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Defend yourselves you disgusting redpilled JonTron fappers.

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>cracked

kys

Americans aren't white. They are mongrel subhumans.

archive you faggot

archive.is/GFQHa

>clicking that

>i used to love cracked.com
Did the website change to a liberal infested cesspool or did I grow up?

>cracked.com

I ain't even clicking that. Kys baiting faggot

To think I used to read Cracked every day. It's such garbage now I almost can't believe it.

When they ran out of interesting topics to research, they decided to just blog about their opinions.

؜
you're slightly less stupid now

It used to good fun made by funny talented people. I still remember the article on suicide all these years later. I also remember the article on The Onion about Marilyn Manson going "door to door" in order to shock people. Such happy nostalgia.

>David Wong
I hate cracked and I disagree with Wong most of the time, but I've always respected his opinion because he's actually a good writer, not some freelancer making $100 an article about whatever will get the most pageviews.

Why are they linking those racist statistics though?

wow cracked is still a thing? is collegehumor still a thing?

>7 reasons
1. Human Nature
2. Human Nature
3. Human Nature
4. Human Nature
5. Human Nature
6. Human Nature
7. Human Nature

He doesn't even argue against the statistics he provides haha. His argument is, "ignore the statistics goy"

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The article is very true and I've yet to see someone try to argue against it

The only funny thing ever on Cracked was

"5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy"

Nonetheless, it's a fucking shithole.

thats what they always do

David Wong is a colossal faggot

silly burger, at least the article the author linked before posting your stupid comments

cracked.com/blog/so-you-have-some-controversial-opinions-about-race/

This. That article was worse than just not writing it. He gives the arguments supporting it but then just says "talk to them" without giving any way of refuting it.

>"ideas cant be contained"
SHUT IT DOWN

You don't remember the Grabblers, user?

They had fun articles back in the day. I especially enjoyed Seanbaby; it was just stupid jokes with bits of trivia peppered around. Now of course any semblance of the site's former self is gone.

post an archive if you want it read

>writes an article about all of the seductive arguments of the Right
>lists several of these arguments
>then utterly fails to refute said arguments

Did he accidentally the redpill?

is... is that after image real?

Article seemed to me to basically be 'You need to tell people why racism is wrong! Even though a lot of it is correct.' Not really very helpful to someone trying to fight the concept.

>Attitudes have definitely gotten better since the Bad Old Days, but still only 14 percent of whites support the "Black Lives Matter" movement
Yeah you and your highway-blockers can fuck off, Wong

I can only assume they articles themselves all are, but probably clipped and arranged to show the overall sort of content they have now. I don't know for sure though, that might have been an honest-to-god page from cracked, unaltered, I just don't know these days.

this could be used as a quick rundown next time someone asks for stats about the crime rate etc

>#6. For The First Time In Human History, It Is Not Possible To Quarantine An Idea
it never has been, communism is still alive
wait were't liberals the ones shouting "you can't kill an idea" from rooftops too long ago?

...

>That's only skimming the surface, but the easy, broad rebuttal to any race realist talking point is that no matter how they cherry-pick their statistics, the end result of this new multicultural world is that standard of living has skyrocketed along with integration, and both war and violent crime have been falling for centuries. Those carefully selected Red Pill statistics are intended to answer the question "Why is society falling apart?" but the premise itself is laughably wrong. Humans are on average living longer, healthier, safer, cleaner, better-educated lives than at any point in our more segregated past.

Importing third-worlders is apparently whats given the western world its high living standards. His only attempt at rebuttal to racism is a big 'correlation/causation' fallacy.

I haven't read a Cracked since 2008 when Wong wrote an article boasting that America elected the """smart""" candidate. It wasn't even that bad then, it's a cesspit now.

Reminder David Wong is a fake name chosen to sound more ethnic

>cucked.com
>Here's 10 reasons why the original E.T. was Nazi propaganda.
>10. Elliott wasn't a black trans in a wheelchair.
>9. E.T. Didn't remain the number 1 box office hit for very long. Clearly because of hatred towards the Jews.
>8. The majority of Americans are white. And white is bad. Yes, I'm aware that I'm also white, but by virtue signalling how bad whiteness is those scary minorities who are the same as everyone else won't turn all violent and murder me. Not that I'm saying they are more likely to.
>7. It came out in the same decade as Bladerunner. And Harrison Ford is white.
>Here is a page full of shitty advertisements from our sponsors.

>7-reasons-were-quietly-letting-racists-win/

More like 7 distinct pages of ads...

amirite?

No, seriously, am I right?

I ain't clickin that shit.

Skimmed the comment section, at least its actually quite sane there

wow thought police for good boys is literally in the first sentence. we have to show people that it's okay to be bad. greatest enemy? single mothers and ejewcation

>Can you debunk those numbers up there without Googling them?

nigga you couldnt debunk those numbers WIF google

>The people who call themselves "race realists" can whip out volumes upon volumes of this stuff on command, complete with colorful graphs. As we recently mentioned, they often refer to such info dumps as "the Red Pill" that will wake any reader up to the reality that minorities are the proverbial murderous robots swarming around white people's coma pods. Thousands of teenagers are reading material like this at this very moment, or listening to it on YouTube, all of it packaged as "The truth THEY don't want you to know!"

>Here's my question:

>Can you debunk those numbers up there without Googling them?

I mean, if a "racist" starts pointing out that

>"Only 5 percent of black people say they "often" experience discrimination, and 30 percent say they "never" experience discrimination. Among whites, those numbers are almost identical. In fact, 43 percent of blacks say that the reason they struggle is "lack of motivation to work hard" (only 30 percent of whites will say this about black people)

from self-reports, from black people, surveyed in decent sample sizes, your response as a "sane" human being should be nu-uh, facts are irrelevant if you can't prove them using what is within line of sight?

David Wong broke hard to turn globalist cuck, and now he's even incapable of making sense.

He was literally one of their best converts, and now he's an impotent mess.

rly makes u think

That was The Onion.

Shit you're right. They got bought-out too, didn't they?

>This is why their most important cultural voices came to the defense of JonTron and PewDiePie after their respective racism controversies. Racism is bad, they say, but censorship is worse

Yeah, it was a controversy because of censorship, not because calling anything they did remotely racist makes you look like a rabid lunatic.

I'm starting to feel gut-level revulsion while reading this, and unlike lil' Davey, mine isn't like "an ancient defeated monster bursting up from its tomb". I comprehend precisely why this fascist little prick is so repulsive.

Is that why homogeneous Europe's (up until recently) quality of life was increasing faster than that of nigger filled America?
Also I guess Japan is completely unlivable since they're like 95% Japanese and 99% Asian.

Yup, and they instantly started shilling for Clinton.

Standards of living rose in spite of the shitskin flood, not because of it.

>Those carefully selected Red Pill statistics are intended to answer the question "Why is society falling apart?" but the premise itself is laughably wrong

Does anybody think niggers nigging is why society is falling apart?

Are leftists even capable of considering massive international banks using corrupt politicians to mass-import third worlders against the democratic will of the people as a bad idea?

>6. For The First Time In Human History, It Is Not Possible To Quarantine An Idea
Oh no people are now allowed to freely share ideas, the horror.

It's because you want to literally kill him for his lack of humanity and critical thinking because you actually feel he is harming yours and mine world. At least, that's what I feel.

Who the actual Asian faggot writer who wrote that he constantly had to "mindkill" himself in order to be an SJW?

I wanna say Adrien Chen.

still waiting for a soul brave enough to archive this , I don't want to give them my eyeballs. And to think I used to read their stupid magazine when I was a kid

RIP parody magazines-turned-websites. Just checked out MAD for the first time in a long while and it's 100% anti-Trump articles.
I used to love Cracked and Mad magazines when I was a lad, they were my favorite part of going grocery shopping because I could always sneak one into our cart.

7 A Generation Is Getting "Redpilled" As We Speak

6 For The First Time In Human History, It Is Not Possible To Quarantine An Idea

5 Racism Is The New Porn

4 Their Information Is Wrong, But Incredibly Seductive

3 Calling It Forbidden Only Makes Kids Gravitate Toward It

2 We Have To Have Faith In Knowledge

1 The Message We've Sent Is "Everyone Thinks This, We Just Don't Say It Out Loud"

You're welcome

Do you get many 3rd worlders on your little island?

noice digits

That refutation is shit anyways. Worldwide standard of living has gone up because we're dragging third worlders up. But they're also pulling US down. So yeah the average is going up. But for me specifically it's gotten shittier.

Bingo.
Pre-Brexit, we were scheduled for 15,000 refugees to an island of 75,000~.

NOT ANYMORE

They have some occasional good stuff.

cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

Arthur Chu

>we were scheduled for 15,000 refugees to an island of 75,000
An invasion that by all rights should've been met with armed resistance, had it occurred. Glad you guys are staying free.

'member Spies Vs. Sabs?

"She's got her father's temper!" (So you're saying personality traits are handed down by genes?)

"Japanese animation is so much more beautiful and emotional than Western. Likewise, BBC dramas are complex and nuanced in a way that Hollywood could never dream of." (So you're saying some cultures are set up to produce superior outcomes?)

"European colonialism has utterly destroyed Africa." (So you're saying that mass immigration from an incompatible culture can destroy a society?)

"Golden retrievers are the most gentle, loyal dogs you'll ever see!" (So you're saying that personality traits within a species are the result of breeding?)

The funny thing is you libfags are all still trying to frame the debate within all your doublethinking newspeak terms but still haven't figured out that we just don't care anymore. Call us whatever you want. Doesn't matter. White noise.

>For The First Time In Human History, It Is Not Possible To Quarantine An Idea

you know this makes you sound like a power hungry authoritarian when you think this is a bad thing, right?

Not really, but I have a hard copy of the complete Spy Vs Spy among my things.

I've browsed Sup Forums for years and that's the most Nazi thing I've read by a wide margin

it was a Cracked ripoff of that, but not really. It was this two-page layout of a really busy scene with Spies (dressed like little detectives) and Sabs (dressed like typical baddies with striped shirts and masks) having this huge, complex Where's Waldo style war. It was great for my autistic mind.

Sounds kinda crazy all written out like that

Cracked has become a liberal shit hole

> years ago I went there every day

> now they think they are BuzzFeed and love to let everyone know what great people they are and how caring they are and how evil Republicans are

> fuck cracked

>huge, complex Where's Waldo style war.
Explicitly relevant to my interests too, spent hours staring at that kind of shit as a kid. Image search isn't bringing much up though, got any examples?

youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ

>3 Calling It Forbidden Only Makes Kids Gravitate Toward It

>CAN YOU DEBUNK THOSE NUMBERS WITHOUT GOOGLING THEM?!!!?!!!?!?!??!!

really makes you think

no, I can't find shit either. I think we've hit upon something the web doesn't remember. I have physical somewhere, I should make scans.

>inb4 Mandela effect
If you can find your copies, definitely scan 'em in, for all we know nobody else has bothered to do it yet.

>shocked cracked is still around, i used to live there a decade ago, havent been back in a long time

I vaguely remember something like this. I hope it's not from another timeline

Yes and no. It's a composite of articles that express the site's political views. The home page never had all those articles at the same time, but they are all real articles on the site.

>Did he accidentally the redpill?
Oh, he knows, which is why he didn't refute any argument. The only thing is that he used some random blog for the sources, But even the comments are negative towards his article, especially towards the muslim apologist

found it, page 2 next

page 2, hopefully ya'll still here

Look at today's other articles. One of them is that tomatoes aren't good today because of racism. Could just be a day they dropped plenty of feminist articles.

It's like a perfect model for how badly globalism failed to subvert actual culture.

the magazine was way more redpilled

also meant for

>Linking cracked
Fuck off kike.

If you still have cracked liked on Facebook you are part of the cancer and no better than they are.

>If you still have Facebook you are part of the cancer

ftfy

>implying that there is anything wrong with racism.
Top kek

you now realize that people were more redpilled in the nineties, we suck now

> tfw cracked used to be good

What in the hell happened????

...

All the good writers went on to better things.

>cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-were-quietly-letting-racists-win/
>They bring to mind the sound of screaming minorities dragged from homes and the smell of humans in furnaces.
>and the smell of humans in furnaces.

Good read OP I could actually picture Schlomo sitting behind his keyboard typing this out ala youtube.com/watch?v=7NW0W_68E3E

fuck off you cunt
archive.is/88ko5

They got bought out, and then all their good writers either left or were fired since they wanted to be Huffington Post. It's pretty sad, Cracked was one of the few websites in high school that wasn't firewalled and got me through freshman year.

>3rd worlders are great! everyone is welcome here!
years later
>wow this city/area has gone to shit, i am moving out (white flight)

libs and conservatives a like do it here

we have cities that were 99% white 100 years ago and are now 85% non white

> 2008
> cracked.com, dumb lol sites
TOP 10 HOTTEST HISTORICAL FIGURES

> gaming websites, kotaku, neogaf, gamefaqs, ign
GAMERS WANT GAMEPLAY MORE THAN GRAPHICS
BEST GAMES COMING OUT THIS YEAR

> entertainment
CHECK OUT ANGELINA JOLIES TITS AS LARA CROFT, DAMN!

> internet culture
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE! SA IS FOR OVER 9000 FAGS, I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS DESU

> news
WHERE'S BIN LADEN? WE'RE GONNA GET THAT FUCKER

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> 2017
> cracked.com, dumb lol sites
UGH, RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH?

> gaming websites, kotaku, neogaf, gamefaqs, ign
WOW RACIST AND SEXISTS, GAMERS ARE DEAD, WHITE BOY VIRGINS, RESPECT INDIE FEMALE DEVELOPERS SHITLORD, GIVE YOUR MONEY TO WOMEN SEXIST

> entertainment
RACISTS, CLIMATE CHANGE, SEXISTS, YOU SHOULD BE SORRY, EVERYTHING IS TOO WHITE, YOU NEED MORE DIVERSITY, WHITEWASHING, ONLY CAST MINORITIES

> internet culture
*reddit voice* "This particular kind of toxic and problematic rhetoric is not permitted, and has overtones of rape culture and white supremacy."
"BAE IM SHOOK AF RN DESU SENPAI KEEP IT 100 "

> news
IN TODAYS TOP STORIES: INNOCENT UNARMED BLACK TEENAGER WHO DINDU NUFFIN SHOT BY RACIST POLICE OFFICER, and, WHY ITS DIFFICULT FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR OWN RACISM AND WHITE PRIVILEGE?

What the fuck happened? Is it ever going to be ok again?

>7 reason
>it just says "das racist" 7 different ways
And here I thought there was going to be an attempt.

Can't believe I wasted my time reading this article. It just assumes everyone is retarded and believes the first thing they read without fact checking.
Ironically they expect/hope people who read their articles do the same thing.

Kid's like these internet personalities because they're relatable. The kids observe that these personalities enjoy doing what they are doing and express what they really think.

>We hate racist! So believe what we say!
>I'm not leeching off of the relevance of successful people. I'm just so super duper against racism!!1!

Maybe the """(((racist)))""" win because they make their own original content that their viewers enjoy and not some half ass X reasons to hate yourself click bait bullshit that this guy wrote on the can while a person of color fucks his wife.

sage