Translation : Journalists in North Koréa have been told of a "great and important happening" on Thursday,and must be prepared.
What do you think
Happening in NK tommorow?
Carson Cox
Nicholas Anderson
Probably the nuke test they've been planning for the last month or so
Zachary Morales
Above ground?
Cooper Cooper
Again?
Lincoln Robinson
It'll be literally nothing.
Ian Bell
High-level time traveler has communicated with us future happenings picture related stock up California start building those bunkers. Maybe attacking San Onofre nuclear power plant in Southern California
Christopher Nelson
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Thomas Morris
They'll test it on Japan. Everyone should use all their nukes on Japan.
William Evans
One can only hope
Carson Price
Aliums will reveal themselves. In NK.
Christopher Davis
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Henry Phillips
Where's the archive link yo
Parker Lee
DELETE THIS
Matthew Perez
Israel not Japan.
Mason Phillips
Democratic elections where Kim wins by being the only party.
Noah Powell
Oh no, Kim Jong Un will test his nuke ON BABIES!
Thomas Parker
I refuse.
Jordan Cruz
Would that be Thursday NK time? Because it is 3:51am Thursday there now.
Could it be this?
m.koreatimes.co.kr
Camden Brooks
Big if true
Justin Collins
>north korean journalists
Christopher Turner
Kim will back down from power and allow elections.
Caleb Reyes
San onrfe is not worth targeting.
it's literally next to Pendleton.
Jordan Ortiz
Onofre is off line you fucking LARP'ing faggot
Levi Sullivan
Cheers
David Perez
glad to see 4chin happening posts going big league.
Jayden Ward
They're Western journalists in NK for April 15 celebrations.
Xavier Lewis
>On Wednesday, North Korean officials told foreign journalists in Pyongyang invited to mark the national holiday that their schedule had been canceled, and to instead meet early on Thursday to prepare for a "big and important event".
So I guess this means a nuke test.
Or a missile test.
Or changing his cool haircut.
Wyatt Baker
God I hope so. I've got blue balls from all these non-happenings.
Wyatt Green
We've deployed several CONSTANT PHOENIX aircraft to the region.
They're nuclear bomb sniffing aircraft.
Most likely Lil' Kim's last nukey-nuke test before Pyongyang is leveled by USS Michigan and her 154 Tomahawks.
Wyatt Campbell
What did he mean by this
>cheers
Grayson Jones
>before Pyongyang is leveled by USS Michigan and her 154 Tomahawks.
59 of those couldn't even damage a shitty little airfield, you'd need more like 154,000 of them for Pingpong city.
Dominic Turner
That's a nice Pepe you got there
Aaron Harris
Onofre is down AND your point about Pendleton is worthy as well
Cameron Lee
Some of those Tommys have W63 warheads.
Jose Gonzalez
Norks national holiday is tomorrow, they always have a show of strength.
Kayden Russell
Only in your dreams, burger.
How can you ever hope to defeat such a gloriously godlike being as Kim Jong-un?
What you call your "Navy" stand absolutely zero chance against the technologically vastly superior North Korean submarines manned by orders of magnitude better trained personell.
The laughably pathetic USS Michigan will never even get a chance to fire. The crew of the Michigan will quickly discover they have only two options: surface and surrender, or never surface ever again.
Any attempts at war against the DPRK will be swiftly and mercilessly countered.
Daniel Russell
>implying they wanted to irreparably destroy it and let ISIS regain a foothold.
Isaac Morris
Kek. Good one, Sven Al bin Stockholmistani.
Ian Morgan
Realistic non-hype prediction:
N. Korea will launch a missile or test a nuke on or around April 15th (Day of The Sun, very importing Nork anniversary). U.S. either shoots the missile down or goes full combat ready for the next happening.
Daniel Brown
Someone please make an "Open Israel's Borders for North Korean Refugees" meme
Ian Garcia
I think it is actually on Saturday but canceled and they are doing it Thursday
Levi Rogers
God no, the offspring of Jews and North Koreans would be an unstoppable planet destroying force
Carter Garcia
That's nothing my friend Tommy in 3rd grade had a complete set of Power Rangers figures AND all the Zords
Jack Long
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Ryan Nguyen
Let's deport all the worlds muslims and jews into NK and extend the demilitarized zone around the whole country so nobody can escape.
Charles Russell
You know that offline means it's just not producing power. The fuel is still there, still producing heat and still needs a fully functioning cooling system to not go fukushima
Who's the faggot now
Jacob Long
Are you sure?
Evan Nelson
and then nuke the shit out of it