Happy Cosmonautics Day, murricucks!

Happy Cosmonautics Day, murricucks!
Yearly anniversary reminder that WE WUZ CZARS AND WON SPACE RACE thread started!

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bumping this thread with Polish astronaut
thanks Russia!

Even soviet Poland can into space!

Thanks for warming space up for us Russia!

It belongs to us now.

BUMP!

>belongs
and yet, 1 USA citizen and 2 russians just came back from space
1:2
landed in Kazakhstan, not some Oklahoma or whatever

Russia is steal beating you at space race

>It belongs to us now

Russia, why won't you build space elevator?
It will bring you eternal glory

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build launch loop

IDK, maybe because we are poorfags and able to launch space rockets only with ye old cheap soviet engines?

BUMP!

>we are poorfags
>implying you dont have shitton of resources
not falling for this one. You just use money for war, not space fun, which is actually totally understandable because NATO warmongers would rip you a new one if you weren't

>implying that there is any successful country with space program and economics based only on resource trade.

The difference: the United States didn't have to starve its citizens in order to send people to space! Then we went to the moon, all without starving anyone or sending people to gulags! Unlucky, Russkies!

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Dude, pls do at least some homework before shitposting here, you acting like you know something about history of USSR, but you fucked up with time periods.

>he fell for the "soviet citizens were all starving like somalians" meme

This kills the Russian cosmonaut

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>«Having flown around the Earth in a satellite ship, I saw how beautiful our planet is. People, we must keep and increase this beauty, not destroy it»

>tfw all the vodka in the world couldn't get you to land anywhere other than venus
>meanwhile there are americans RIGHT now communicating with a probe that is moving beyond the solar system

In 1961 Russia looked like this

But hey at least they were the first in space

The Chinese have reverse engineered your shit by using spies and by paying Ukraine, and are about to leave you in the dust.

It's going to be the US and China leading the way in the future while Russia rusts away.

Looks comfy desu
In big north american cities nowadays you can't even see a patch of land, all soulless cement

>dat damage control

This whole thread is damage control for this

Imagine what you could do if Putin and his cronies weren't stealing all those billions.

Sorry burger, USRR did won the space race, deal with it.

>TFW you are tsundere as fuck for slavshit

P-p-please, Russia-chan, your rocket... It's so big....

>all those oishii billions
In matters of giant country with shitton of resources and 150mil of niggers who can produce only empty vodka bottles this is literally nothing.

What's the USRR?

Sorry, I typed in Portuguese.

US rape ratio?

Brazilian education

Can you speak other language or do anything better than work at a walmart?

where is your automated comet landing robot ? oh ? I see... so we will be the only one to mine asteroids then...

k bye

COMET LANDING MASTER RACE

Yeah, we raped you guys by a ratio of 6 manned lunar landings to zero.

DOGE!

Do you mean ACHMET DICK LANDING?

>automated comet landing robot

NASA's JPL contributed to that mission.

DOGE!

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Even when it failed, i was fuckin impressed to see how far the combined think tank can take us.

Just imagine where we would be if we really trying investing in space exploration...all that thorium sitting duck.

Thanks ruskies

DOGE!

Yuri was a Orthodox Christian and even had his daughter baptized before the mission.

I speak Japanese, Spanish and English user.

My preference though is speaking kot!

ROMANIAN DOGE!

Now that is impressive user. Desu.

DOGE!

He's right though, money allocated for space exploration is stolen on a ragular basis. I still remember a strike at Vostochny Cosmodrome. Embezzlement of the funds and mismanagement are a commonplace routine in this area. Sorry, RT: rt.com/politics/367239-investigators-launch-criminal-case-into/

Scratch the word routine out

Alb*nian doge!

The rancor of some prestige shots aside, yes, Russia kicked our ass in the space race. It was no contest. They are now the masters of low Earth orbit operations where the benefits of astronautics have been proven.

You gotta admit though, JPL and deep space exploration by the US have brought the world stunning inspiration for imagination and contemplation.

This isn't about you

This isn't about you

Elon Musk should better do something, soon. Stagnation in deep space research is pathetic.

DOGE!

F

> in 100 years the Earth white federation will deport niggers of all kinds outside of solar system
One can dream

sure you did

but ruskies invented literally all the technology took us to the moon

>manned space rocket
>space capsule
>life support
>space suit

they even got their probes on the moon and mars before we did

they even built the first space stations

>muh moon

americunts are disgusting

you fucks in the usa are so fucking retarded...

ROSCOSMOS >>>>>>>>>>>> shitty-hoax nasa

cia shill detected...

>old cheap soviet engines
still americunts suck our Russian cocks in order to buy such superior engines

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>our Russian cocks
>finnish poster
Chink chong ping-pong?

it's difficult to see another country from a fucking tv studio, stupid americunt

pfffffffffffffffffffffffff.... you assholes are a piece of fucking work

Perception is reality. We don't all see the same thing.

Isnt moon actually a piece of earth? So americans left earth just to land on earth?

Would have been more impressed if you wuz tsars and cosmonauts at the same time desu.

Good one,

yeah, and the perception of all yanks is that you're some sort of superior shit, while the whole planet knows you're full of shit, your fucking country is hideous

It would appear there is a growing mountain of evidence that all space programs are fake/hoax. Why? Money$$$ Control of the "Global" narrative. Controlled Opposition. Even the enemies of the state are slowly being fleshed out as false flags or crisis drills turned active. Again...$$$

>read a comic about Laika
>that was when I learned for the first time that Laika died

FUCKING RUSSIANS, YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THAT PUPPER SAFER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It's a shard of Theia that was fashioned into a celestial anchor.

>half a century ago people could land on moon
>now waste tax payers money on niggers and mexicans and muh womyn rights
what went wrong

Liberals got in power...Hippies, man. All they do is smoke weed and fuck everything up.

soviet patriots shuld commit suicide desu, all antiamericans too.
imsry for op's altitude, he could act as cilvilised russian but he chose to shitpost like soviet ape
happy space day westerners

Hippy girls are the best user!

We decided feels were more important than scientific progress.

Also, it became less about a competition towards progress and more about milking people.

ITT tremendous jealousy from Vlad because soon Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk will have control of space. Sorry Vlad, stick to drinking Vodka, at least you are good at that.

>tfw looking forward to the first 500 000 russian landings on the Sun

When do you plan on going to the moon?

When are you going to Mars?

>cucks

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How does it feel not having an ability to launch astronauts into space without coming to Russia with your tail between your legs?

lol what? you dont even have satellite radar. LOL

who's "we"?!
are you taking credit for a super over qualified, very much diverse, nasa team from 50+ years ago?
(you) didn't do shit
and even if they've been to the moon, the landing was definitely filmed in a hollywood studio. Film footage would've burned up in the atmosphere upon reentry, due to radiation. There is an ongoing debate. Also how the fuck would they leave? Even with the moon's lack of atmosphere and 1/3 of earth's gravity, they're going to need some serious propulsion power to get back into space, which means, launch pads and all that shit.
and even if the Apollo missions succeeded like (((they))) claim they have, I've no reason to be proud just because some stranger, with the same flag on his passport as mine, set foot on a neighboring to earth rock.

Only a temporary situation Vlad.
newsweek.com/kremlin-competition-elon-musk-space-spacex-rocket-577279

ANNUAL REMINDER THAT AMERICA WAS FIRST TO PLANT OUR FLAG ON THE MOON

THE ENTIRE MOON BELONGS TO US AND SO WILL MARS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. GET FUCKED RUSSIA.


U S A

U S A

U S A

WE WUZ SCIENCE'n'SHIET!!!
So we gona continue fucking you in the mean time, ok.
And yeah, Musk is African-Canadian, that's who's gona rule american space program - A FUCKING NIGGER-LEAF.

Then go and use it, otherwise chinks will.

WE WILL BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON BEFORE WE LET ANYONE ELSE USE IT, WE HAVE ENOUGH ROCKETS AND NUCLEAR WARHEADS TO DO IT

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BASED RUSSIA. FUCK USA.

That would be problematic :) Especially when huge radioactive bricks will start falling down here.