>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Good evening, gentlemen. Let's see what treasures the city that bleeds offers up tonight.
Sebastian Nguyen
>kids on the school roof throwing rocks
Xavier Gray
>throwing rocks Always, they are doing this. children, adults, male, female, they've traded mud and thatch huts for concrete high rises and high-density/low rent apartment complexes.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Time to get comfy, Roberts. Hopefully the weather in Ciraq is prime, tonight.
Cooper Stewart
>baby daddy stole her money and car
Lincoln Watson
>disregard one domestic >For another domestic kek
Mason Taylor
Toll status: PAID IN FULL
Ryder Morgan
digging the new work user
Benjamin Parker
Tonight Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly clear, with a low around 39. West northwest wind around 5 mph. >a bit chilly for full chimpout
Austin Barnes
Thank you, sir. Good morning!
Nathan Long
Checked your keys
Cameron Ross
Thanks, Robert. 10-4
Isaac Torres
Shots fired.
David Roberts
Is cranky working tonight?
Adrian Anderson
r8
Jeremiah Reed
Very nice, user. Here's my newest. R8!
Adrian Robinson
Kys/10
Chase Bailey
thanks robert. Pretty good, solid 9/10
Landon Butler
units stop stepping over each other!!!!
Nathaniel Stewart
Adam is lucky their dispatch is soft. Sassy or Crabby would be eating raw Robert ass if they pulled that foolishness.
Jordan Murphy
Another day, another dollar. Let's get /comfy/
Jack Mitchell
Fantastic mate, love this.
Elijah Gray
another night in the war zone. getting comfy
Connor Anderson
Already there, my friend. Favorite call of the last hour: An Adam was sent a domestic by dispatch who, in the same breath, cancelled that domestic to send the care to ANOTHER domestic, where a babydaddy came to drop off pookie with him's momma, and stole her car and her money.
Cheers, m8. It was an aussie that posted the raw in some other thread earlier today.
Dominic Walker
saved
Bentley Clark
>gang members are fighting and arguing WHO STREETS? OUR STREETS
Oliver Smith
>gang members are fighting and arguing. Hope they can work things out and stay friends.
William Miller
our streets!
Isaiah Price
>gang members fighting and arguing
What's new
Adrian Stewart
>vicious animal
Jaxon Kelly
>MULTIPLE DISTURBANCE >VICIOUS ANIMAL >MULTIPLE BATTERY >BACKLOG WARNING HERE WE FUKKEN GO, LADS!!
Holy shit my sides
Jordan Reed
gotta be the easiest job in CPD, MALE BLACK don't go near the water. the most they probably do is responding to one yuppie bumping his yacht into another yuppie's yacht
Adrian Smith
>shot in the head >stable is not a condition
William Torres
>Noob as ADAM can't use his fuckingradio >Thinks STABLE is a condition HOLD ME BACK, SASSY. HOLD ME BACK
Jose Harris
shot in the head.
stable condition.
Zachary Carter
>shot in the head
yea he is stable. helluva headache though
Nathaniel Walker
omg this guy
is he not waiting until his radio is live before talking?
Thomas White
>gotta be the easiest job in CPD One would think. It's easily the most aesthetic. CPD's botes are dank as fuck.
Samuel Cook
...
Thomas Miller
We may need to farm a whole new meme set for ADAM steppin' all over each other.
Jordan Campbell
>BACKLOG WARNING
THE FULL MOON RISETH
Tonight's gonna be good
Noah Lewis
is the full moon thing legit? niggers go crazy?
Jaxon Rodriguez
Prob not waiting for the carrier tone to break the squelch of their radio repeater. Often takes 1-2 seconds before the repeater will open up to accept your voice. So yeah he's probably a fucking n00b
Jonathan Allen
having lived in a handful of shitty US cities - absolutely. full moon and clear night = crime overload
Christopher Martinez
>wires down
Did Male Black steal another utility pole?
Logan King
They do, indeed.
Gavin Torres
At 8PM! This is sound like a comfy evening in the making.
>legit? Well, it's coincidental...but the nuts do seem to come out under particular lunar phases. I think it's got to do with the level of ambient light, personally. You can see without needing additional light under a full moon
Angel Watson
Yep. Crime rates always increase on the full moon. Ask any police officer and they'll tell you
Wyatt Murphy
Or drive into one?
Chase Watson
>male struck by a vehicle >behind walgreens >fire is rolling
Lincoln Myers
i cannot wait for the first 60 degree night
Jaxson Russell
...
Justin Bailey
>two spics calling >both complaining the other is trying to steal their kid
>shots fired nothing further
Kevin Murphy
>someone tried to snatch robert's child
Aaron Gray
>not getting Male Black all of his deductions
Matthew Harris
TAX VIOLENCE
Colton Rivera
>DUDE WEED
Colton Rivera
>tax preparer threw her out of the office and threw her files in her face
Eli Hughes
>caller says ABDUL the HALAL TAX PREPARER threw him out of his office and threw his records in the street >is wearing a hoodie and waiting for the cops out front
Connor Young
ohh god. i actually hope it doesn't get into the 60s until may. im planning on going to a few sox games in a couple weeks
Camden Ross
>Snitching on kids for smoking the reefer >snitches get stitches dawg
John Mitchell
It's not necessarily coincidental, or superstitious. But having a lot more ambient light tends to promote more late-night happenings in bad neighborhoods. Or at least less sneaky happenings at a minimum.
Jonathan Stewart
There is so much shit going down in chicago, two kids smoking giggle grass would be the last thing concerning me
Jose Bailey
AY NIGGA AY
SO I WUZ THINKIN
AY
I WAS THINKIN WHAT IF
AY NIGGA WHAT IF
WHAT IF I COULD GET A DEDUCTION ON THE BULLETS I USED TA PUT JAMAL'S ASS IN THE GROUND FO STEALING MAH NEWPORTS?
Jack Parker
>gay domestic
Elijah Gray
>Glass breaking and screaming oh baby
Robert Parker
Late last night, did anyone catch the conclusion of dad trying to break into his 14yr old daughter's bedroom with a bat?
Brody Thompson
60s? Holy fuck I wish it's 80 plus everyday in this swamp
Christopher Kelly
fuck going in to room 215!
Aaron Harris
>guest in room 215 brought "something" into his room covered with a blanket >want cops to investigate
>more shots fired
Ayden Martin
Or the "black male with sword and a hammer"? I had to shower and go to sleep.
Nicholas Clark
>the conclusion of dad trying to break into his 14yr old daughter's bedroom with a bat? No, sadly. I was really hoping we'd hear about that, too.
Leo Jones
>male chinese homeless, is yelling, refusing to leave a restaurant
Kayden Adams
Over an hour on some of these calls? Holy shit is this system broken
Kevin Perry
>ten teenagers fighting >two dogs attacked the caller's sister
Hunter Gray
>tfw you never get any closure with any of these calls
Liam Cooper
Just wait until July 4th. Four hour backlogs, not even exaggerating
Jordan Thomas
>Holy shit is this system broken The system is fine...it's the citizens that are broken. Nobody who lives in a healthy neighborhood would tax ems' resources like the tribals in Chiraq.
Parker Reyes
>July 4th Buddy, I have the PERFECT brisket sitting in my freezer. Perfect marbling. I'm going to be smoking this fucker for half a day, and I'll be eating it overnight while we listen to the fun and games.
James Perry
10-4. insane.
Joshua Moore
>male black in an alley...wearing a dress
>WATCH YOUR KEEEEYYS
Austin Edwards
watch your keyyyys
David Jones
>4/11/17 >having an open key
Christopher Harris
Saturation got fucked up with Robert's vest. Too lazy to fix.
Luke Gonzalez
watch your damn keys
Ryder Martin
>gang members threw a brick through the window
Chase Diaz
What does it mean to watch your keys?
Elijah Roberts
MALE BLACK
Jonathan Clark
>Too lazy to fix. But user, there's nothing to fix. This style is all about blowing out gamut, hard burning contrasts and pixelation. That pape is magnificent. Saved!
Blake Jenkins
MALE BLACK IS AT IT AGAIN
Andrew Ortiz
Orange hoodie? How secretive cant you be?
Oliver Jackson
>male black takes more monies
Brandon Gomez
...
Landon Fisher
They key is the push to talk button on their radios. when they are held down or pinched by other equipment they're wearing, it broadcasts, and whites out other, intentional traffic on the frequency.
Jason Carter
God I love these threads. It's like listening to a play by play of the collapse of civilization
Bentley White
i had a chuckle when i realized that the dispatch system is exactly like an IT helpdesk. they even call the incidents 'tickets'.
