Happening: North Korea

The North Korean army went to war.
Sirens are playing in the capital Pyongyang.
People are going to shelters.

twitter.com/HurkanHanHz/status/852249765651853312

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YES

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Why a Turk has this video?

Psychic here, I see with my mind's eye... aliens!??!
I though reptillians weren't real, or maybe those are just Special Ops?
Anyway a guy just had his skin turn to liquid and died so I got zapped back in body.

CHANG DONG BING BONG KIMCHI'S READY BITCHES!!

He's probably a migrant worker

:^) Xbox Scorpio will be delayed

Cause those roaches get everywhere

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better now than when they have nukes that can actually reach us

twitter.com/SelimAtalayNY/status/852247352647856128

We really need to stop acting like Twitter is a reliable source

Chances of WWIII?

>twitter.com/HurkanHanHz/status/852249765651853312

> That many lights
> North Korea


Nice try, user

high

At least we get to put the "roaches can survive a nuclear war" theory to the test.

WHY ANOTHER TURK
IS BEST KOREA SECRETLY TURAN

>North Korea has ordered the evacuation of Pyongyang.

That is big fucking news actually.

All of the "high"class people live in pyongyang, it is the most modern city in north korea and only "special" people loyal to the party can stay there.

The rail network below the city is also a nuclear shelter, if it's not a drill expect the south to be nuked soon and no i am not shitposting

Also check numbers

:D

My digits.

> implying it didn't start years ago

Do we know if Best Korea has nukes?

so they roaches in north korea now as well ?

Not sure, check your scrying potato to make sure this is not bullshit

GUYS!!

DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!

99% chance of WW3 I guess

Keeping the people terrified of war is how three generations of fatsos have consolidated there power.

>99

OH SHIT

They tested five of them
Being able to use them in war is another thing

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPENING

>My digits.
HERMANN GET THE MASCHINENGEWEHR

Of course they have nukes.

It's just questionable whether or not can reach any further than Seoul and Tokyo. Probably not.

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Hurr Durr muh happening!! Nothing will happen

I GUESS THERE'S STILL HOPE

>Nkorea

>ww3
Allies who?

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT SONNY BOY WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE IN HELLFIRE.

Kek

>cause roaches get everywhere

PRAISE

China will want the land, they faught the US for it before

Digits confirm this. The great god Kek has spoken.

It's been fun

Add me in the screen shot. Rare hand drawn pepe

STOP PLAYING WITH ANCIENT CHAOS GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE

WWIII?
Almost 0.
A war between the U.S. and North Korea?
I'd give it a 5% chance, plus or minus 5%. Depends a lot on whether these sirens and evacuations are real or not.

Well, screen cap here we come!

99% chance ahoy!

mobile.twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA

Vids are from this dude

>Dog being alive in North Korea
Fake news

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MODS STICKY

>5% chance
>Being THIS pretentious

Kek if sirens are real and evacuation is in progress SK is about to get BTFO

>people are having fun with WWII
>a swiss shits in the punch bowl

twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA

More digits

is nork """"news"""" always this unprofessional?

NO THANK YOU

There's still that cursed 1%.
It might not happen after all.

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Oh no! China will want to rebuild nkorea

SK lost interest in the land in the mid 00s

There welill be no war over footing a massive bill to rebuild nk

this

This

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>Those sirens

inb4 kim nukes himself as an excuse to flatten seoul

>mobile.twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA

he's not saying anything about sirens

Nice one Sven

2 nukes gave us anime
What would a third nuke on Japan give us?

>over footing a massive bill to rebuild nk

You realize how much rare earth minerals are in north korea right? fucking leaf

NK gonna get destroyed in 3 days if they start anything

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

thats a proper autistic pepe.

C'mon, who doesn't want a gf?

checked

rolling

Still not happening.

lol u must live in California

sounds like Justice - Stress

Shit

This is old footage from Turkey during the Erdogan half-assed BTFO-ing (aKa fake coup)


How new are you ?

Fuck

I hope Kim doesn't bomb my ass

They're economy will end up running about as well as McLaren Honda

>399
Pic related

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it's been great lads

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

It's been an honor shitposting with you, I'll be seeing you at the DMZ boyo

He doesn't have to, everyone was leaving around 5 hours ago.

Nice get

youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU

Batten down the hatches boys.

Don't overestimate Korea, they'll lose in the end but they'll fight harder than the Japs in world war two. Expect millions of dead on each side


youtube.com/watch?v=pZiVWXjsaJg&list=RDpZiVWXjsaJg

itt the_donald falls for bullshit

South Carolina actually. I'm super comfy. Nice get btw.

You need to look at it as pure propaganda made by people who grew up watching pure propaganda

#PrayForPyonYang

>99%

RNG always finds a way

Please let it fucking happen already.

Put me in the screencap