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For Catholics, Coptics, Orthodox, and Protestants alike, we are all brothers and sisters in Christ.

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>Protestants
>Not Satan's dutiful minions

Orthobros are cool though

Whats with the Jerusalem Cross in the pit with the heretics? Also whats the Chi Rho on the left denomination?

>Whats with the Jerusalem Cross in the pit with the heretics?
It's a scene from Lord of the Rings. The Jerusalem Cross is in the place where the fort was being sieged, while the muslim and atheist symbols are in the places where the enemy was besieging them.

>Also whats the Chi Rho on the left denomination?
I just ran out of symbols

Fuck that. Protestants and Catholics will burn in hell.

Why do Orthodox hate the Catholics but the Catholics are okay with the Orthodox?

I want to start praying the rosary. Any advice?

Should I convert, user?

Christianity is frowned upon, here.

More important, will it get me a bigger chance of emigrating to the US?

Heathen.

This will literally never, ever happen because of morons like Heart is in the right place though

Like, you can try it. I guess. report your findings.
But if Satan swallows your soul. don't blame pol.

>Christianity is frowned upon, here.
In FRANCE?

>More important, will it get me a bigger chance of emigrating to the US?
No, unfortunately not.

Christianity is a cuck religion

Oh please, everyone knows that the Catholic church is a Satanic perversion of Christianity. I'm not even Christian and I know that.

Look at your fucking pope and try to tell me that the Catholic church isn't demonic. GO AHEAD AND TRY YOU FUCKING KEK.

>Says the literal pagan

Protestants will burn in hell like the dirty heretics they are.

Are Quadrinicals welcome? We worship Jesus too!

Yeah man, basically, you're a backward muslim-hating monster if you are christian

So sad really

Well, we're off to a bit of a rough start.

massive, steaming piles of hypocrisy.

Orthodox are the rebellious teenager that got mad and ran away from home. They need to admit they messed up and have to come home, and are always welcome. Jut stop doing blow and trying to be a musician in LA.

Catholics and our stupid black sheep cousins, the Orthodox, are the only true believes in Christ.

May one day the East and West join together like eras long ago.

I'm an Euchite Christian. I fuck my sister. Can I join the alliance?

Because catholics are heretics who are also okay with Islam (who, according to Catholic teaching, "worship the same God"). Catholics are only slightly confused though, so they can be redeemed. Protestants are just cancer.

Catholics aren't Christian

By the way, quick rundown on which church to convert to ? A neutral one please.

I started praying it everyday about a year an a half ago. A quick search on line will tell you (on any catholic site mind you) the format. The most important thing is do not forget to meditate about each mystery, (the Crowning of Thorns, the Annunciation, whatever 5 are said that day).

>May one day the East and West join together like eras long ago
Yeah, not happening. Too much irreconcilable differences between the two.

Stop worshipping women

>A neutral one please
What does this mean?

>Orthodox are the rebellious teenager that got mad and ran away from home.
Why can't Americans ever surprise me with how educated they are? God damn it... Orhodox Christians are quite literally orthodox. It was the Catholics who 'ran away' by proclaiming one of the five patriarchs to be above the rest, namely that Rome should rule the others. That patriarch became the pope and his domain became Catholic. The Orthodox Christians are closer to the original church than the Catholics.

Both are unbiblical and from the devil

Protestant till death, but I'd be honoured to fight shoulder to shoulder with my Christian brothers.

Catholic, frenchie, its your heritage anyway for goodness sake!

different sects of Christianity may hate each other, but we must unite, at least temporarily, to kill off the coming Islamic horde

Catholics aren't Christian

Catholics had been infiltrated by the children of Minerva.

Also, Child Fuckers

Just a quick summary on the main churches. With no bullshit about who is right and wrong.

Everyone knows the mormons are wrong

Nah, Pope Francis just needs to, kind of not be alive anymore, get a good pope in there and then lets see what happens.

Catholics aren't Christian

Nice one Jewish LARPers.

As an atheist I'm not standing with Muslim shits at all.

>good pope
That's an oxymoron

>Catholics
You mean pagans?

Do Catholics consider the non canon gospels (Judas, Mary Magdalene ect) as truth?

Why would you make this thread, OP? Anyone with any sense knows that it would turn into shitflinging

The existence of a pope IS the problem user, you're not gonna get the Orthodox to accept his authority.

>Christianity is based on ABSOLUTE TRUTH LOL
>Different denominations have minor differences in what said Absolute Truth is
>Only one is right and every single other is damned to infinite torment regardless of any worldly cooperation
What I want to know is what group of people could possibly devise a system so effective at driving Europeans into mutual conflict?

I already regret making it. Somehow the libertarians and the fascists get along better than we do.

What do you think non canon means?

great crusade when?

Sounds like you've been listening to the Pope. Dont let him be our end all be all, many of us are waiting for him to be replaced. God bless.

Doesn't matter who the Pope is because the doctrine is cucked. Francis is actually 1000% Catholic and perfectly compliant with Catholic doctrine.

>Brown people
>brothers
YOU FUCKING KEK

>frowned upon
Where do you live user? I'm in Fontainebleau, a pretty small town and yet we have 3 churches.

h o w l o n g

Toulouse

>Sad

Why the motherfuck do atheists/agnostics always feel the need to input their fucking "europhic/enlightened" bullshit in every Christian thread.

>implying anything except orthodoxy is considered Christianity...

Catholics are idolaters and basically treat the faith as some hocus pocus heathen-like magic.
I don't even consider them Christian at this point.
P.S. The Pope is a shameful joke

Get out, jew

Yeah let's unite with all the based brown people which form the vast majority of Christians!!!

It's not religion, it's race.

They aren't even human really.

No, I just understand the Catholic magisterium and the actual doctrine of your church. Pope Francis is a perfect Catholic. It's the religion that is cucked, not just him.

>Catholics are idolaters and basically treat the faith as some hocus pocus heathen-like magic.
It's literally the opposite though. You are thinking of protestants.

>ecclesiastical hierarchy
>when church denies Filioque

theology trumps all, brother.

Is it hypocritical for the churches to pray for the poor then go back to their houses of gold and priceless art e.g.The Vatican and other Orthodox cathedrals?

Sorry for you mate.
But we're growing stronger and stronger here. Thinking about converting aswell.

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as an orthodox, thats is the biggest bullshit ive read. No one hates catholics, at least where I'm from.

>iconoclasm

Have a good easter

hopefully its all our last
ps. Baptist is best

Catholique or Protestant? Orthodoxe?

I've started reading the new testament every night. Even if you are a fedora, it's still and interesting read.

All you stupid fuckers believing in a magic man in the sky makes me laugh. Why the fuck is this garbage on Sup Forums?

Christianity is just one solution to the nihilism that comes with intelligence. It evolved quite organically, just as Judaism did, so obviously it is not going to be perfect. For many it is nice to think of it as the absolute truth, since that gives assurance, seucurity and it strengthens the faith. But unfortunately it is fundamentally flawed just as all humans are. What Christianity and most religions really are is a set of rules, laws, norms and morals that try to give us the best chance to stay alive, advance and reproduce. Preferably being as happy as possible in the process.

I just wish I could believe in it. Or anything else really.

Why do we need to keep the icons? Didn't God say have no idols?

Well you're the first one ITT to talk about a magic man in the sky

Believe in these digits.

But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice.
Exodus 34:13-15

Orthodox. You?

>make a beautiful icon as an artistic expression of faith and give it to my church
>FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT, THIS IS IDOLATREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>solution to nihilism

You mean

>philosophical suicide.

>Judaising

christcucks, please, you guys need to get with the times

Europeans are the lost tribes of Israel. The word "jew" wasnt even invented before the 14th century. What we know today as jews are khazaars.

We don't hate the Catholics. Catholics just radically underestimate how different our faiths have become and we find that annoying.

>no jew star over orthanc

We all know the real evil here.

If only we were as benevolent and intelligent as you my good sir
*le tips fedora*

>make a graven image and worship it
>MUH ART
>encouraging sin

Don't know yet. I need to know the fundamental differences and approaches before I delve deeper.

So what's wrong with having a big Buddha statue then? He isn't a God, you don't worship him, so it's alright?

>magic man in the sky
It's so much more than that. It's a way to happiness for many. And a way to survive for our societies. Without faith I suspect we'll all end up looking like Sweden.

> makes me laugh
Arrogance is not that healthy. Illusionary superiority even less so.

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An image of Buddha doesn't held you contemplate Christian ideas

Er....Buddha wasn't a hero of the Christian faith.

Yes. Don't

"But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking." Matt 6:7

Alright, if you can you should go talk with your local church, they're very friendly and will explain to you a lot.

>2017
>Being christian
HA!

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>Not knowing God transcends any form of empirical knowledge we could gain in any way but revelation from Him