Brit/pol/ - Mornin' lads Edition

>Doctors withdraw life support for baby
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39568388

>Blast hits german football bus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39571776

>G7 fails to reach resolution over Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39565700

>Brexit to trigger UK farm policy overhaul and EU funding gap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Sky Views: Am I allowed to be bored by Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Pro-Brexit group unveils plan to cut net migration to 50,000 a year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>What threat do the Liberal Democrats pose to the Conservatives?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Libor: Bank of England implicated in secret recording
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Tory election spending: MP admitted to police some claims were wrong
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Hitchens: What I said about Syria in June 2012
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I would love to see the Guardian rulebook that they keep somewhere in the office which lays out when or when not to have comments. Something something who you can criticize

>mafia 3

>best quality recording of the song on youtube

>Be above-average lass
>End up on Babestation
Funny world

Brit/pol/ user visits the wider board (2017, illustrated.)

Still can't believe I posted the new thread as a reply to the old one :(

Here's the comfy pic nevertheless

but don't you know

HAPPENING 2ND KOREAN WAR IMMINENT!

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Wales status = superior

Maybe you could white knight and save her

shut up shareblue shill. MAGA AWOO KEK 5D KERPLUNK YOU ESS AY YOU ESS AY

This is Preuße

You can make the next one if you like, just remind me not to make one at 280~ posts.

Only made this thread because the previous one was at 310+ posts and I wasn't sure if anyone was going to make one.

؜Alright rimmer

Looking forward to that one, Norks will all be shot, either by the enemy or by their own for retreating.
youtu.be/GPKH4GHiihg

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Grey.

؜؜>newfags

>Implying the rest of the UK isn't grey.

Right lads. It's night time so we can discuss this.

My ex married an American about six months back. It's fucking killing me on so many levels.

>brit/pol elects a foreigner as fav triplord
reflects the wider country tbqh

Exactly this, tbqhwy. I fucking hate Yanks.

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north korea are the good guys

Looks pretty comfy tbqh, would live

>scenery posting
>without scotland
pick one

Is he black?

Here lad, there's also a webm somewhere on the archives, I taught the anonymongs how to do it so it's only fair that I teach you too.

>1. make sure you copy all of it like it shows in the webm
>2. paste it into notepad++, sublime, microsoft wordpad or whatever program you have, pretty sure the symbol doesn't work with the basic notepad
>3. copy and paste the symbol into the response box
>4. delete the 2 arrows that show up, don't press backspace more than twice since then it probably won't work
>5. click on whoever you wanted to respond to

The webm is somewhere in this thread.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/120537731/#q120545136

Rimmer is a foreigner?

I think this will finally prove it to you.

When did you break up?

I don't know this normiefeel. Why do you care?

No. Some rich cunt from texas.

Was a rigged election

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>"HEARD YOU DUDES WERE PRETTY KEKED IN THAT EUROPE, THERE, HUH? HEARD YOU DON'T HAVE FREEDOM LIKE US AMERICANS DO. SORRY I KEKED YOUR GIRL THERE BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND DRINK SOME TEA OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU BRITISH DO."

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39553391
I'm getting real tired of her shit tbqhwy

Far too long to do, thanks anyways

؜Only takes a couple of seconds.

About five years ago. Except I've not been able to look at another woman since. We kept in touch which I'll admit was a horrific mistake.

Because it turned me into an autist on a bunch of anti depression meds.

>real
No. You're getting "really" tired of this. Have some respect for this language, Englishman.

Portmeirion's quite comfy.

>About five years ago.

Oh for fuck's sake lad, that's ridiculous

I mean, I'm a virgin who's never been in a relationship so what the fuck do I know but half a fucking decade ago?

Go to a therapist

Will try it tomorrow lad, bit tired now. You work out today?

I feel your pain.

My ex cheated on me with a dude at a nightclub then got engaged to the cunt a year later.

There is no escaping these feels my friend.

This will explain. Mountains = rain. Saturated rain clouds piss down on Wales and also on the other side, Manchester, for example.
Therefore, Grey, and littered with slate being also grey, makes wales the bleakest greyest place of all

Yeah, well yesterday since I woke up about 25 minutes ago.

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DL you don't actually like Kim Jong Il and Gaddafi do you?

I know it is. We were engaged. I was going to be a normie.

Oddly it was quite similar here too. I tried to top meself over it. Only just stopped drinking about a month ago and now I'm starting to process all this stuff.

Britpol is always a comforting sanctuary away from the foreign plebs

discord.gg/58jMw2U

join the brit/pol/ discord

>I woke up about 25 minutes ago

I realised how I fucked my shoulder up doing the bench. My grip was too narrow, now I do a wide grip I can bench without my shoulder being in pain and crunching

Gaddafi was fucking based, laddo. Pic related, African human developement index in 2010.

WE MUST PROTECT OUR GENERAL FROM THE FOREIGN HORDE

What would make it even comfier is some colour

It's like copy+paste on repeat

>Gaddafi was fucking based

youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8

youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8

youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8

Half and Half.
They've got some based quotes and make for interesting figures.
It helps that I've got absolutely no interest in South Korea whatsoever and a healthy amount of scepticism about anything involving us and the Yanks.
(With hindsight, I'd almost tenuously suggest we should've said bugger it to the Korean war and let America go it alone, pulling out and trying to establish a third-power bloc with France, but that's early morning alternate history wank.)

I mean, I wouldn't want to live under them, if that's what you mean. But as something to observe externally, happening to someone else's country, sure.
(I truthfully always felt a bit sorry for Gadaffi, getting involved in a civil war felt a bit beyond our mandate. "Being a cunt" is only a valid reason to overthrow a leader if (s)he's a Saudi or a Tory...)

When will people realise Secular Pan Arab Nationalism is the only way that region can progress? So sad to see them go in cycles of Islamists, US puppets and US puppet Islamists.

Poles OUT
Pakis IN


tbqhlads

Was he based when he bombed Scotland or supported the IRA with arms? Kys you fucking traitor

Just trying to tell another user that Wales is particularly grey and rainy, and that a bit of colour might brighten the place up. The IQ in Wales might actually go up a little as an added bonus.

John Smith was NazBol

The welsh won't get smarted until they stop fucking sheep

>he believes the official lockerbie narrative

>When will people realise Secular Pan Arab Nationalism is the only way that region can progress?
I think that's the point, the west don't want powerful arab nations they cant control

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>things are only black or white

>Was he based when he bombed Scotland
Yes

oh geez. this post, man.

Wankah

It will be the goat fuckers vs the sheep fuckers come closing time.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389490/Berlin-woman-34-plans-MARRY-brother-Anis-Amri.html

GERMANY YES

AHAHAHAAHAHA

According to a CIA analysis dated 22 December 1988, several groups were quick to claim responsibility in telephone calls in the United States and Europe:

A male caller claimed that a group called the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution had destroyed the plane in retaliation for Iran Air Flight 655 being shot down by U.S. forces in the Persian Gulf the previous July.
A caller claiming to represent the Islamic Jihad Organization told ABC News in New York that the group had planted the bomb to commemorate Christmas.
Another caller claimed responsibility for the "Ulster Defence League".
Another caller claimed the plane had been downed by Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service.[65][66]

Ulster Jews did lockerbie.

>youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8
Note assad laughing at 0:38

Still an attack on our nation, fuck Gaddafi, he was a real peice of shit

He was smart as fuck though I've read about his upbringing and how he essentially came from a tribe with nothing and managed to become an insanely wealthy dictator

Why did he do those things, you fucking watermelon seller? We fucking bombed his country to shit """""""""""""""legitimately""""""""""""""" so he bombed us, turnabout's fair play.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_United_States_bombing_of_Libya

wot game lad

That ain't Lockerbie, that's Iran Air 885 the precursor to Lockerbie.

Damn, what game?

Gosh, what game mate?

I haven't left my house in nine days and I am worried I'm slipping back into my NEET life, which I don't want to happen.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/11/frontline-brexit-culture-wars-ask-comedian-al-murray

The King Cuck who tried to fuck Are Nige's chances in South Thanet weights in on the crisis in his profession post-Brexit. Article is littered with reasons why he's still the good guy, and why attacking Leave voters is still "punching up".

Desperate stuff.

I used to like Al Murray, sad!

Literally just leave your house everyday. Come up with a reason.

Anyone got the chart showing housing prices skyrocketing whilst housing supply is on par with population?

Lockerbie - Ella Ramsden was left with nothing but her dog when Pan Am flight 103 obliterated her house and left 60 corpses strewn across her back garden.
>This reminds me of home
t.Fred West

DL, do you believe in the horeshoe theory?

Britpol for the Brits. Stop using up British posts

Same here but I'm still drinking.

I imagine it gets better - or I hope it does. Tend to think about it at least once a day.

Thought I was going to have kids with her - she was my girlfriend since secondary school and I had been with her for seven years.

reeee.

>Still an attack on our nation
Not really, the main target seems to have been America - just coincidence that it happened to explode over Britain instead of the ocean.
(I mean you'd think if you were going to try and make a burning plane fall on something, you'd go a little bigger than Lockerbie.)

Fleet Command

Surprisingly difficult, it has a Falklands mission and the Argentinians offer pretty tough resistance. (I'm still sure they've got jets on the Island, which iirc they didn't in the real war.)
I didn't make the webm though, only really dicked around with NATO-country missions. iirc there's an Anglo-French war one. If any of you play it, make cool webms pls.

That's why I posted it. (The first claim in the list is saying it's retribution for The IranAir flight.)

No, but I don't believe in the left-right model either. I'm a "problem-solution" person. I don't particularly like refugees or mass immigration, but I believe in progress and humanitarianism in the developing world because ultimately that will make their birthrates stable like ours and make them bugger off back home.

Go for walks and/or pop to the shop to buy something

This post is PACKED with impotent rage!

That with modern graphics would be epic.

wassup mayn