TL;DW

TL;DW

>The strike was to deter the use of chemical weapons
>The US will not deploy additional troops
>The US will not pursue regime change
>The US will continue to work against ISIS and other terrorist groups
>The US policy in Syria has not changed

PRAISE CHRIST!

JEWS BTFO!

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Aree we going to see a thorough investigation to see if Assad actually carried out a chemical attack?

Kek, no.

It's still going on, dude, calm the fuck down.

lolno that shit takes months and we all know what the result will be, so we'll just wait for the UN to get around to it and release the news on a friday at 4:30pm.

heh, nice.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

ALL IS WELL, FLIP-FLOPPERS BTFO

>It's still going on, dude, calm the fuck down.

So who is investigating it and where?

Nah, seems like they don't want to oust him at all.

Just focus on ISIS.

ANA CHERI IS SO HOT I WANT HER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

post your face when you were expecting news about best korea but got some syria shit instead

Jesus Christ, how many souls has this guy consumed in this life time and how many more does he need before he's fully human again?

Wow, turns out it was fucking nothing all along and Sup Forums was massively overreacting.

GEE
WHO
COULD
SEE
THAT
COMING

We all know the answer to that, user

WHO IS WINNING THE SHILL WAR?

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Contenders:
>Russian Meme Warriors
Russia's Online Propaganda Machine used to defend Russian State Interests

>NSA Damage Control
NSA has a division as well as under contract must defend against slander promotions of the State (America)

>CIA Off-shore Taiwanese spambots
C.I.A. uses counter-intel in offshore settlements to counter Russian and anti-state rhetoric but do not always work in interest of the state

>Private Internet Ad Company used to promote Trump on the internet
Trump had hired an internet promotion brigade, similar to CTR, but much more competent

>/leftypol/ Troll Brigade
Here to simply gather reactions and cringe from Trump Radicals, but has a hidden Agenda

>ShariaBlue
ShareBlue, won't say more.

>Israeli Internet Defense League Fund (JIDF, Pro Trump)
Jewish Funded Shills to protect the defense of Israel.

>r/T_Donald
Trump could literally rape a baby, and they'll defend him.

The strike was clearly to shut down the 'muh Russia' narrative.

Good shit

>no doubt whatsoever "ABOUT THE ATTACK"

There's a difference between knowing who did the attack and whether or not they literally dropped chemical weapons or they hit a chemical weapons depot.

top lel

>the one war people actually WANT they wont give to us

figures

THE VIDEO is still going on. The actual investigation about the use of the chemical weapons has not begun and won't for some time.

>post yfw assad does a chemical attack again tomorrow, tells Put in he dindu nuffin then turns to us and says "do it fgt"

>Lets lob 59 missiles into a country with a little note "plz dont bully"
>Expect everybody affected by such an action to take note.

Silly billy.

Who cares about Syria, they sent all those rapists to Europe, Watch out Mexico you'll be next if you let these skypes and skittles in your country to send to us too.

AKA you got double cucked.
Burgers...

so Trump literally dindu nuffin?

>The US policy in Syria has not changed
unless Ivanka cries again

Wait!!!!!!
Did he really say that?
Is that TRUTH?
I hope so.

CNN, NBC, and BBC will do an in depth investigation

You buy this garbage?

If Mad Dog says Assad did it and there's no doubts, I believe him over any other "muhh false flag" bullshit

CIA could post in this thread with hot mic recordings of the pilot and bombing crew who loaded up the chemical weapons and you faggots would think it's a false flag and it's Mossad agents

Breathe through your nose

thank dog

>i-it was j-just a airfield
Go away Schlomo

It's more their history.

Does he know their history with these events?

Does he know this isn't the first time in the last calendar year this has been done?

>US
>False flags
>ever?

bootlicker.

Whoever is winning this poll is certainly not the one winning the war.

You're only winning if people don't notice you.

At least those $40 were worth it.

thank fucking god

not shilling but I gotta say it
Trump's communication skills are killing me

HIGH QUALITY STREAM

Can you blame people for not believing our Fed gov anymore?
BOTH Dems, Repubs and the MSM have been lying to us for 50 years, I'm old enough to know.
People are not going to just say, "oh, it's ok, I believe you now."

because there's no evidence and no reason for Assad (who has air superiority and full Russian support) to use chemical weapons on his own citizens.

It even jeopardizes his chance of success.

>not wanting WW3 by 2018

Faggot

you fucking faggots are just so quick to judge. fucking kill yourself

There were never any chemical attacks, I know, but it's obvious what this strike was:

Trump considers chemical weapons to be a line, and when that line was crossed, he slapped them on the wrist. He didn't invade the country, and the purpose was to destroy aircraft, not people. He's not Obama, when the line is crossed, he puts his foot down and retaliates. I was a bit worried there for a while, but now I'm confident that this was nothing more than a small fuck up.

The chemical weapon attacks were obviously fake, and he was wrong for retaliation against something that didn't happen, but this wasn't him trying to start a war, nor is it part of some bigger plan to invade Syria, it's just a specific strike on a specific target for a specific reason.

all those 360° its like we entered a parallel timeline

...

good

>Don't worry it was a joke.
>NK

He didu sumfin, but hopefully it's just a minor blip in a decent four year presidency.

he still did shit I disagree with this just means it's not as bad as it looked

I never said opposition groups didn't use chemical weapons either you Assadist cocksuckers

What makes your DEAR LEADER and his indistinguishable-from-the-opposition Syrian Army arab sandnigers so above using chemical weapons?

>t-they complied with the disarming though
Arabs never lie xD

>b-but they're WINNING
Like they have been for the past 5 years

>b-but Assad wouldn't personally order a strike he's le ULTIMATE DEFENDER OF CHRISTIANITY XD and he would never risk US intervention
Yeah because all the 80 subhuman Arabs fighting for Assad, who had access to the same chemical weapons the opposition did in your false flag scenarios, have the mentality of Western armies and they would NEVER see the opportunity to use chemical weapons as revenge or make a mistake

You make fun of Trump supporters for blind following their president but you never realize you do the same fucking thing with Assad and the Syrian Sandnigger Army.

They shielded Christians. This only helps the baddies

kek, he's talking about this now

he's apologizing for "misspeaking" the 20% remark

I was only pretending to go to war

CNN will cover it on a 24 hour chemical bomb show with an expert in that field

doesn't matter the damage is already done,

They servery hurt Assads airforce the only thing thats giving him an upper hand on ISIS.

Israel got what it wanted
Syria will fall to ISIS and Rebels now

>but this wasn't him trying to start a war, nor is it part of some bigger plan to invade Syria
What happens next (((chemical attack))) will Trump destroy another 20% of their air force? He has set a dangerous precedent on the back of an uninvestigated attack, it's only going to escalate further from here.

I cringe everytime I imagine a kike apologizing.

>just a prank bro

The correct decision would have been to NOT bomb the innocent party, but hey at least they aren't deposing Assad.

>inb4 another gas attack

The problem is that we still have NK. The question is what if Assad gasses again?

What the fuck did just happen here

Pfft no it won't Russia still has all the air capability they could want.

I think it was to further prolong war in syria.

Isn't ISIS the CIA? Don't burgers find isis and supply with weapons?

>Wow, several threads with the exact same talking points pop up instantaneously after the press briefing concludes.

REally made me think.

>The question is what if Assad gasses again?

He needs to do it once before he can do it again.

This administration contradicts itself every day, sometimes multiple times in a day. Tillerson also said today Assad has to go.

Give it some time, the chinks are massing troops on the border and we have a CBG either on the way or just arriving. Remember, new policy is that future and ongoing military actions aren't discussed.

I wouldn't flip out and expect total reunification, the aim is probably to force Kim to give up the nukes.

>servery

even if you spelled that word right, you'd still be wrong

We will see my lovely goy.

We Will see....

Millennial reporters need a quick rundown from autists- crowdsourced journalism.

>(((misspeaking))))
Top kek

Funny, I heard the same thing about Collin Powell.

This. Happening still on.

HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAHHH BOIS

A/B testing

for me Mattis sounds like he just had a major stroke or just had few of his teeth pulled out or was born retarded

>also GG on that brialliant intel gathering

even morons can see how fake those gas attacks were

tl;dr burgers proves themselves to be a best goy

So... is it chlorine or nerve gas?

More dead sand people is fine.

I came here to eat my own goddamn words
It was 6d chess after all!

Praise KEK forgive my doubts

I'm sure the US will be content to sit around and wait for the UN to do that for us

No goy there is nothing to see

>believing a neocon faggot
kys

I am upset with myself for doubting trump

God bless the god emperor, if only he could just be clear and straight up with the public more

Gas attack imminent!

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>PRAISE CHRIST!
Until the rebels use chemical weapons again then we show time and Assad will fall

why cant they just agree to a UN investigation with the russians?

>it's nothing

Thoroughly disappointed. Hopefully North Korea turns out to be a lot more exciting.

Auto-corrected it to that by accident.

>omg you made a spelling error. Your comment is now void.

you is a pleb

>Assads airforce is the main reason hes been so successful against ISIS and the Rebels. Thats a fact lol

>Trump just destroyed most of it

>You 50 IQ nigger think that this doesn't make a difference

K E K

so are we going to accept that Assad used chemical weapons just because the US administration says so?
We all know the reason of this attack, they have done it because Assad was wining and their revels where going to be crusht but the neocos dont like it and prefer to maintain the perpetual war on the middle east.
This infinite war will bring europe down fucken burgers always messing with people

If there's no outrage the Jew knows no fear and will march forth. But name the Jew and he curls up in horror.

General Mattis actually has some credibility. Whose word are we supposed to take? His or some fucking edgy faggot from the flatlands?

Assad also shielded ISIS back when they were just a nascent shitty terror group in northern Iraq operating off the old smuggler lanes. It's just blown up in his face big time now.

Trump has shown the rebels that self-flagellation and murdering civilians is now a direct line to strategic victory.

When rebels, in a Pavlovian effort, deploy chemical weapons on their own population AGAIN in the hopes that Trump[ will order another strike against Syrian government forces, Trump is in an impossible scenario: commit to another retarded un warranted attack, or admit that the attacks were a false flag, in which case the attack he already committed to is invalidated.

tldr; Trump jumped the shark and there is no good way to recover.

It was absolutely retarded.

because there is no such thing as an impartial unbiased body at this point to conduct it

there are to many interests at play to have the attempt be any more than another political football

So trump achieved his objectives.
He shut the liberals up.
He got some positive ratings
now he can still work together with russia and no one will worry about it.
Assad still stands.
I repeat you CANNOT MOSSAD THE ASSAD.

Thanks user

>trump just destroyed most of it
>20 planes

You sure are retarded