I'm thinking about buying a massive dildo. I have no intention of ever having sex with a man but I have had a dildo in the past and the feeling of having in stretching my arsehole apart just makes so hard, even just thinking about it. My question here is does anyone have any good experience with sex toy websites? Last time I ordered one from Bondara (don't know if they still do this) they delivered it in one of those bubblewrap envelopes and the postman had to hand it to me because he couldn't post it through the door, you could feel what was under there and I could see he was smirking as he handed it to me.
are these two fucking? either way, both of them are legends
Jackson Richardson
Mate, most Scots are either Nordic or Anglo-Saxon.
Julian Carter
>Forget Little Englanders – Deep Englanders believe that life was better before the evils of industrialisation, foreign competition and, you know, immigration
Thank God for English individualism, if not for that we'd all be Eastern Europe tier by now.
Isaac Gomez
I'm sick of being a software engineer lads, can't really do another degree.
So should I join the Armed Forces or Construction (i'm thinking plumber or electrician)
Anyone know where to get careers advice?
Colton Ward
This cant be true? Gross
Oliver Myers
Reminder
Noah Bennett
You have to be a Slav or Gypsy to get to that level.
Hudson Reyes
This absolute who just seems like a discount Milo, tbqhwy. What the fuck is that accent?
Gavin Cooper
>why don't you want to compete with 7 billion people in every aspect of life goyim?
Luke Stewart
socially conservative is code for virgin
t. socially sonservative
Easton Perry
Was he raping her with his eyes? Sick bastard should be castrated for that.
Julian Evans
Kristenfu or Slagfu? Hmmm
Sebastian Ward
I'm socially conservative and not a virgin.
Checkmate.
Austin Jackson
>One of the reasons we have a Left-wing society, a liberal society, is partly because conservatism, that which is supposed to “conserve,” is brain-dead in the West, and is terrified, and is afraid. But one of the reasons it’s afraid is because of this area of secular demonology. Because when you have to think in an illiberal way you will “go over there.” You will have to go “over there.” You will have to touch certain thinkers who actually are in that proximity, and that is demonic, and you have to remain in the Center. And if you remain in the Center, you can’t oppose the liberal Left. You can’t oppose the world as it now is inside Western societies. We’re now in the position that we’re invading other societies to impose what exists here (or variants of same) on them!
They're not wrong >Might it out of childhood and get to live like a Hobbit, working seasonal hours
Angel Ramirez
>implying you wouldn't find her beautiful under the influence of MDMA
hell, i'd probably find her beautiful sober in the flesh
Charles Wright
Fucking hell mate. She looks Greasier than a McDonald's fryer.
Josiah Adams
Britain? More like SHITain hahahaha
Andrew Collins
>tfw you must go, as you're being slandered somewhere else
Gavin White
anyone watching the UN shit? Our UN ambassador is a 100% kosher weasel faggot. Entire argument is literally 'muh children'. Talking about that fake 7 year old syrian girl on twitter. You know, the 7 year old with perfect English and great internet and a computer in the middle of a warzone.
Just watching him you can tell he commands no respect in that room whatsoever.
Look at this poofter. Fucking disgrace.
Jonathan Reyes
you know what fuck you
Carson Martin
BrexSHIT!
Theresa MAYHEM!
Jackson Watson
Rude
Jackson Carter
Has anybody read the Constitution of Liberty? I have heard Hayek is pretty based.
Jackson Sanders
>showing off your armpit hair
I mean, I'd think it's pretty disgusting if a man did that
>Britain? We’re in with America, and we go where they go. And any war or adventure they want, we go in as well. We’ve spent six-and-a-half billion of our cash in Iraq. We’ve lost 200 men. We’ve achieved absolutely nothing! Absolutely nothing. And we have done so because in 1956 we attempted a very minor independent move with the Israelis and with the French and earned American disapproval. And that was a very cold burst. And the British establishment doesn’t like cold bursts. And American power faced internally within the West is awesome, even though they have very little idea what to do with it.
>And yet, in a strange way, they do know exactly what they’re doing, and what they’re doing is imposing the logic of an attenuated French Revolution, of the American Revolution, on the whole planet. Equality, indeterminacy, aspiritualism, materialism, the right to shop, the right to vote (parts of it are the same), human rights, civil rights, Israel always safe. This is the agenda that’s being pushed all over the world in Africa, in Asia, in the Middle East, in Central and Latin America, which they virtually regard as a dominion and an extension of their own state power, from the Monroe Doctrine onwards.
Benjamin Scott
This how the mail thinks young people speak
Daniel King
DFNDR BODY ARMOR
James Cooper
Someone tell me if it's a meme or not that all the horrible slutty feminists are going to end up childless and unhappy
I, for one, do not approve of your impolite tone sir.
Michael Harris
>writes software with his nimble, cheeto dusted fingers >thinks he'll stand a chance in the army, let alone construction Top kek lad, at least in the army they might have use for you. Construction men will rip you to shreds
Asher Miller
Please help with my sextoy question!
Chase Reed
>that skinny neck tie >that almost invisible shirt collar
Mason Campbell
>LMIRL
that deftones song makes sense now
Zachary Jenkins
I have literally never seen any of those acronyms before in my life
Jackson Bennett
Mostly, if they get preggo they usually just abort it. I've got a radfem relative who kept their kids, but her kid's redpilled as all hell. Gonna assume this is a consistent trend.
Camden Young
Pilly willy though mate She's not called Charlie XCX for nothing
Ayden Morris
One is brit/pol/ the other is Sup Forums
Asher Robinson
these were told to the Mail by Chris Morris, 14 from Kent
Mason Fisher
Going cottaging tonight lads, gonna suck on some willys and maybe get bummed up the chufter
Jose Ramirez
This is why the "Anglo" meme must die.
Brody Nguyen
Same. I've never met anyone who uses them, as well. Must be desperate middleagers.
Henry Cox
Needs more memes >SOH = Shoe On Head >MOOT = A Flaming Homosexual >FAKE = That entire list is fake as fuck
Parker Taylor
can i come?
Jackson Cruz
(you)
Adrian Brooks
no they're going to get away with it because men always let women get away with it
Carson Long
I only ever see mongeral Americans use it. Must be insecure about their identity.
Jace Phillips
GYPO
kek
Noah Harris
Classic 'moral panic' journalism.
Connor Howard
>Thinking I cant bants with the best of em
I hate the effeminate liberals in my job, snarky and smug nu-males. Working class lads like me shouldn't be allowed into uni, it's cruel in its own way
IFUWABDINTA I'll fuck you with a big didlo in the arse SPOUS Send pics of your shitbox
Chase Young
this feminist wench looks like an afghan hound
Xavier Lopez
I'm Middle-Class and can't stand these cunt either. You should've done a trade, desu. Pretty comfy from what I've heard.
Anthony Ramirez
>can i come
only if you've got a mustache lad
John Ramirez
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution They have not your interest at heart Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution Don’t let them lead you astray
This congress does not speak for me They’re playing a dangerous game I pray the king shows you his mercy For shame, for shame!
Isaiah Sullivan
Smurthwaite was on This Morning this morning talking about shaving
Ayden Sanchez
>tfw too snarky for the lads >tfw not snarky enough for the nu-males
Samuel Robinson
>not being able to get an erection on MDMA
it takes a good 30 minutes, but with enough thought, effort and stimulation it's possible
Charles Rodriguez
brit/pol/ should start a runescape clan
Easton Martinez
Just get a real man. Big, hot dick pounding your arse is better than a cold lump of plastic. Plus you get to cuddle afterwards.
Ryder Watson
I've never really tried to have sex on MD, I've tried to wank after coming back from a night though and just couldn't it's like someone turned my dick off or something. LSD made me really horny for an hour or so
Noah Brown
Any rare Queenies?
Ethan Peterson
do you ever put things in your japs eye? i hear that is popular with faggots
Nathan Ramirez
Rare Queenies.
Charles Campbell
Might train to be a plumber, my pal averaged 60 hours a week last year, got 60k in the north
Ayden Cruz
>tfw middle class as fuck but completely redpilled My sister is literally an sjw, is there any hope for her? She was always a bleeding hearts bitch but uni made her 10 times worse
