away. Go.

Lack of believe is also a believe. You believe there is nothing more to this material world. Everything is just a believe you form based on things you see or hear. There is no way to be 100% sure of anything, except that you yourself exist. For me the only thing i can be sure is that i exist. Nothing else. Maybe you just have gone crazy and are imagining things. Who knows?

the word belief doesn't equate with the word religion

not all belief systems are religion based, atheism isn't a religion but it's a belief system

There are plenty of variations on the definition, you gave me one definition based on your opinion. You are LARPing to the wrong goy.

False, there is no proof there is a God, there are only fairytales

You are a faggot, case dismissed

>leaf

wew

zero desire to push christian god on you, i think it's just a method of controlling weak people who are too stupid to figure out that their entire religion is designed to keep them passive and pliable like cattle with zero free thought

but have you ever tried anything like third eye meditation or experienced anything that felt spiritual? humans are wired to experience such things i'm curious if you ever tested your own capacity for it

GO AWAY you lesbian leaf. You have to stop treating people like this in these threads. You are one of those 8ch type autists who say things like 'Christcuck'.

Christians are not forcing anything on you in this thread or anywhere else. You fucking lesbian leaf atheist. Get out.

The only reason why "atheism" is conceived as not being a religion is that by definition, "atheism" is a metaphysics that rejects "religious" belief. Being autistic about definitions goes nowhere. What matters is how things function in practice, on the floor, and the form of functioning of every modern concrete incarnation of atheism as a "belief system" is identical to "religion".

solipsism is literally retarded
so is spirituality

>You are LARPing to the wrong goy.
I was reading kant (famous agnostic) earlier and was shitposting. Also my definition is the only definition, and the only true definition because i"m scientistic and your flag is a leaf.

abrahamic faiths are destroying the world, as a matter of fact they're at the core of nearly everything wrong with the world right now

it's also a large reason why so many people are content to wallow in shit and do nothing about it, easily controlled and willing to give other people absolute power over them

that's the problem with that shit

This

have you ever actually tried to open your third eye? it doesn't have to be spiritual, it's just an exercise in controlling the chemicals in your brain

people make it spiritual, but it doesn't have to be

it's just a way of seeing how interesting the human mind can be

>Why are atheists the easiest religion to troll?
atheist, a religion. Top kek lad.

Not believing retarded bullshit doesn't make it a belief.
>you must be literally retard

>abrahamic faiths are destroying the world, as a matter of fact they're at the core of nearly everything wrong with the world right now

u realize that everyone wants to be a 'rebel' and that the very act of rebellion is itself part of the function of the system right? every nigger with a brain thinks they're the only thinker in the world because the mind literally cannot conceive of any other mind then their own. the real problem is with individualists who don't realize that social reality exists beyond the individual will

Because by definition they are fools.

I gave a negative opinion about Bill Nye on FB today and this faggot showed up.

Secular Humanism
Scientism
Rationalism
Naturalism

All false religions that atheists ascribe to.

>Lack of Religion is a Religion
Why can't theists into basic logic ?

Only one off

The only reason that it appears that atheists are non-violent (besides Stalin) is because there aren't that many of you, you're disorganized, and the majority of you are leftists.

How many times have people been beat up by Antifa and their ilk? You can bet none of those faggots are Christian.

>Why are atheists the easiest religion to troll?
Subtle/10

Because there is no vacuum in nature, or in religion.

Even if you say you have no religion, you have a religion. Just a shitty one with yourself as god.

Because they are really sensitive over something they don't even believe in

I have tried meditation, the results (based on minimal experimentation) were more positive than negative

100% of your shots were misses
>leaf

Plenty of definitions, there is no one true definition of Agnostic. You are a faggot

look at the combined efforts of judaism, christianity, and islam on the world then tell me they aren't a problem

there are plenty of religious beliefs i didn't condemn in what i just said, i'm just pointing out the ones that are going to end up destroying everything and impede people from living within their own nature

i recognize the value of society, i even recognize the value of religion and spirituality

i can even understand the need to control the herd to have power over them as well, but what i have trouble grasping is being part of that herd and thinking it's somehow good that you're controlled by fiction that represses human nature

also just because a society has a certain morality or lifestyle doesn't mean anyone should unquestioningly go along with it just because you're supposed to

if you're capable of seeing the things wrong then acknowledging them even if you don't have the masses on your side is important

thinking on your own and having the balls to be real about it even when you meet opposition is how shit gets done, and society sometimes needs change it's not just "right" in every way by default

nothing would be better if most people just allowed themselves to be controlled by anyone who will take advantage of them especially if there was never anyone who could recognize that something is wrong and do something about it

suggesting otherwise is just twisted

>religion

nice try

if you want to see how easy it is to troll christniggers, wear a shirt with an upside down cross in public

people will stop and gasp. they will flock to you by the handful to try to shove pamphlets in your hand and convert you to "save your soul"

pic related...i wear this shirt in public and people jump out of the trees to tell me about the love of jesus or to damn me to hell

What is wrong with you, lesbian leaf? You have insulted people this entire thread. You are a lesbian leaf and you need to stop being so insulting here.

Fucking leafcuck lesbiancuck agnosticuck. Please go.

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i meant third eye specifically because it's more of an intense experience when you get the hang of it

having control of the pineal gland is one of the most interesting things we can train our bodies to do

it's enjoyable too, feels like a drug

>all atheists are conceive the politics through a metaphysics centred around a so-called essence of Man
>all atheists are scientistic
>all atheists assert the primacy of reason over sensory information
>all atheists mystify the Natural as the form of Beauty
go away

babies aren't atheists
rejection of religion =/= no religion

Are you 13?

Thurd eye I have tried, with near zero results. I'd rather give Ayahuasca a whirl. I don't have the patience to meditate like I used to.

Speak for yourself burger, us bongs don't give a fuck about Jesus. Most people over here don't think about it or talk about it hardly at all. We all enjoy Christmas and free tea from the vicar but no one really takes it seriously. That's the real face of atheism.

Horseshoe theory, why not?

>babies aren't atheists

having a predisposition for belief doesn't make you a member of a religion

this is some nigger tier idea i would expect from an irrelevant and unscientific shit hole like the phillipines

Then you should have no problems linking to that proof then...

>rejection of religion =/= no religion

lacking a religion is not the same as having a religion

just stop fucking posting

i'd love to try ayahuasca as well, but i haven't had a chance yet

what method did you use? the way i was taught is you just focus on the area where your third eye is until you feel pressure then imagine it opening

easier said than done, but it's euphoric i'd rank it up there with heroin or sex on pcp

I'm an atheist, go ahead and try your best to troll me. I'm game, I'll answer any questions you have.

I know for a fact that it's you now, since you often type exactly what you just did alongside your fem memes, it's all part of a collective trolling method you roll out in all threads you participate in.

Stop treating people like shit. Get out.

Yes, but you lack a strong group identity, something else religion provides, which is why you're allowing yourselves to be overrun with Muslims.

Your tendency of nonviolence stems from a long history of Christianity instilling good citizenship in your communities, coupled with the fact that whites tend to be less violent than nonwhites.

I honestly can't remember that was 10+ years ago last time I tried

>Muslim born Canadian

>babies aren't atheists
You are an atheist until someone teaches you to believe in religion.

I'm not a fucking Muslim you LESBIAN LEAF. I am white. How fucking dare you call me a Muslim.

if there is no creator, then why did evolution happen?

Jihadi Leaf confirmed

This picture is so old, yet eternally relevant.

i learned how to do it years ago from a woman i was with took about a month of daily practice when i was going to sleep to get the hang of it

it's a little similar to the process of trying to lucid dream intentionally

How long is your peener weener?
:^)

Because evolution is just the logical consequence of the rules of nature.
If you throw together random molecules, the one sticking around will be the ones able to reproduce themselves.
And so it starts.

A good size, I'm not worried about it. 6.5 inches and fairly chubby.

Lucid dreaming I could do a lot better, along with astral projection, not pro by any means, but I could say I've controlled my dreams and got myself out of my body

Because atheists are retarded just like all the Abraham religions. Scientologists are the only smart ones.

but if there's no creator, then why was something created out of nothing?
why did evolution happen out of nothingness? if there wasn't someone who created something, then why was there suddenly something?
it's like believing you can make money from doing nothing.

>making money from doing nothing
Idk the kikes managed to do it

HAHA YOU'RE CHUBBY GET FUCKIN TROLLED

>You are a faggot
>not getting the joke

Never asserted that babies are religious, nigger. If, by definition, the lack of religion implies the 'belief' in atheism in a negative sense, then babies - by virtue of holding no religious beliefs because they're babies - would be atheists, but the idea is ludicrous. Why? Because atheism, like all ~religions~ exists beyond an abstract, metaphysical level. Atheism isn't just some idea, it exists in a concrete world with concrete implications, who's beliefs and practices are contextualized in a concrete, historically determined world. Can you imagine an "atheist" regurgitating nu-atheist doctrine a millennium ago? No, the conditions that prelude the possibility of its own problematic hadn't come to existence yet. Being autistic about definitions is retarded, because ultimately, what matters is how things work in practice, in the real world.

The function, on a practical level, of "religion" and atheism are identical. There's no difference between a catholic priest giving a sermon or a nu-atheist giving a book-tv talk about their shitty 'spirituality without religion' garbage, because both ultimately lead to a practical theology that shapes ethical activity.

A good size, I'm not worried about it. 6.5 inches and fairly chubby.

We Brits do have a strong group identity.
I'm not non violent.
I'm not interested in your racism.
Your post is complete garbage.

i can only ever experience my dreams, i've never been able to control them

i've experienced astral projection and out of body experiences, but never intentionally it's just something that happens (lucid dreaming works that way for me typically as well)

how did you go about gaining control in your dreams?

third eye meditation is similar to lucid dreaming except you push out rather than in, if you've ever taken pcp there's that tunnel sensation that's similar if not then you feel like you're being pulled through one and past stars then you feel open and everything is euphoric

if you see purple in the center of your vision that's where you focus and "push" to get to the tunnel sensation

whereas lucid dreaming you just do that thing where you sink into it

Cause they're taking the same leap of faith but in the opposite direction. Then act like smug, intellectual faggots

Oh well, i guess I'll have to kill myself now I've lost everything.

We're not a religon, you dumb theistic fuck. We're science and fact based. Stop reading the bible.

We will never know, thats the thing, everything we "know" about the universe and beginning of earth/time etc is all theory.

topkek

Just have to practice is all, the same way you practice the third eye meditation

You're still a faggot

>I'm not interested in your racism.
>Facts are racist

atheism is not giving "book talks" it's just not believing in god

it's not participating or believing in religion. quit equating what you see some atheists do as a dogma every atheist follows

Atheism is easy, because you have no argument to defend and nothing to prove since you believe in nothing.

lmao. If you were smarter you'd be an atheist. I know you're a dumb fuck but God does not exist. Only science exists.

If this is true you're also a retard.