Trump recounts informing President Xi of his bombing of Syria while enjoying 'the most beautiful piece of chocolate...

>Trump recounts informing President Xi of his bombing of Syria while enjoying 'the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake ever'.

what the fuck is his problem, Sup Forums?

salon.com/2017/04/12/donald-trump-recounts-eating-the-most-beautiful-piece-of-chocolate-cake-with-xi-jinping-while-launching-missiles-heading-to-iraq/

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Fuck off, chocolate cake is bretty gud

It is called neurolinguistic programming, straight out Dianetics / Scientology.

He "preps" your mind with a nice image (mmm chocolate cake) before fucking with it.

This is how the trumpcuck cult was built. Very similar to infowards operation.

Can confirm, I hate the Donald but chocolate cake is delicious.

>very little media coverage about China/NK because it makes him look strong
>say something silly about cake
>forces media to talk about his new relations with China

Liberals literally are retarded. He's probably laughing his ass off wondering how this trick can still work. It's the 20th time at least.

do the news sites just believe every user insider post they see?

>insider here. yea I saw them eating cake and laughing about shotting missiles

Display of dominance kind of thing
>What were you doing when the missiles finally launched?
>Casually eating cake

Most other presidents would be all about how they were watching feed or getting constant updates while they did their normal work. I would equate it to how vlad the impaler would eat his lunches and dinners while watching people get impaled, it's a psychological thing.

Its not an insider

that quote came directly from Trump himself in the interview. Trump mentioned the chocolate cake in those exact words

>triggers leftists because they think he's not taking the situation seriously
>triggers alt-rightists because they think the cake should be vanilla instead of chocolate

Is Trump, dare I say it, /ourpresident/?

>Can confirm
ugh

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Alpha as fuck

FUCK YEAH
CAKE

TRUMP 2020

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>yfw Xi Jinping bet Trump he wouldnt bomb Syria
>yfw Trump rebutted with betting Xi Jinping wouldnt invade Best Korea
>yfw world politics now makes sense

Is he the most pleb President in history?

Trump is probably deliberately shit-testing media now.

They'll crow over having material to cover today, they won't be laughing when he's pushed the overton window so far nobody listens when Salon staff are being round up into vans

Think this is a dictatorship joke? Do treason and political espionage charges sound like a joke?

>a fucking leaf

Don't you need to suck a moose's ass to get your hockey puck back?

#KeepBannon before it is too late

The cake is a lie!

Yeah I know. Not a good look. Btw on the campaign trail he said he wasn't going to throw state dinners for the Chinese instead he was going to take them to McDonalds then get back to the negotiating table. I took that as a campaign promise.

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but did he have an ice cold glass of milk with it?

The problem is yours. You appear to be as stupid as a common nigger. There's nothing that can be done: you're looking at a lifetime of "not understanding" and asking people to "please just explain this to me."
Maybe there's an idiots support group or something you can join, but other than that I'm at a loss as to what to tell you,

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>Be ching king
>visit that guy whose name I wont say in the USA
>thinking of make the world a bit more stable
>That one (((guy))) attacks Syria to show how he is big boss
>leave that shithole called USA before the termin

fuck that (((guy))), literally a baby

BASED
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kek

The fuck do you want him to say, "I stared pensively at a sunset as the missiles flew?"
Quick, find a line in harry potter that says cake is evil.

>what the fuck is his problem, Sup Forums?
Simmer down kid.
Oldfags like myself from Gen X remember Reagan referring to military uniforms as "costumes".

If your enemy believes you're fucking bonkers then you're much harder to profile and predict.

This is 11th Dimensional ōllamalitzli death ball.

>It is called neurolinguistic programming, straight out Dianetics / Scientology.

Is was recently speculating that the Chabad cult looks like Orthodox Messianic Judaism mixed with Scientology.
If that's correct, it is scary as hell.

Seeing salon lose its shit daily makes me happy. Fuck liberals and fuck colored people

He's trying to seem tough and scary by insanity.

The US is bombing Iraq again? That is news to me.

SAGE

>heading to iraq
WHAT?

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The absolute mad man. EVERY single thing he does triggers leftist trash.

>launching

sage

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Are we supposed to think that Trump doesnt know the difference between Iraq and Syria or are we supposed to think Salon is retarded and or fake news?

The second is more likely. Your job is fucking pathetic.

does Xi pingpong like chocolate cake?

ummmmmmmm 67D chess... yeah lets go with that

It's from a video interview you idiot. You can watch it yourself.

Link me.

FUCK YOU
I'M CUTTING
AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE CAKE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Trump's just a dumb old brainlet boomer in over his head.

im not even surprised at this point they cant help themselves

>infowars

I can barely eat chocolate cake any more. I used to be able to when I was a kid, but now anything too sweet leaves me feeling like shit to the point where things like chocolate cake no longer look appetizing whatsoever
Is something wrong with me Sup Forums?

>be potus
>be rich
>go to private luxury resort
>invite china's president
>eat diner and order cake for dessert
>excuse yourself to use the restroom
>launch 60 missiles at sryia
>come back and casually tell china's president what you did while eating beautiful chocolate cake

Wasn't this literally a scene in the second matrix movie?

Dude even fat lizardman cunts like chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is fucking awesome. Imagine if you just fired two hundred million dollars worth of missiles to shut your Jew daughters cryhole and you were eating chocolate cake and you could get Russian or Chinese hookers to piss on your bed and them play golf all day while a Jew does your job for you.
Trump is living the dream.

> call for a high 5
> smirk because you didn't wash your hands

Truly the greatest timeline.

In general though when news says they have an insider news on something, do they normally believe them?

youtube.com/watch?v=iovUXxHKiQ0

now that is a man truly enjoying his life
heartening. dunno why it bothers you
you are aware that over half of them missed, and that he did this to swing his dick at china + anyone else who might not want to play ball after 8 years of Obama-/Clinton-inspired foreign policy, yes?

youtube.com/watch?v=iR3fSL9WMdg

"we are here to speak with the merovingian"

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merovingian_dynasty

The Merovingian bloodline use to claim to be descendants of a sea monster:

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merovech

but later changed their story to be descendants of Jesus after Christianity became popular in the area.

"""""chocolate cake"""""" is a pizzagate codephrase

>what the fuck is his problem, Sup Forums?

Hes showing everyone whos the boss.

Just look at cuckputin, russia warned about getting fired at in syria before, bring in their flashy new AA systems and Trump just smokes whole airbases worth of equiptment, ammo and fuel while he has the chinese president literally under his thumb.

What did russia do? LITERALLY FUCKING NO REACTION.

>D- d- -d d-d ddu it again and t- th- t- -then there will be consquences

As a chocolate fan I can cumferm this

>triggers alt-rightists because they think the cake should be vanilla instead of chocolate

lulz

Failure that see that the problem is on your side, vertical Austria. He is not a fucking pussy like you, he doesn't engulf himself in virtue signaling every time he does something you find objectionable.

Lemon cakefags BTFO

FPBP

Go troll Shia!

>pay for media campains

or

>add a typo and every lib on earth will spread your message to everyone for free in every country at once

also is google planning on blowing up gas stations or something?

When I was a boy I had a favorite treat ...

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You read and give clicks to Salon, what is YOUR problem?

>salon
I'm surprised they are making articles about politics, they usually just make articles about how great pedophilia is.

Not rare you fucking normie

>salon
not an argument shariablue

Tramp is great
AVE TRUMP
-1 CRAZY KOMMY COOMING SOON

saw this last night, shit was hilarious. vintage don

Same

I can eat it every once in a while, but it's just too unhealthy

chocolate ice cream cake is atrocious though

Sounds pretty patrician though tbqh.