What if North Korea hits Yellowstone?

>be me
>laugh to US
>realize it's within range
>shit

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businessinsider.com/russian-analyst-says-to-nuke-yellowstone-2015-4
iflscience.com/environment/what-would-happen-if-you-dropped-bomb-volcano/
atomicheritage.org/history/tsar-bomba
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_91.html
google.fi/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/science/755909/ERUPTION-supervolcano-devastation-north-korea-mt-paektu/amp
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there is no such thing as yellowstone supervolcano. it's pretty much the same Dr Evil bullshit as global WAR-ming.

That would probably fuck up the whole world, not just US

Oh fugg
How come does this never get mentionned?
businessinsider.com/russian-analyst-says-to-nuke-yellowstone-2015-4

The killzone would encompass most of the westen U.S. the ashstorm however would be global, will post sources in a sec.

my name jeff

That's from 2015.

can the volcano be triggered by a nuke that north Korea is capable of building?

>mfw live outside all the red circles
>mfw really want to move to Montana/Wyoming though

It's not so bad though, I bet living in Montana/Wyoming I'd be killed fast if shit hit the fan.

I would also always have a gun in my house, so if I saw a river of lava flowing towards me I'd just brain myself.

do they have schools in lithuania?

Yup. Pretty much any nuke would do it.

Nuking a volcano doesn't cause it to erupt..

>tfw barely in secondary ash
will I die?

Another realization:
>How can usa ever compete
There is Paektu mountain in the north korea, which is smaller, but also supervolcano-like at seems it's about to erupt quite soon
>mommy

But it's a SUPERVOLCANO!!!!!!!!

I'm sure I was told somewhere that if Yellowstone erupted, most of the world would be effected by it because the ash and sulfur given off would actually block out the sun for months, killing loads of plant life and causing a huge famine worldwide..

Damn right. Google "Year without summer".

according to that map only like 10 people would die

Better than American ones too.

Got em

>Commit suicide moments before death to avoid fiery lake of lava.
>Get sent straight to hell.

Your plan is flawed.

>safe

gl lads

Your map is outdatted

iflscience.com/environment/what-would-happen-if-you-dropped-bomb-volcano/

atomicheritage.org/history/tsar-bomba

volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_91.html

Keep in mind that this is only the initial ash coverage, the wind will circulate it, mind you the ash would be highly radioactive, NK does not have the nuclear power to cause it to erupt POSSIBLY however Russia does, but if they did it would trigger not just the end of the U.S. but an entire extinction event.

>Mfw live outside the red circles.
>Mfw live in Detroit.

Who here is /primaryashzone/?

It shouldn't be a nuke
Should probably be obese people jumping
Here once all the obese people of the country started jumping, the Richter schale went up by 0.7 I think
Now imagine an indoctrination of the USA to do that

Well make sure to do it before May 10 because that's when I start work there.

>Yellowstone

>Not Fukushima

Hey your maps are outdated so I'm just stopping by to update the map situation.

Forgot related map

Go run to a high place like a rock formation or some shit and ride it out. Until it cools and you can walk over it. Supposing you dont get saved, could take a while but dont be a fucking pussy bruh

Thank you, sir!

Most nukes go off above the ground and don't impact, you'd have to make a super bunker buster to penetrate and even disturb yellowstone

I don't really think you understand how volcanoes work.

nuking volcano =/= causing volcano to erupt

If you were going to try to cause a volcano to erupt using nuclear weapons, for whatever reason, your best bet would be to cause an underground
nuclear explosion, which would be a literally impossible task of any nation on the face of the earth.

You will almost certainly not die because of NK nuking yellowstone.

>Live barely inside secondary ash zone

Let it blow. My family in South Dakota are a bunch of fucking close minded idiots anyways.

Just trying to keep everyone up to date on the latest mappage.

Just a reminder for USA, two can play this game google.fi/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/science/755909/ERUPTION-supervolcano-devastation-north-korea-mt-paektu/amp

I want to larp in a fallout universe

We are not talking about an ordinary "surface" volcano here. AFAIK it is confirmed that an earthquake strong enough is sufficient to trigger a supervolcano, question is if icmbs have the ability to cause such an earthquake.

>ICMB
>Finland

Fucking hell I shouldn't be surprised.

Do you think dust particles stay 2 meters from each other when they enter Finland?

A drop in pressure is what causes things like that to go off- a drop in pressure causes the gases that are dissolved in the magma to be released, like opening a beer.
So if it cracked a fault down to the main chamber possibly.
But like they'd waste one on a 1 in million shot like that. Bye bye Seattle.

》nk launches its "nuke"
》fizzles out and hits some poor asian country nearby
》state media reports glorious victory led by glorious leader
》half the country dies of starvation the next day

>Intercontinental molesting benis
Get up to speed on Kim's hardware user

>NK launches nuke at us, S. Korea. China, or Japan
>fast-forward to anywhere from one week to one year after NK launched the nuke
>the "Gangrape of Pyongyang" happens, and the Mr. Fat Kid and his shills get Pinochet'd by either some of /ourguys/ in the NK government or us
>we kek and make memes about it for days, weeks, or even months

If China's backing down, America will end the Korean war very quickly. very bigly. Unlike Syria, I support this war 100% if China is out of picture.

>NorKs nuke Yellowstone
>HAHA FIRTHY AMERICAN PIGDOGS TAKE RAVA
>resultant ash cloud from eruption chokes out sunlight for the entire planet
>OH NO GROURIOUS READER HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED

An attack on major cities like Seattle, Portland SF, LA and San Diego would be more devastating. Economic wise and life wise

What up 313anon

Nobody important lives in that area so it'll be fine.

>>All flights across the world cancelled
all passengers forcibly removed and beaten

Norks aren't smart enough for that...Putin might be.

Yellowstone would eat a nuke and just fart.
>it's a water table

You're a dumbass.

I'm on the east coast, be laughing at yall retards who decided to live in the death trap of the west.

Literally nothing happens.

It needs more than a nuke to set it off.

Clearly, there was an article from 2015 was done by some russian guy

you idiot. it’s the same

Absolute bollocks lad.

It would be extremely painful

This has been a known plan of Kim Jong Un for a long time: crash the USA by bombing Yellowstone. Now that warships are threatening his country, he may strike before he loses his opportunity.

>how Kim Jong ruined the shortened lifespans of all WWIII survivors by blocking out the sun with mountains of ash
Terrifying

Yellowstone is a magma well without a pressure
cap. It will literally take millions of years for it to form one. If anything a nuke would just help vent it even more.

>obese people
>jumping

nice 1 argentina