Excuse Me Sir

>We are overbooked on this flight. You are going to have to leave the plane.

What do?

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Beat them up before they beat me up.

Demand at least 10x my ticket price back and a year free of travel or they risk violating the NAP.

Cuck

Complain as I get my things, leave the plane, check my ticket and contract and basic aviation laws for the situaiton and what I'm entitled too, accept compensation if nothing else can be done or call my lawyer and refuse compensation until I speak with him. Reschedule my flight for later that day/the next day.

Never book on a chink airline again

But nobody else is on the plane... and you're blocking the isle, so I can't even leave if I wanted to.

Shoebomb activate

Tell them to invest in better infrastructure so they don't have to last-minute-rush crew members to their flights at the expense of the people keeping their corporation afloat.

*unzip dick*