Sure signs you are not the last hope of mankind

A. You have a tattoo
B. You have an illegitimate kid
C. You do not drink cow milk regularly
D. You have one of these metrosexual beards
E. You watch anime or any animated shit
F. When you walk, you are first to give way to people coming your way
G. You have been part of or want to be part of hookup culture
H. You are over- or underweight

>You have a tattoo
what if you are a sailor?

Then you are not the last hope of mankind.

Then it better either be an anchor tattoo or a heart with "MUM" in the middle of it.

wow i am so glad fit all these criteria

>Then you are not the last hope of mankind.
bit rude on sailors.

>F. When you walk, you are first to give way to people coming your way
This was true before everyone was staring at their fucking phones all the time

Post more Israeli cuties pls.
Sup Forums neets need to know what they are getting drafted for.

You just bump in to them. That teaches those beta mobile internet device zombies.

Looks like I am what Hitler had in mind according to this list.

>D. You have one of these metrosexual beards

Low test manlet/inferior child detected. Opinion invalidated.

>A German
>Deciding who is and is not the last hope of mankind
40 kekerinos

Well, I check out for the whole list. But I'm not, nor are you, the last hope because you forgot the most important part...
>I. Posts on Sup Forums.

Must liberate them

>tattoo

When did the whole "tattoo's are degenerate" meme start?

Almost every single military veteran and police officer has a tattoo.

In other words, the majority of the people who use guns for a living have tattoos.

>G. You have been part of or want to be part of hookup culture

Only a virgin would say or think this, like a poor person making fun of rich people.

>I'M THE FUCKING LAST HOPE! NOT YOU! NOOOOOOT YOOOOOOOU!
>he mashed angrily on his keyboard posting on Sup Forums
I mashed angrily, too.

If you don't have a tattoo I'm going to assume you're a leftist piece of shit

My only failings on this list are being slightly overweight and watching new Samurai Jack. No anime though.

>destroying Europe
>talks about "last hope of mankind"
Krauts.

>G. You have been part of or want to be part of hookup culture
my only flaw =/ darn it

>can hardly read that

what's the point in getting a tatt when you're black?

i assume the opposite these days. only sjw fags get tattoos.

WTFI love Israel now.

Damn I am the last hope, that's pretty fucking sad

>Almost every single military veteran and police officer has a tattoo.

I'm pretty sure this is just false.

HOW ABOUT
>sandals
>in a fucking military uniform
also- define "underweight"

Killing for a living is degenerate, imho. One should kill when necessary, not just because the jews pay him to do it. Killing fucks with you and then you get tattoos, become alcoholic and cannot function properly in a civil society.

look at the guy on the left in that picture and say that again

A-H no. I think mankind is fucked anyway.

> rat faced turbo kunts
Jewish girls are nothing to write home about. Jews in general are pretty gross/odd

Are these Israelis? I bet they love Arab cock

stop explosion and rapes going on in your country, than you may speak about adult stuff

You've never lived near a military base or have any cop friends.

I know the dude on the left, he's a semi-famous tattoo artist in florida and an Iraq war vet too.

I fit this bill.
Military types can have tattoos I think. But you better be a hardass

...

>B. You have an illegitimate kid
Aha, I only take care of my wife's son. Checkmate degenerates

Well, I guess I can go on not giving a shit then. I use okcupid as my own free escort service. Damn and to thin I was || close to being autistic too.

Is this nigger serious

> I have opinions on how people should act therefore im better than you

Fuck off fag, no one needs your gay ass list.

Islamic retard dictatorship country got questions, ey?

>When you walk, you are first to give way to people coming your way

>tfw

Kill me, fampai

Actively changing that rn though

What if you have a tattoo but regret it

you forgot to add if you post threads on Sup Forums

>F. When you walk, you are first to give way to people coming your way
Depends on who's coming my way.

t. unhealthy tattoo'd cuck with patchy baby face, anime obsession, and multiple illegitimate children larping on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>Willingly walking towards niggers
Never relaxed

clumsy Neanderthal bumping into everyone is not the last hope of mankind