It only took us 200 years to turn Australia from an inhospitable desert prison to the best place on Earth.
What's your excuse rest of the world?
Only 200
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You live on >10% of your continent because it's still an inhospitable desert prison. The only reason you exist is because we declared independence in 1776 and the English stop sending its white slaves here.
You don't even have guns
Australia is an excellent example of how white Europeans are simply better at creating prosperous, stable societies. Australia is not like the US because in Australia every species of wildlife wants to murder you, and so much of the land is inhospitable. Somehow they did it. Prisoners and exiles. Sent to die. Africa should feel ashamed.
This guy's right.
Australia contains one of the worlds largest wastelands, most of our country is a literal barren shithole where nothing can live and nobody would notice or care if you dropped a fucking nuke on it.
Fuck the central parts of our country, who gives a shit about Alice Springs anyway?
>American education
I have 3 guns, a 30.30 a .22 and a slug shotgun
.22 for target shooting 30.30 and slug shotgun for hunting boar
Despite this we are still the best nation on Earth
wew lad is the rest of the Earth even trying
We did it in125yrs.
What took u so long?
This year when you get your tax return, when Mr. Schnozbenberg accountant deducts the Medicare Levy even though your taxes already paid for Medicare, and then they deduct the budget Repair levy, even though your taxes should have already been used to repair the budget at least partially from where it stood from the year before, you make sure to remember you wrote this.
When one of your friends in a major city gets stabbed by some Somalian teenager, and the kid gets let off on probation, then 6 months later you see him on the front page of the Herald Sun for raping a classmate and then going on a home burglary spree, remember you said that.
This fucking country sucks ass.
I've had to move to the most Jewish area in my city because its the LAST clean, nigger and Muslim free area left in Melbourne.
It's an isolated landmass with no territorial rivals and plenty of resources. It's hard to fuck up our economy but Menachem Turncoat manages it.
The only thing both sides agree on is that Australia should become an LGBT safe zone that indroctinates kids into become trannies and marrying a fag
Move to rural WA bra, true Australian lifestyle
That sounds like the least patrician thing anybody could do tho
Patricia's a slut
>turn Australia from an inhospitable desert prison to the best place on Earth.
you mean 2 miles of coast on the east and west? Pretty sure the other 98% of your island is still inhospitable desert prison.
I'm in the Libs. I've never seen such animosity towards not just a leader but the entire federal party at a grassroots level. I'm starting to believe the party may be absolutely fucked come next election. He rode in on a wave of popularity may be remembered as the worst PM ever.
I lived down the road from a shooting range and a couple suburbs over was a gun store you fucking gook
>australia is the best place on earth
lol
I'm honestly considering voting labour. I hate all their policies and I don't agree with them on anything but I just can't stand that ugly jew's face anymore. I want tony Abbott back.
it took us 149 years to ruin the second largest landmass on earth.
F U C K O F F W E R E F U L L
south west WA is the nicest part of aus
I'm not going to lie. I'm jelly af.
you don't have room for one more soul?
You mean
"What's your excuse Africa?"
United states is the most well preserved civilized land on earth. tf u talkin bout m8. There's more trees than ever in the US.
when you live on a giant great lake and also 5 minute drive from the beach.
>American education
Look the flag
then google largest landmass you'll be surprised to know china's got a bigger cock then you.
I honestly wouldn't mind seeing the fucker burn. There's a growing nationalist, ala-Trump style movement growing inside. ON in a lot of ways but articulate.
Australia is the most cucked country in the world
In Australia’s case, that proportion is 28 per cent: almost seven million out of 24 million Australians were born overseas. Add in Aussies born here but who had one parent born overseas and that proportion tops 40 per cent.
The only nation with a higher proportion is Saudi Arabia, where 10 million residents out of 32 million, or 32 per cent, were born abroad. But Saudi Arabia’s foreign-born residents are guest workers who do not have the same sovereign rights as migrants.
Australia’s migrant proportion stands clear of peer nations: in Canada, it is 22 per cent; in Kazakhstan, 20 per cent; in Germany, 15 per cent; in the US, 14 per cent; in Britain, 13 per cent.
Only 20 years
It's going to take only 20 years to make Australia from a Nation of literal spawn of scums to an civilized Asian country.
What's your excuse rest of the world?