Why don't you have an Irish wife Sup Forums?

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Because I have a Korean wife.

>tfw no Saorse Ronan ratfu

Celts have the most diverse genes i've ever seen. They have literally all the white skin tones, eye color, hair color, noses, etc.

Because id rather my wife be sober and not a terrorist.

but I have an Irish gf tho

> mixing with potato niggers

>that same sad potato look
>that same potato jawline

Yeah, na, I'll stick with my british q.t. wife rather then a potato nigger.

>why don't you have a cat?
>because I have a dog.

Oh ching chong, ching chong bing bong. You rike ping pong? Ding dong!

I have a Swedish one.

Tfw German/irish gf

Sorry, I'm into white girls

because irish women dont look like that in real life. Much like with british women they look fucking horrible, whereas the men look alright. Its basically the opposite of the balkans

OP is a kike

Because they are ugly bitches with more cocks than teeth

I'm not in ireland? There's what, maybe several hundred single irish woman, and most of them are old or has a career? I don't want to get married? I'm not into bestiality?

Because I'm not Irish.

Considering how many of my countrymen I know moved to Ireland for work and ended up marrying Irish women for visas, I'd say this is actually a probability.
Seriously, I know seven guys off the top of my head that moved to Ireland and settled there. Is it really so good there?

>For visas, jesus are women are such sellouts.

>British
>qt

Pick one.

I actually do have one. She cooks a mean potato kebab.

Already in a relationship that's going pretty smoothly. Irish gals are my go to, though, if anything should happen to the qt I'm currently dating.

10/10 my sides have reached the international space station and crashed it into the moon

I don't know why Anglos complain so much about not having traditional women nearby

If you are Murican' join the Mormons in Utah

If you are a Bong' go to an Ireland catholic church

Bam done.

I wish I had an Irish wife desu. I love the accent, their features, and red hair. But they're all in Ireland and flying is for faggots.

Set up a mail order deal like Russia and we'll talk.

>when you invade a country and you call the locals terrorists

Mormons are a heretical cult though.

Best of all though is
>Ireland is a hotbed for terrorists, not the UK and half of the rest of Western Europe

Im dating an Irish/Slavic qt

I will.

One day...

One day.

Cause Irish people kinda look weird and they're all dirty commies.

Irish women age terribly.

Because I'm a pathetic failure.

Because English wives are superior in every way

Visiting Ireland for the first time in October. Perhaps...

Rate my Irish Muslim wife. Alhamdulillah she converted and will bear me many strong Muslim sons Inshallah

true. im 16 and all the girls my age look amazing, like literally not a single one below 8/10 except for the 1 or 2 fatties around the place. same sorta goes for girls in their 20s. but by their mid 30s they become fucking hideous

Celts got viking'd. They got all the good white genes.

>tfw you will never fuck Luna Lovegood
>you will never have dirty blood kids with her
Why live?

i'd prefer a scottish wife

Because the Irish have lost the faith. Soon Ireland will sink into the sea just like St. Patrick said it would.

I do. Sorry I stole one of your women.

Fuck off OP

scottish women sound like guys and look like them too desu

Underaged and b& paddy laddy

Cuz I don't live in Ireland

I'll live

Because the potato famine ruined your national IQ.

>tfw no irish waifu

woops i totally mistyped that haha im 18 i swear hahaha please dont kick me out of the pub officers

>Why don't you have an Oirish wife

Fixed

I knew a thicker tall German girl who was into me, that came to america for some R&R, I didn't get to fuck the shit out of her because we didn't have any alone time, but if she came back, god help her.

I fucking do have an Irish wife fml. When I married her she looked like pic related. After 10 years of sitting on her fat fucking arse and spending my money, she looks like a ginger beach ball.

Don't do it, Irish birds are deceivers, they may look fit when they're young, but inside they are still gyppos and tattyniggers.

So, kind of like Mexican women then?

Cause chem trails left me sterile...

What the fuck is in the water in Belfast? Plutonium?

I have a Scottish wife. She's pretty swell.

> British soldiers were sent to die for this

Seriously, explain. I'm not editing these.

I was gonna say the one on the left is cute, but the face has such weird proportions

stop

my fiancee is Irish and will take my Scottish last name.

Honorary Aryans are more white than potato niggers.

Idk. The one on the right isn't so bad. The other one is a mess desu

because my great grandparents were shitty potato farmers and left

I consider the Irish to pretty much be the Mexicans of the British Isles. Thank christ for the Irish Sea. ..

>What I immediately thought of when I saw this thread and OP's pic
youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

Croatia doesn't need visas, it's part of the EU.

Meant for

Potato nigger btfo

i said stop

>Belfast
LMAO
>mfw you shoulda gone republican, brah

Holy shit

Lad you know how to trigger any Irishman?

British Isles.

I'm just too damn African

That camera must be broken or there's some real weirdly proportioned people in the bg. Whats the place called 'the nightclub of dr moreau'?

people in belfast are all scottish settlers

I want one but I probably shouldnt

>Be me, castizo
>Mother is 100% Irish, brunette hair, blue eyes, high IQ lawyer
>Comes from well respected local family of academics
>Father is Mestizo, half puerto Rican, quarter Slav, quarter Italian
>High IQ, comes from insanely rich New Jersey family that is fairly famous
>I look like a Med and have an IQ in the 90th percentile.
>tfw haven't gotten my 23andme back yet
>Know for a fact I'm at least 15% non-white

only sinn fein /r/ireland autists care about that. everyone else knows it's the real name

I have. An Irish American.

because I want white children

>Bogans
>White

Pick one

Cringe

Kike detected

>15% non-white
>100% less inbred than the crypto jew isles of Anglo scum

There is no need to be upset

Because I don't live in Ireland.

I'm embarrassed for you lad

Because i'm Italian American.

3,1,4,2

You mean New Zealand.

Why 15% Indio is basically unnoticeable. Most people wouldn't know unless I told them directly.If you think that is cringe is used to be an unironic commie. I honestly hold Jews in higher regard than anglos considering what you did to the South Africans

Eenie meenie miney moe
Mention the Irish
And the Kikes
Will show

that webm made me die inside

It's called the average Anglo gene pool. Brits are where the "whites marry their cousins" meme began.

The blonde in the bottom looks exactly like a girl I went to school with.
Who she?

Pontids are the best looking race of women.

WOOF

Please no more. Those are ugly as fuck

>Nightclub of dr Moreau

My stomach really hurts from laughing. Thank you.

>tfw no potato nigger qt3.14

Top left is pure qt.